@guiltycharge liked THIS for a starter !
“ what the IRK is this thing ? “
an alien mouth parted lips to let the words fall out , un - enthused yet still surprised at the sight in front of him . the armada had only just stopped by the planet when an unexpected navigational error had thrown them off their rhythm; the massive had been due to set back on path A.S.A.P. but due to yet another unanticipated error ( this time in an irken ship’s cloaking mechanism ) a small human child had wandered on board and thus been brought into the massive to be dealt with at the tallest’s discretion .
. . . ‘ discretion ‘ was one word for it , at least .
“ eugh - it’s so GROSS ! someone , like , put it somewhere or something ! “ the leader whined over-dramatically , flailing his arms as if he were trying to ward off some sort of demon . if it wouldn’t put them in danger of having irken information exposed , purple would have just ordered that she be sent back to where she came , but he knew the control brains wouldn’t be very pleased with that decision . so , instead , the tallest just sat there , displeased , in awe and disgust .
