#source: yellowjackets

[incorrectbadkidz]

*While the Seacaster-Faeth baby is being born.*

Doctor: Only immediate family is allowed back there.

Fabian: I’m family, she’s my Mama!

Fig: I’m not family but we have a very intense trauma bond.

[theincorrectlongwalk]

Collie, sarcastically: We might be walking in the middle of nowhere but hey-

*grabs the “magazine” from that one walker*

Collie: At least there’s porn.

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Voldemort: I'd say it was soul-crushing, if I remembered what it felt like to have one.

[clovesknives2]

“I'm too sexy for this cave, too sexy for this cave, too sexy for this cave. I'm too sexy for this rope, too sexy for these rocks, too sexy to be murdered, I'm a hostage.”

— Peeta when he woke up from Katniss drugging him and was waiting for her to come back

[space-girliee]

(Sometime during Draco’s birth)

Doctor: Only immediate family is allowed back there

Lucius: I’m family, she’s my wife!

Severus: I’m not family but we have a very intense trauma bond.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Allison: Where have you been??  Peter: I walked all the way back to civilization so I could fuck your dad.

[deadboyquotes]

Charles, possessed by some creature: *speaking French*

Niko: Since when does Charles speak French?

Crystal: Edwin, did the boarding school you both went to teach it?

Edwin: Yeah, but he sucks at French.

Crystal: Well, what’s he saying?

Edwin: I don’t know, I suck at French too.

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Xena: [to Athena] You are so mad and yet so wrong.