#grimy grumbles

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watching princess bride and realizing the scene where wesley gets strapped down to the excruciating pain machine might have had a deeper effect on me than I realized

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me: hm oh no I feel a little weird, unsettled, dissatisfied, on edge even

me running a bath hot enough to boil me alive: surely this will fix it

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was checking out at my local lingerie boutique and the little old lady who had made her purchases before me excitedly asked to see what I was getting so I showed her and I was like “I thought it’d be cute for valentines!” and she was like “or for every day!” and she was so right

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so is html coding our own cute little pages and modding the fuck out of them not a thing on here anymore? bc if true thats fucking tragic

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just ate the last piece of cheese in my house :(

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heads up to all my hot mutuals if you ever see me like your nudes but not reblog them, do not be fooled, they are in my queue I swear I would never do that to you

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okay my hitachi just sparked and blew a fuse I’ve been loyal to the original but fuck it’s time to go wireless

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it’s my bday month 😚 I gotta get my wishlists together