#grinding chuck

[the-crazy-studio]

Pride time in the kitchen

[burgrr-tower-crossover]

This is the main reason I was gone folks! An official "cover" for BURGRR Tower, a crossover project between the (previously) long lost creepypasta and the funny pizza game. I should back on the story soon, so be patient!

[devilgem-archive]

assorted roleswap au doodes, which is very self indulgent & stars jay as the single dad protag with a missing kid. some context under the cut. did i mention this is extremely self indulgent.

1) jay and his newborn babby girl, years before the events of the hospital takes place. there’s a whole story behind how baby blue came to be, but that means i gotta tread waist-deep into the headcanons i have for jaybird. long story short, less than a year after divorcing karen, he is urged by good natured coworkers who tire of seeing his miserable ass work day in and day out to get back into the dating game-- only to come back out with babb. oops.

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2) panel redraw; post-cafeteria arc, which is the equivalent of the morgue arc here. for a bit of backstory: flair planted seeds to strain the burgrr crew’s relationship that led to them separating, that left an open gateway for her to successfully hijack the conceptual core of the cafeteria zone and fulfill her never-ending greed for more,more and more profit.

back at the hospital, flair is nothing more than a fun-sized pin. jay could easily kick her across the room.

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3-4) jay being appreciated by his new companions, whom he supposes aren’t so bad.

he shows up to the cafeteria, meets the burgrr gang one by one, gets ‘em to reconcile, get ‘adopted’ by said gang, and teamed up to take down this Soulless Corporate Witch™ to take back their much beloved kitchen...all by sheer accident. they sure took to heart his rant about his shitty job back at the gray...

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5) gynnie’s a new pal he finds in the plank maze, gynecologist and former head of the maternity ward- which she cant go back to, as she knows in current hospital conditions she’d likely be a threat to him than help. she is kind and patient with jay, as she is with everyone she comes across, but she also knows when to be firm when the latter acts out irrationally.

[bbq-girll]

Lets let grinding chuck post something, he has somethin he'd like to tell alla youse!

Ah you big lug! We all love ya too! Such kind words. He's got to get back to work but says to take care!

[skeletonlzer]

[the-crazy-studio]

[I had to hop onto the trend. This song is somehow catchy.]

[the-crazy-studio]

Happy Valentine's day people!

To celebrate, I whipped up a short animation about one of my favorite jokes from Awful Hospital (seriously the worst ever).

[Fern better meet up with Harmburger again this was one of my favorite bits-]

[the-crazy-studio]

I got bored again, so here is another art dump of very random things.

These guys rot my brain.