#grocery fail

[angryraptor13]

So it turns out when you leave an onion sealed in a grocery bag, it grows *hella fast*

The roots grew some, too!

IDK if this guy is still edible, but I kinda want to plant it now 😅

[snarkasticattack-blog]

Getting back home after a grocery trip and realizing you forgot that one thing you needed. 

[megamijadeheart]

When you're ordering groceries because you feel too sick to go out and shop, brain fog can make it hard to do little things like confirm that your address on file with the company is the one you actually live at now and not, say. The place you lived 6 years ago, the last time you were close to a store of this particular chain.

I feel bad for the delivery driver but I'm so glad I instructed it be delivered into my hands and not left outside the building ;.;

[grunge-me-up]

Yesterday, I bought a different lowcal sweetener bc they didn't have stevia, and this tastes like shit and battery acid.... might have to drink my coffee with milk instead and no sweetener until I get stevia back. Ugh. This taste is atrocious!

[giographixnola]

can’t disagree

[flange5]

I went to the liquor store to get more packing boxes--I think I fit like 25 vodka boxes into my Honda Fit, which is impressive, but so not the point. 

I also went to the grocery, meaning to get pancake mix to try the ridiculous pancake in your rice cooker because I am so lazy in the morning and why not.

I walked out with that, lemonade, lime juice, milk (for pancake mix), almond milk, some sort of green healthy fruit juice smoothie, 2 kinds of mineral water, ginger beer, alcoholic pear cider, and orange juice.

It's July in Texas, and I was really hot and thirsty when I went to the grocery store. Tactical error. 

[etes-voushumaine]

Shit, I mean Crap, I forgot the bananas.

[drnovakaine]

RIP two jars of mandarin oranges.  You were taken far too soon, by which I mean before I had a chance to enjoy your succulence.  This shall be a cruel lesson to those who have the condition known as "butterfingers" and drop their bags four feet onto asphalt.