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[distortionmelantha]

Here are Aidans luxray Sincerus, Marks luxray Megatron and Sams gastly Casper. Also a random french excadrill.

[distortionrick]

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Frowning (as usual), Glamdring's grip tightened on his sheath. "To what end are these questions? My thoughts have little bearing on the matter..."

The honedge hovered near to get a better view (and possible to intimidate the questioner).

"He is a good lad and a capable eye in battle. Aye, he does not have the skills needed to defend himself and he is often at odds with my means, but he knows when to let them be. As a squire, I'd not trade him for another."

[unovianmilitiastudent-blog]

Body swap!

[Awe man I ADORE body swaps so bad, the result is 99% hilarious.]

Body swap!: I’ll write about our muses swapping bodies and how they’ll deal with it

Neo woke up, rubbing his eyes for a moment… strange…. he wasn’t around his usual surroundings…. he was always in a room, with nothing but a bed in it… but this room had video games… toys… obstructions…

The windows weren’t locked tight, his poke’mon didn’t obstruct the way of the door in case anyone happened to walk in….Once again… strange, he began to squint, trying to scan and observe the area, he didn’t hear any mechanical noises being heard from his head…

His eyes widened, beginning to panic, getting up immediately as he touched his body…. s-skinny?? What the hell?? Scrawny, somewhat weak, bones that felt like they’ve never been cracked in their lifetime except for his fingers…. The first thing he checked was the washroom, looking at his face….

This wasn’t his—- not at all, it was.. some…. dorky… gangly teen who seemed to have frowned creases near his lips, brows that seemed to mark that he was never one to really do much but scowl. “A-ah….” Neo gaped a noise, he must’ve been dreaming, only to cover his mouth a moment after… No time to loose, who the hell had his body?! Who was walking around in his skin!?

The solider began to move, putting on “his” normal outside attire, stomping outside, the posture was stiff, but straight-edged. He began to search, then spotting a scream, a panicked scream from someone that—- that was “him”! What the hell was he doing?? Don’t yell! Don’t talk! You’re going to get followed after you idiot!

"YOU. YOU DID THIS DIDN’T YOU?!" A yell from his own voice echoed,but the tone was definitely not of his.. just this…stranger’s. Neo only looked up towards him, confused, but only remained silent.

"You can talk right?! Look, you better fucking help me because, I can’t see for shit!! This is like some fuckin’ video game or something! How do you even see with this bullshit all over your face!?" The angered tone of the gamer was heard, symbols and words flashed as the gamer was talking in frustration, oh, if he kept doing that he’s going to cause the student’s goggles to overload!

Neo hesitated as he shushed the gamer to calm down… Well, since this isn’t his own voice.. perhaps he can.. talk for abit “……With that state of mind, you’ll end up hurting yourself…. Please… calm…”

Mark was rudely awakened, this was definitely not him, the body was  nice compared to his, but it felt awkward, annoying really, specially since being in the soldier’s body was hard to control, the sun hurt, the gamer felt like his body was always tense, like something was about to happen despite how peaceful it was, he tried to breath to calm down, but how the hell was the other so much calmer than him in this situation?!

Neo looked at Mark in skepticism.  “…..This is a predicament we’ve seemed to have landed ourselves…. What-ever-your-name is….”

"….I-it’s Mark…"

"Neo….. Consider yourself lucky, Or.. unlucky…You haven’t died yet."

"Why’s that?!"

"You were scaring me with how many emotions were running all at once. My mask can only handle so much."

[I have no idea :’D if i keep going this is goign to get so much longer, I just think Neo would be scared, but he’d take it in stride… for him to think, and Mark would be angry, but tone down… after abit gomen if i madde him sound ooc.]

[askthekingsguard]

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One True Sparring Partner (OTSP)

((Haha YES. PERFECT.))

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"I’d tap that" suddenly turns into "I’d whack that".

((I'M USING THIS NOW.))

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Margo would whack that

((Yesssss This should happen!))

[psychic-trainer-linnea-blog]

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"His nose is prominent, so maybe he’s a bird? Maybe an owl, since he’s got that discontent look."

[askmobstermeeks]

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"… Is he in a cult? The grouch cult of grouchy, grouch grouch grouch. Cult grouch."

[psychic-trainer-linnea-blog]

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Battle intro: "Oh no! Why did our eyes have to meet? I’m weak, but I’ll follow through!"

Victory: "But how…?"

Defeat: "To have predicted that I would lose, and to fight anyway…it’s foolish. I’m sorry." 

Assist: "I’ll try not to get in your way."