Stupid AU
Everyone is mad at how Hoxton has been stringing Wolf along. So, in true âletâs be adults about thisâ fashion, the LGBT members of the Payday gang do their utmost to make Hoxton realise what he was missing out on.
Duke sent Wolf gifts. Every. Single Day. Sometimes they arrived in the workshop, in the common areas - sometimes when the Swede was having breakfast. But Wolf was unable to hide his pleasure at the flowers, poems & gifts that made their way to him.
Sokol was more forward. The Russian liked riling Hoxton up directly.
âWolfie,â he would murmur, running his hands up and down Wolfâs arms, breathing so deeply one would think he would die if he didnât inhale the otherâs scent, âyouâre so fucking handsome. I donât know why you still single when Sokol want you so bad. I could learn a lot from you.â
Dallas went one step further.
âCâmon,â he said one day, taking Wolf by the hand, âyouâre ready for our date, right?â
Wolf wasnât entirely sure how he kept his laughter to himself as Hoxtonâs face purpled.
Dallas wasnât just performing for Hoxtonâs sake, however. Heâd actually gone and booked them both in for a spa day, the treatments specifically targeted to Wolfâs so-called âproblem areasâ. The Swede moaned as his lower back was worked and teased and soothed into painlessness for the first time in months. He whimpered as his shoulders sagged, tension leaving in a manner so pleasant he felt as if his brain was oozing from his ears in relief.














