#grey shit posts

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Sappy ahh

Nerd!jo x male!football player!reader

summery: in which Gojo’s nerd friends realize he’s dating the antithesis of everything they stand for…a jock😟

———————————————————————— The day started as any other, in their stupid corner of the lab, testing all types of chemicals. Satoru seemed a bit down, but not enough to cause any worry. Maybe just didn’t get the grade he wanted or whatever.

So imagine their surprise when the quarterback of the football team, a man MUCH out of their league, is bursting through the doors of the chem lab and looking for none other than Gojo.

“There’s my baby!” you exclaimed once you spotted his white mop of hair. You made a beeline to his side and picked him up as if he weighed nothing. “Y/n, in front of everyone?” He whined as you kissed his cheeks relentlessly. “There’s like four other people here, relax bubu.” You replied.

They stared almost shamelessly as you finally put him down but didn’t give him an ounce of space away from you. “What’s up, Sugu said you looked a bit down this morning?” You said in a hushed tone, almost cooing as if he was a little bird that would fly away if you made too much noise. You looked at him with such love and devotion, it made even their hearts jump a little.

Satoru suddenly blushed hard. “No, it’s nothing serious, you shouldn’t worry yourself.” He said, looking down at your letterman as if it was the most interesting thing in the world. “Baby, don’t say that.” You encouraged with a nudge to the side of his head. “No it’s really not that serious it’s just…y-you didn’t kiss me before you left for practice this morning.” He whispered the last part.

WHAT??? That’s what he’s been in a mood about this entire day????

“Aww, my love, why didn’t you say anything? I’m so sorry, baby.” You immediately apologized with multiple pecks on his lips. He suddenly held you still and kissed you deeply, quiet moans slipping from him as you slipped a hand under his shirt.

His friends would’ve had to intervene before you threw him on the table had it not been for Suguru entering the room with a loud cough.

“Excuse me for breaking up this loving moment, but we have to go.” He said, pulling you away from Satoru’s hold.

You whined as he dragged you both to the exit, before throwing a kiss to your boyfriend. “Byeee, love you so much! And all the kisses when you get home, okay?!” You shouted and Satoru blushed with a smile on his face.

He immediately got back to work as if nothing happened. But he was noticeably giddier, and a bit clumsier than usual.

Since when was Satoru such a sap???

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I still suck at endings (and titles apparently) but just a lil something at 2 am to hold me over while I stress abt all my other drafts🤪 enjoy!

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me patiently waiting for all the Zuko, Sokka, maybe both??? fan fics to drop:

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the concept of Ryusei Shidou being pro soccer player!reader’s controversially young bf

Lemme get in my drafts rq😛😛😛

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here’s an idea, Sokka and reader are in a happy relationship (maybe gn reader, but leaning male who knows)

Zuko likes both Sokka and reader, but would hate to impose. BUT, they want him as their third.

one night he accidentally lets it slip and they’re like “that’s wonderful sweetie <3” and they fuck him (Zuko’s the bottom btw, i refuse to believe otherwise)

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I can’t get ts outta my head

Frat!jo running into you at a party. Fuck he hasn’t been the same since you broke up. Well…not that you actually broke up…matter of fact, you were never dating. Just hooking up.

When you told him you loved him, he got cold feet and fucking ran like an idiot. Ghosted you on everything, and basically pretended you didn’t even exist.

But that was almost two years ago, he’s changed, and you should be able to see that. You still look amazing, better even. You had a few tattoos now, one stood out on your lower back. Three circles within a single circle, accents of red and this lines he couldn't recognize the meaning of.

He walked up and sat right next to you at the bar.

*skipping cause I ain’t think this part through 😐

“Look, Satoru…it was nice to see you again, but you need to get going.” You said as politely as possible, trying not to be rude and just push his ass off the seat. “I don’t…what happened between us, baby?” He asked, and you had to stop yourself from physically recoiling when he tried to take your hand.

You quickly snatched it away from him, only for another man to grab it gently.

“Hey baby, what’s up?” Enjin mumbled from behind you, his way of saying ‘you want me to tear him a new one or nah?’ “Hi love, it’s nothing, he’s an old friend.” You said, instantly leaning back into him.

Gojo gawked incredulously as this guy basically coiled around you. His free arm wrapped around your torso, his head nuzzled protectively against your neck.

The hand that was holding yours suddenly reached out to him. “Name’s Enjin, you are?” He asked, and Gojo couldn’t even pretend to want to shake his hand.

“Are you serious?” He said, eyes twitching with disbelief. The hand that Enjin had stretched out to him had found its way around your shoulders, and he was kissing your neck and cheeks as if Satoru wasn't even there!

“After everything we’ve been through, you just throw it away?” Gojo said and you couldn’t hold the laugh that left your lips. “First of all, we were nothing, your words and mine. Uh second, damn…I’d hope so after two fucking years. Geez Gojo, don’t be pathetic.” You replied, your fingers locking with Enjin’s.

“You’re sick, you know that? A sick heartless bitch.” He said, standing up and walking away. Until he felt a hand on his shoulder yank him around and punch him in the face, causing him to fall flat on the dirty floor.

Enjin kneeled down next to him. His slow movements didn’t match the menacing glint in his eyes. “You better watch your fucking mouth, get me? Next time I hear you talk shit, I’m not stopping.” He whispered and Gojo was about to retaliate, until you interrupted, slightly nudging Enjin’s side.

“Baby~ I’m tired, let’s just go.” You whined, and Gojo feared that your voice was the only thing that kept him from leaving that bar in a cast.

Your boyfriend stood up, hand instantly wrapping around your waist, and leading you towards the door.

You felt the fresh night air on your face and sighed contentedly. “You didn’t have to punch him, y’know?” You said, a sly little smirk making its way to your face. “Yeah I did. Can’t have people thinking they can talk to my baby any type of way.” Enjin replied, pulling you impossibly closer under his arm. “Also, don’t pretend you didn’t like it, you little shit.” He added, pinching your cheek softly.

“I did like it, I liked it a lot actually.” You nodded.

The punch was simply the cherry on top of tonight, you were so happy you moved on🫶🏾

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…okay, just had to write it down…and can you tell Gojo wasn’t very thought through? Like I was just tryna get this done, but maybe one day I’ll write the full thing🤷🏾

(also, the tattoo is the one on Enjin’s stomach…I was supposed to write him noticing that but then again, how? Y’know?)

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y’all are some HOES for sub Zoro, which honestly, I can’t hate. I fully understand 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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this is how I know I was raised in a nonchalant ass household. why’d I just read a fic if Zuko forgetting his and reader’s anniversary, that lady ain’t speak to him for damn near a week, HUHHH??? And that nigga was tore UP!!😭😭😭

and all I can find myself thinking is… “was it that serious?” like, girl…sure I’ll be mad if my spouse forgot our anniversary…but 7 large days? Wesh

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can’t read ANYTHING from the mha fandom bruh, it’s always some overly “dark romance” (basically r4pe) age gap yandere pedo/age regression bullshit, IT PISSES ME TF AWWWFFFF

like is it that hard to find something about the GROWN people that doesn’t have to do w reader being a student??? And I know I could find something, but the ones that have a normal plot aren’t long enough😭😭😭 like I can’t just ask for normalcy??

Almost everyone in that fandom is fucking weird🫩

…sorry just had to get it out, ignore this