#gurgies

[lotsadeer]

Come get y’all gurgies - 2020

I think Gurgies and Sip Sip Pitch are both on the Blaseball Cares website as t-shirts? Sip Sip Hit was an unused design I just like how the lettering turned out on all of them.

Y’all Mints and y’all gurgies in 2020.

[caleanamajored]

smh boy fuckin a tomato. wht u gna do when she squirt ketchup all up ya dick

thats the goal

[caleanamajored]

1-20

if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?watch: the same few videos of youtubers over and over againlisten to: melanie martinez, undertale OSTs, soo much Caravan Palace, caro emerald, aaaHHHGGGGread: MNOTHING 

have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?nope actually

list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.blease spare me im not ready to spend 600 years writing that out

do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?I DO LIKE MY NAME i know there are names that would fit me better but my name is wonderful and my friends can call me dildo because i have this name

do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?dont get me started, buddy,

are you religious/spiritual?lil bit? not religious, i dont like, follow religious rules and i dont have a religion, but im really spiritual

do you care about your ethnicity?uh...this is a tricky question since im white? i just want to be better? i want to be a Good White and not a Bad White yget what im saying

what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?owl city and all american rejects

are you an artist?ya

do you have a creed?i have a friend from assassins creed

describe your ideal day.i dont know

dog person or cat person?yeah

inside or outdoors?inside

are you a musician?no (but i sinng)I FUCKED THIS UP THE THING SAID “FIVE MOST INFLUENTIAL BOOKS IN UR LIFE”“Bridge to Teribithia”, “The Serpent Slayer (and other stories of strong women)”, choose-your-story type books, W.I.T.C.H book and graphic novels (although they feel bad b/c abuse memories but theyre still dear to me), um idk im losing my train of thought

if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?no oh my god not at ALL i would be completely different

would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?somewhat. but no. buddy, i dont know who the “real me” is,

what’s your patronus?i dont know. cock?

which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?cock?

would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else?cock?

[caleanamajored]

go to bed swet child

no

[caleanamajored]

TELLE ABT JUAN PLS

2 years or so ago my current boyfriend and boyfriend at the time were in a roleplay and also i was there im p sure i’ve told this story like 3 timesits the pirates RP story we basically had rp that was pirate based and pirate characters and SHITand yknow theyre pirates they drink stuff, so i made up this character on the spotsome spanish bartender dude with tan skin, black hair and dark brown eyes and a little stubble who was at their first bar and was at every single bar from that point onand it was always the same bar too, looked different on the outside but it was always the same on the inside and juan was always there he just literally followed these people around no matter how far they went he always beat them there ready with drinksand now, i have another Rp, thats set in a steampunk world in the FARR fucking future, but it has pirates n shit but its all futuristic (steampirates tag aka my current OC batch with like robin and james and captain and stuff), and eli and i thought it would be cool to let this be Pirates 2and then i brought juan backbut not like, a reincarnation of him, literally just him. instead of all young nd baby faced like Pirates 1 juan was, he now has salt n pepper hair and white stubble and a firmer jaw and he’s taller and buffer, but thats it, his bar still follows them everywhere and he’s over 800 (probably around 1,500) years oldbecause nora (one of the original morgan pirates) fucking banned him from dyingso whenever he tried to die it just wouldnt work, because he was so dear to the morgan family that as soon as they died and reached literal god status, she made him immortal so he could continue to raise and guide morgan pirateshe’s captains bio father (many many people’s father) and the adopted father to the second generation morgan son theo (who nora gave birth to but didnt keep and dropped off with juan, which is why she trusts him with her other gens too), pansexual, panromantic and polyaromous and apparenly a fucking Magic Manalso he fucked john’s (original morgan pirate THE original) mother that one time