I have no defense for this or for being gone so long lol
But I plan on answering asks and working on some DBD and F&H stuff~ 😉
Warnings: Well, it's dicks, just like in my DBD version, soooo-
ENEMIES
Guard: 10.9 inches, the girth is comparable to a fist, and there is a stinger that’s almost 4 inches long at its tip
Elite Guard: 12.3 inches, the girth is comparable to a leg, and there is a stinger at the end that is 5.5 inches long at its tip
Ghoul Prisoner: average length, average girth, with necrotic lesions around it, cool to the touch
Cave Gnome: 1.4 inches, extremely skinny, but with a deep upward curve to its length
Dark Priests: 3-4 inches on average, slightly skinnier than average
Lizardman: 9.9 inches, girth comparable to a soda can, thick ridged sharp enough to slice through skin
Nightlurch: 6 inches, thicker than average girth, hard as steel and just as sharp, with a steep upward curve
Cavedweller: 9 inches, thick girth, clammy to the touch
Yellow Mage: average length, average girth, “Average Joe”
Scarab: 2-3 inches, abnormally thick, acidic semen because these little shits aren't toxic enough as is
Bloodied man: average length, thicker than average girth, bloodied and necrotic
Body Snatcher: 7.4 inches, skinny girth, “a little crooked”
Lord of Flies: average length, girth comparable to a soda can, smells awful
Lizardmage: nearly 11 inches long, very girthy, deep grooves sharp enough to slice meat yet smooth all around (yeowch-)
Harvestman: (erect, natural) 3.3 inches, thin girth, (erect, unfurled) 12 inches, average girth, has ridges around the circumference every 3~ inches
Blight: 10 inches, girth comparable to an arm, smooth and slimy, yet scaly in texture, prehensile
SPECIAL/BOSS ENEMIES
Trortur: once, he was an Average Joe. Now? He has nothing at all 😔
Samonsnake: Man, idfk... It's probably short and stubby, but its so large that it physically cannot fit inside you, like it cannot-
Crow Mauler: 7 inches and thick, with large, throbbing veins
Crow Mauler Double: Double trouble 👏🏻both have 7 inch, thick shlongs that are side by side. Idk the logistics of fucking this thing, but good luck, soldiers 😏
Pocketcat: an average 5.5 inches, average girth, but he has spines on his dick and it hurts like hell to fuck him
Tormented One: 1) yes he does have a dick under there, 2) it’s 6.5 inches, thick girth and 3) yes, it’s skinned too
Francóis: (as the Dominating One) 10 inches, very thick girth (as a human: 4 inches, average girth)
Valteil: way below average at 1.4 inches, might as well be a micro penis (do I really have to talk about this guy??)
Nosramus: a pleasantly average 5.5 inches, slightly skinner than average girth (plus he’s gentle-)
Greater Blight: it’s the size of your arm, maybe it’s actually bigger- oh it is biggerFUCK-
Echo of Sylvian: it’s an ever shifting appendage that varies in length, girth, shape and texture- it WILL destroy your insides-
Echo of Gro-goroth: over a foot in length and as girthy as your leg, you are DEAD if that thing tries to fucks you
King in Yellow: 5.7 inches, average girth, slightly curved upward
NPCS
The Merchant: 2.5 inches, thin girth, fuck this guy (No, DON’T fuck him-!)
Bunny Masks: Garden variety baby. Pick and choose what size you want, baby!
Wolf Masks: Also a garden variety, but why the hell would you fuck these stinky assholes?
Cockroach King: Uuhhh-
Ser Seymour: 5.5 inches, average girth, Average Joe
Ser Seril: 6.9 inches, average girth, nice
Isayah: Another Average Joe, but do you really want to fuck a guy with the plague?
PARTY MEMBERS
Cahara: 6 inches, average girth
Enki: 4 inches, skinny girth, blue veins
Ragnvaldr: 8.8 inches, very thick girth, thick veins
Le’garde: 5.7 inches, average girth, slightly curved upward (hmm, does this sound familiar???)
Marriage: 7.4 inches, slightly thicker than average girth, thick foreskin and penis is slightly skewed to one side of the groin
