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Getting back home after a grocery trip and realizing you forgot that one thing you needed.

Mom: Can you take out the trash right now?

Me: Nah, I’ll do it later.

Mom:

When you weren’t listening and now they want a response.

When karma comes back to bite you in the butt.

I don’t need a boy friend/girl friend to live, but I do need food.

Suddenly remembering I left an unattended slice of cake and my sister’s home.

When it’s pouring outside and you forgot an umbrella.

When your professor/boss peeks over your shoulder.

Others: You know that has a lot of calories and fat right?

(Looks at junk food)

Me: Let me fix it.

I told you I was right, didn’t I?

When someone asks if I’d like to go to a party.

Come to the dark side we have cookies. Me: Not anymore you don’t!

The dust bunnies are my audience.

Watch as I bravely walk these snow filled streets.

Me: I’m super tired and no one and nothing can make me get up.

Family: Food’s ready!

Me:

When someone calls you out on your attitude.

When you answer a call, but it wasn’t someone you expected/wanted to talk to.

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