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[ravenclawella]

PRANKS! (Garreth Weasley a.k.a. Prank Sinatra)

Very short fic based on something you hear in the game when you're in the infirmary of Hogwarts ... (If you know, you'll know.) Y/N is kept gender-neutral so enjoy!! Just friend shenanigans <3 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ “Why did you call us out here, Garreth? What’s this about?” Sebastian asked impatiently. “Well…you see… (Y/N) and I were out here just hanging out and asked if they could try one of the potions I had in the works.” Garreth looked down at his feet and fiddled with his hands. “Spit it out, Weasley. What did you do?” “Well…..” Garreth looked to the sky, still fiddling with his hands

"BAAAAAAAAAAH"

“What was that?” Ominis frowned. The three of them stood there for a few moments as the silence awkwardly washed over them. Garreth rubbed the back of his neck. “Guess the sheep’s out of the bag! Heh” Garreth pulled out his wand and revealed a sheep beside him that had been hidden with a charm. “Sebastian, was that a sheep I heard?” Ominis tapped his foot, waiting. “Garreth, explain to us why there is a sheep here. That better not be who I think it is” Sebastian folded his arms, staring down at the boy. “I told her it was still a work in progress!” Garreth held up his hands in defence. Sebastian continued to stare at Garreth, a darkness glinting in his eyes. “Garreth!” Ominis frowned his eyes. “What. Did. You. Do?” “She drank it before I told her what it was for!” Garreth gestured to the sheep, forgetting Ominis couldn’t actually see the sheep.

"BAAAAAAAAAAAH"

The sheep nudged Ominis and Garreth had to turn and cover his mouth with his hand to stop a laugh seeping out. “Shush you, I bet you’re not completely innocent in all this” Sebastian nudged the sheep back. Ominis let a long sigh. “We have to take her to the infirmary. I can’t turn them back, and I know Sebastian can’t” Ominis thought aloud. “We can’t take a sheep into the castle…. I just need you to wait with them, so they don’t wander off while I go and grab someone to fix this. I’ll be back soon.” Garreth began to walk away “GARRETH, DON’T YOU DARE LEAVE US WITH…” Garreth’s walk turns into a run. “Oh for goodness sake” Ominis sighed “We better get comfortable, Garreth looks like he’s gone back to walking” Sebastian grumbled, staring at the mop of ginger bouncing into the doors of Hogwarts. Sebastian crouched down to face the sheep “And this is why you NEVER trust a Weasley. What are we going to do with you?” He pushed his forhead to the sheep, who proceeded to headbutt him. “That’s definitely (Y/N). So violent.” Sebastian chuckled.

*Hours pass. It begins to rain and the sun is setting*

“Hey, has anyone seen Sebastian or Ominis. I haven’t seen them all day.” (Y/N) asked the table of friends. Garreth grinned to himself. “Oh, I think I saw them by the beast hut a few hours ago. I’m not sure if they’re still there now, it looks like it’s raining.” Poppy nodded to the windows, raindrops hitting the glass pane. “Hmm, I’ll check anyway. Just in case. Thanks, Poppy” (Y/N) stuffed a bread roll into her mouth and ran out of the hall into the courtyard with their broom ready.

(Y/N) whistled down on her broom, landing behind the boys. It was raining heavily, and the boys were stood out in the rain with no cover. Sebastian appeared to have placed his robe on a rock. (Y/N) thought they must have been charmed to stay there, why else would they be stood outside in the cold wet rain. “I have been looking EVERYWHERE for you two. What are you doing out here in the rain?” (Y/N) got closer and was able to see what Sebastian had done with his robe. “… Is that a sheep? Why is that sheep wearing your robe, Sebastian?” Ominis jumped “(Y/N)?!??! I am so glad you’re back!” Sebastian looked between the sheep and (Y/N) a few times, putting the pieces together. "BAAAAAAAH" “Wait, the sheep…but Garreth said.” Ominis started before he was interrupted by Sebastian tackling (Y/N) to the ground. “Ooof. Happy to see you too” (Y/N) winced from the impact of the ground before pulling Sebastian up into a hug. “Weasley!” Sebastian huffed away from their face. “I am so glad you’re not a sheep”. Ominis chuckled as he grabbed (Y/N) from the other side. The two boys encasing (Y/N) in a tight embrace. “Why is that sheep wearing your robe, Sebastian?” (Y/N) asked, looking at the sheep wrapped in the robe, who had begun to chew on one of the sleeves. “Garreth told us that you were the sheep. We had to keep you dry somehow” Sebastian hid his face into (Y/N)’s shoulders. “Yeah. Okay. I think you two have hypothermia. Let’s get you inside. And take that robe off the sheep!” "BAAAAAAAH"

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[mitskigf]

-sirius black, as i see him after the potters’ death

[our-l1ttle-books]

[theinkednerd]

[hufflepuffjessica]

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF POTTERMORE:

Please don't whine and complain when it comes to being sorted into your house. I know you can go your whole childhood thinking you're a Gryffindor, then suddenly get sorted into a Ravenclaw. Or brag about being a Slytherin, then get placed in Hufflepuff. I know. Seriously though..

SHUT UP!

Answer the questions honestly and J.K. Rowling will place you where she feels you belong. She knows more about the houses than you do. So dont gripe and complain when you feel like you've been placed in the wrong house. Cause I can assure you, you weren't. Take pride in the house you were placed in!

Being put in Hufflepuff doesn't mean you're stupid! Hufflepuffs are loyal, kind, patient, trustworthy, and dedicated. Be proud to come from the same house that contained Tonks and Cedric Diggory. They died noble people and were proud to be in Hufflepuff.

Ravenclaws. You are smart, inteligent, and musical. Don't think that just because you're a Ravenclaw that you're stuck up and snotty. Cho Chang's badassness is one reason to honor your house.

Gryffindors. Ummmm....this is Harry Potter's house so I don't even know why anyone would complain about being a Gryffindor.

And Slytherins. People need to seriously stop saying that everyone from Slytherin house is evil. Last time i checked, Snape was good and was full of love all along. You're not evil!! It's called being cunning.

I think everyone on Pottermore would really appreciate it if you stuck to the original house you were placed in and would stop making new accounts when you don't get placed into the house of your choice. This isn't fair to those of us who are sticking to our houses and enjoying the experience the way it was meant to be played, with the people of our own house! You are depriving your original house of house points when you do this. Do you think any of the characters in the books re-did their sorting ceremony when they didnt get their top pick??? No. They stuck it out and took it like a true wizard.

Respect Pottermore, and respect what J.K. decides for you. She's the queen of it all and knows who belongs where. Anyone who disagrees can get off the site and never come back because i can assure you, none of the houses want you if thats how you're going to play the game!

Love,

foreverharryfreakingpotter

[beastmuffintron]

House test

GRYFFINDOR: 

[x] You are loud.  [x] You like(d) going to school to see your friends.  [  ] You’ve had more than a couple detentions.  [x] You always have something to do on the weekends.  [  ] You like to be the center of attention.  [x] You get above average grades in school.  [x] You’ve been called bossy before.  [  ] You’re a bit of a daredevil/you like an adrenaline rush.  [  ] You are athletic.  [  ] You are one of the best players on your team.  [x] You would do anything for your loved ones.  [x] You like the colour red.  [X] Your favourite class is Transfiguration or DADA.  [x] You would never break a promise.  TOTAL: 8 HUFFLEPUFF: 

[X] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends.  [  ] You get average grades in school.  [x] You’ve been called boring before.  [  ] You don’t like to brag about your achievements.  [X] You value honesty. [X] You don’t mind working hard to get what you want.  [x] You like the colour yellow.  [  ] You have a job.  [  ] You are athletic.  [  ] You are a team player.  [  ] You are in the middle of the social totem pole.  [X] You are easily amused.  [X] You like helping others.  [  ] Your favourite class is Herbology or Divination.  [  ] You like the music played on the radio best.  TOTAL: 7 RAVENCLAW:  [X] You get good grades in school.  [X] You like to read.  [X] Dumb people annoy you.  [X] You are creative.  [X] You’ve been called a know-it-all before.  [X] You would say your intelligence level is higher than most.  [X] You hate cheating.  [X] People often want you to help them with homework or projects.  [X] You are more into the creative arts: theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.  [x] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking.  [  ] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don’t know.  [x] You like the colour blue.  [  ] Your favourite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures.  [x] You tend to over-analyze things.  [X] You can focus and pay attention well.  TOTAL: 13 SLYTHERIN:  [x] You are very competitive.  [  ] You like the finer things in life.  [  ] You think welfare is a waste.  [x] You’ve made fun of someone in the past week.  [  ] You’ve been called a snob before.  [X] You think the end justifies the means.  [x] You’re not afraid to say something to someone else’s face.  [  ] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you.  [  ] You’ve made someone cry by just saying something to them.  [  ] You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc.  [x] You are very good with words.  [X] Above all, you want to be successful in life.  [x] You like the colour green.  [X] You love to win.  [  ] Your favourite class is Potions or DADA.  TOTAL: 8

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