Now that it's been gifted, I can share the horrible thing I included in @iamtheshriekingguineapig's Christmas gift. 🤣
I was picking up some last-minute items at Menards when I saw these ugly little plastic lantern ornaments on clearance:
(retail site image, they don't look that good in real life)
So I bought one, painted it gold (ultimately had to use a paint Sharpie because nothing else would stick to the PVC), then made burning Zhao Yunlan art in Photoshop, printed it, and stuck it inside. Assembled the whole thing the night before our gift exchange. Put it inside her gift box. Waited for the outraged screaming when she found it.
(I was not disappointed.)
If anyone else wants to make themselves a cursed Guardian Lantern ornament, here's the art:
The specific ornament I used is here, but I'm sure there are better quality ones out there.
And even though this whole thing is extremely cursed, I'm still claiming it for my @guardianbingo square "holiday," because it IS technically a Christmas ornament. 🎄
