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Sep 29, 2025

💛❤️💙Emoji Misc Headcanons- The Hanks💜💚🤙

Filling out these asks taken from this post

❣️ - What are their love languages?

Hank 1: words of affirmation, quality time, acts of service

Hank 2: words of affirmation, acts of service, quality time

Hank 3: physical touch, quality time, gift giving

Hank 4: quality time, gift giving

Hank 5: acts of service, quality time

The Hanks: Quality time, also low key acts of service (safety checks lol)

🌙 - What’s their sleep schedule like?

Hank 1: Very consistent, also he is the king of laying his head down and passing out-- very sound sleeper, occasionally snores

Hank 2: a little all over the place, usually gets a solid chunk of sleep though, light sleeper, moves around a lot in his sleep

Hank 3: pretty consistent, usually is up on his phone for a bit before fading into sleep, sometimes snores, sound sleeper, always falls asleep in the weirdest poses

Hank 4: probably has the most messed up sleep schedule of the Hanks, but honestly can get by on very little sleep low key-- SOUNDEST SLEEPER, snores sometimes, can fall asleep on basically any service

Hank 5: pretty consistent sleep schedule-- medium light sleeper, he can be woken up, but is not gonna be kept up by snoring like Hank 2 might, sleeps really stiffly, also LOVES a power nap

The Hanks: All of them get fairly decent sleep (except Hank 4 sometimes), all of them can nap like beasts, will fall asleep basically where ever

🎁 - How do they feel about their birthday/birthdays in general?

The Hanks: All the Hanks consider birthdays mundo important, and they're all actually pretty good at remembering them!

🧑‍🦰 - Have they ever dyed their hair? Ever cut it themself?

Hank 1: Dyed it once in high school (orange tips), usually doesn't cut his hair much, but goes to shop when he does

Hank 2: Cuts his own hair, will cut the other Hanks hair if needs to, have never dyed it, but HAS thought about it

Hank 3: Never dyed his hair, never thought about it, really digs his natural color a lot, cuts his hair or has Hank 2 do it

Hank 4: Has dyed a small part of it once with kool-aid when he was in middle school, barely ever cuts his hair, Hank 2 does it for him when it gets too long (he knows it's too long when he starts getting annoyed by how long it is)

Hank 5: Has never dyed his hair, cuts his own hair, is actually probably the most up-tight about his hair care routine low key

The Hanks: They help each other with their hair semi-frequently

🍷- How do they feel about alcohol?

Hank 1: Positive to neutral, he's never one to say no to a fun time, though he knows his limits

Hank 2: Is the most hesitant to start drinking, mostly cause he finds out where the line of 'one too many' is the hard way. He may have tried to back flip off a roof once... Hanks 1 and 5 had to stop him (Hanks 3 and 4 were no help)

Hank 3: Honestly super down to knock a few back, gets affected by alcohol the least of the Hanks-- it's crazy

Hank 4: Second least affected by alcohol, drinking is never HIS go to, or his idea, but he's down to clown! Also will start doing crazy shit, though unlike Hank 2 he doesn't need to be too drunk before he starts doing that (also unlike Hank 2, it's not shit like jumping off a roof)

Hank 5: Usually has to be the DD if they have one, ends up being the caretaker a lot (which he doesn't mind actually), when he DOES par-take in partying, he's a mix of a loud drunk and a friendly drunk-- he has def clung to his bros shouting 'YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST HOMIES EVER!!!' at the top of his lungs multiple times. This usually results in a drunken hug/screaming circle, they're having fun

The Hanks: Rowdy but also the type to drunkenly feed you water-- they're so wasted but they're also being safe?? It's such a weird sight, but at least everyone makes it home alright

🗣️ - How do they handle public speaking?

The Hanks: They all handle it pretty well, but they do handle it better as a group!

Individually though---

Best to worst:

Hank 1, Hank 5, Hank 2, Hank 4, Hank 3

🎮 - What’s their favorite game sport that isn't an extreme sport?

Hank 1: Baseball

Hank 2: Archery

Hank 3: Wrestling

Hank 4: Boarding-- Snow boarding, Skate boarding, Surfing (are those still extreme sports??)

Hank 5: Fencing

The Hanks: Rock climbing! (they also love couch co-op games!)

💓 - What are some signs they’ve fallen for someone? How do they show their affection?

Hank 1: I think he very much perks up the moment his eyes land on them. He's suddenly got a little more energy, a little more pep in his step, he's smiling a lot more wider (all of this is hard to catch if you don't know him well enough, cause he's like that a lot all ready). I feel like he's maybe the last person to notice that he has a crush (or at least he refuses to admit it for a while), so he's just seeming like he's being extra friendly, giving them a lot more attention than he realizes-- he thinks he's just being a bro, but he's honestly just smitten. He tries really hard to play it cool though

Hank 2: It can be a bit hard to catch, but his attention is always focused square in on them whenever they're around. I think low key he's also trying to impress them?? Like he's not doing hand stands or whatever, but he's always telling them about the stuff he's been up to and is low key seeking their approval cause he's mad hoping you think he's cool... Though if you do give him that approval, I think he maybe gets a little shy?? Like his heart's suddenly racing and he can't stop smiling??

Also I think he kinda likes to shift into real talk mode when they're around?? Like vent a little maybe, and def open the floor for them to do the same. Like, he just likes talking with them, he's a lot more talkative whenever they're around. Also a lot more smiley...

Hank 3: His flirting is usually constant, but when he's caught feelings, he really lays it on thick. He kinda doesn't give it a break?? He's doing anything and everything to make them blush. HOWEVER, if they do it back to him he kinda freezes?? Not in a bad way, but in a 'somebody pinch me I must be dreaming' kinda way. Just the biggest, dopey grin on his blushing red face. He also has a tendency to kinda talk up his crush A LOT when they aren't around. Also also-- homie is crazy distracted. He's kinda just constantly around them or staring, the other Hanks are talking, but he is not listening in the slightest-- he's too busy watching them talk. Or smile. Or laugh, or just exist. Also low key high key, he's checking them out.

He actually doesn't catch feelings feelings that often, but when he does?? OH BOY does he have it bad. He's kinda helpless and hopeless...

Hank 4: He def doesn't fully clock that he has a crush for quite a while. And maybe low key, no one else does too?? He honestly acts kinda normal for him?? Def more friendly when they're around, but he's always like that with new people. It's not until someone notices how dreamy of a stare he's giving them that HOLY SHIT YOU'VE GOT IT BAD HOMIE!! And I think at first he's like, 'What? No I don't.' but after talking it out and he realizes that, yes in fact he does, I think he kinda freaks a little after?? LIKE???? HOLY CRAP, WHAT DO I DO????? Whatever Hank 3 says, disregard it.

Also afterwards he kinda acts really awkward around them?? Lots of stuttering and tripping over his words and nervous laughter-- he's kind of a mess ngl... He honestly is gonna ask them out not long after this, cause there's only so much of this he can take! (and yes, he's gonna be mad nervous about that too)

Hank 5: Honestly, tries to play it cool. Like it takes him a bit to clock that he's caught feelings, but when he does he tries to keep it low key. It's pretty obvious with how dreamily he looks at them, but he doesn't necessarily make a move right away. He does confess pretty quickly though. He also gets really flustered if they flirt with him in the slightest or give him a little extra attention. Even after they're together-- kiss the back of his hand, you will end him (in the best way possible)

The Hanks: All of them kind of perk up and get excited when the crush enters the room. It's sometimes hard to tell if they're crushing or if they're just excited about a new bud-- the only way to tell the difference is hold long their gazes linger on you as you leave-- and how love struck they look.

🤡 - What’s something dumb they’re embarrassed about?

Hank 1: If he laughs too hard, sometimes he snort laughs, and he HATES it

Hank 2: He really kinda wants to be smart and thoughtful and like-- deep and profound and stuff-- but he's not sure he actually has it in him?? What if he's just kidding himself...?

Hank 3: He's worried that without his lines he has no game, but what if the others are right and his lines are ruining his game?? But it's genuinely how he feels??? Like, he's just legitimately a flirty dude, he's not lying about it... do people think he's just saying stuff to say it????

Hank 4: He can't remember how many times he's given himself a mild concussion, and he's not sure if he should be more worried about that, or if it's probably okay... it's probably okay right??

Hank 5: He frequently has dreams about playing catch with his future kid... that turns into nightmares when he accidentally beams them in the head with a baseball... obviously he can't not play catch with his kid, BUT WHAT IF HE HITS THEM IN THE FACE WITH A BALL?!

The Hanks: They're a little worried that if they find their own paths in life, they might not spend the same kinda time together that they do now, and honestly that kinda terrifies all of them?? They'd legit don't know what they'd do without their brothers around...

🌱 - Do they have a green thumb or are they a plant killer?

The Hanks: All Hanks, despite their best efforts, are pretty terrible at keeping plants alive... from best to worst

Hank 2, Hank 5, Hank 1, Hank 3, Hank 4

📱 - What social media do they use the most?

Hank 1: Tiktok

Hank 2: Youtube

Hank 3: Insta

Hank 4: tiktok and youtube

Hank 5: Insta and youtube

The Hanks: high key they all watch a lot of tiktoks and youtube videos together

👪 - What’s their relationship with their parents like?

Hank 1: Very supportive, they're super proud of him!

Hank 2: A little judgmental, they didn't like that he went into extreme sports at first, but they did come around eventually (they kinda worry about their son a lot though, mostly cause it's just in their nature)

Hank 3: Mostly raised by a single mom and his grandparents, dad was around intermittently, he kinda doesn't care about his dad much, low key a mama's boy real talk

Hank 4: supportive but also a little confused?? Idk, they love their son, but they never fully got their son ya know??

Hank 5: A pretty standard house hold when he was younger, his mom passed when he was a little older and his dad really stepped up. His dad was kind of his hero-- he passed a few years back and Hank misses him every day...

The Hanks: They are a family, they've all met each others parents, all the parents are happy their sons found their people

🐒 - What’s their favorite animal?

Hank 1: DOG!

Hank 2: wolves (he full sees them as big puppies)

Hank 3: Lion (big kitty, KING OF THE JUNGLE!)

Hank 4: Dog!

Hank 5: Sea horse

The Hanks: All Hanks think turtles rule! (especially of the ninja variety)

🧳 - What countries have they been to?

The Hanks: All Hanks have been to multiple parts of north amercia

🤔 - What’s something they’ll never understand?

Hank 1: How someone could ever prefer cats over dogs. Don't get it twisted, cats are great-- but dogs can learn how to parachute!

Hank 2: How some people can go through most of their life without feeling a little bit stressed about everything?? You're meaning to tell me not everyone suffers from a low hum of anxiety all the time?? IN THIS KINDA WORLD?????

Hank 3: Poetry. Like, trust me, he gets the appeal, he sees why people are so into it, BUT HOW DO POETS DO IT?! HOW DO THEY MAKE WORDS SO PRETTY?!

Hank 4: Country music. Like he doesn't hate it, but... he'll never get how it's the only thing some people listen to. Really?? Like seriously??

Hank 5: When people are so anti-kids they kinda jerks to them. Dude, it's a KID. That's a CHILD! Can you maybe learn to chill?? Where's your whimsy homie??

The Hanks: How some people are too scared to step out of their shells even a little. Like-- they respect it, but they'll never fully understand. TRY EVERYTHING ONCE!

🎨 - What’s their favorite color?

Hank 1: Yellow

Hank 2: Red

Hank 3: Blue

Hank 4: Purple

Hank 5: Magenta

☂️ - How do they feel about rain?

Hank 1: Depends on what sport their doing and if it can be cancelled by rain

Hank 2: Positive! He actually really likes the rain

Hank 3: Positive! Makes him wanna kiss Rachel McAdams (or Ryan Gosling)

Hank 4: Positive, he gets playing in the rain and if someone is gonna take photos of their stunts, the rain makes it look extra dramatic

Hank 5: He likes being in the rain, he hates the aftermath (though he's with Hank 4 on the drama to photos thing!)

The Hanks: Frankly all of them are down to be in the rain, a little rain can not stop the Hanks!

🎶 - What’s a song they really like?

(gonna go more genres here)

Hank 1: Ska and rock, usually more up beat stuff than anything too aggro-- he likes to keep the energy up, but not get mad about it ya know?? He's also down for some dance music when he wants to zone out, and occasionally he'll do jazz when he wants to mellow out.

Hank 2: Lots of alt rock-- he hasn't dipped his toes too deep into the goth music scene, but he's def brushed the edge of it. He's also really down for 90's boy bands! Also don't tell the others, but he really likes classical music-- mostly piano stuff. He's afraid of getting made fun of for it though...

Hank 3: He likes rock, but he likes the rock that a lot of people think is lame-- like Dave Matthews Band, Imagine Dragons, Maroon 5, Nickleback, Limp Bizkit-- the list goes on but he's one of those people that will defend his music tastes till the day he DIES! He really likes those bands okay! He's a very cheesy kinda guy.

Hank 4: He likes a lot of different genres of rock (metal and punk end up on his play lists a lot)-- also some Ska! Basically if it sounds like a bunch of noise and a good time (or like something to thrash to), he's there!

Hank 5: Very classic rock, very dad rock, kinda old school, OCCASIONALLY will match bands with Hank 3 and he doesn't defend them like Hank 3 does, but he will have Hank 3's back on them the majority of the time

The Hanks: All the Hanks are actually really down to clown with 90's boy bands-- they're all N'sync fans! (Except for Hank 2, he's a closeted Backstreet Boys fan...)

🖌️ - Do they have any hobbies?

Outside for extreme sports--

Hank 1: Hiking or camping. He's actually kinda of a nature guy?? He likes the fresh air and honestly he loves the animals. He once got a squirrel to eat out of his hand and it was legitimately one of the best days of his life! He doesn't think he'd do well with a dog of his own (he'd get too heart broken if/when it died :( ), but he does love hanging out with dogs. I feel like someday he's gonna end up with a dog somehow, and that's kinda gonna be the end of it?? Like oops 1 dog then OOPS 7 DOGS! He'll be out there on the trail with his 7 dogs having a hike and living their best lives!

Hank 2: a bit of reading and writing-- he honestly wishes he was more profound, or at the very least better with words... He's got a lot of notes, and he's a little too embarrassed to share them right now, but he has talked about it a bit with the other hanks and, while they're not that much help (they don't really know how to words good either homie), they're EXTREMELY supportive (THEY think he's plenty profound! Our homie is like SO PROFOUND actually, back off nerds!)

Hank 3: He's a major watcher of all kinds of shows and movies, he's actually kind of a cinephile! He doesn't really do art house stuff, but all the major movies and shows?? He's watched them all! He was WAY into Grey's anatomy when it was airing.

Hank 4: He actually really digs skateboarding (he just can't get away from sports). But like-- not just the activity of boarding, he's kinda into building and tricking out boards. He really likes changing out pieces on his board to make them a whole new dude.

Hank 5: He actually partakes a bit in arts and crafts. Nothing too serious, a little drawing here, some painting there, maybe a little clay figure or two-- just getting to create something, even if it's a little bit, actually really fulfills him a lot. He also does origami, but that's mostly just a trick for something to do when he gets bored. He's never tried to make 1,000 paper cranes, but honestly he thinks he might once he has a kid (baby's keep you up a lot... might as well fold some cranes...). He also reads a BIT, but it's mostly so Hank 2 has someone to talk to about it, he doesn't always get super sucked in... (also it's nice to have a thing you can do that's easy to shove in a baby bag that isn't a phone)

The Hanks: All Hanks have a movie night, and they take it very seriously! Who gets to decide the movie rotates, but Hank 4 always brings either of the goofy movies (the other Hanks love those movies, so they're always down!)

💤 - What do they absolutely need to have to fall asleep?

Hank 1: Blanket and pillow

Hank 2: Blanket and two pillows

Hank 3: A flat surface and some way to cover his eyes (his arm will work)

Hank 4: nothing, he will fall asleep standing up if he has to

Hank 5: a blanket

The Hanks: Frankly all Hanks will conk out damn near anywhere if they're tired enough

🎢 - Do they like amusement parks? What’s their favorite ride?

Hank 1: coaster

Hank 2: those tall swing things

Hank 3: viking ship thing (also he IS going to win a prize come hell or high water)

Hank 4: coaster

Hank 5: That thing that drops you from crazy heights

The Hanks: ALL HANKS LOVE AMUSEMENT PARKS! Also all of them b-line it to the coasters-- they want to ride every coaster the park's got!

🗺️ - What languages do they speak?

Hank 1: some Spanish

Hank 2: some Korean

Hank 3: a little bit of Spanish but it's pretty bad

Hank 4: He knows less Spanish than Hank 3, but it's still some

Hank 5: he knows a few phrases in a handful of languages but he's only fluent in English

The Hanks: all Hanks know a small amount of Spanish honestly, and they're all pretty terrible at it...

🍳 - How well can they cook?

The Hanks: All Hanks are decently competent cooks, but it's all simple stuff for the most part-- best to worst

Hank 5, Hank 3, Hank 2, Hank 1, Hank 4 (Hank 4 is the only truly terrible cook, but bless him he tries) (also for clarification, Hank 3's cooking is mostly a flex for flirting purposes, so his is usually more fancy?? Though he's hella happy that it also gives him a skill he can share with the homies! But Hank 5 just genuinely knows how to cook)

🍪 - How well can they bake?

The Hanks: So somewhat same with cooking, they can all usually manage, though with baking there legitimately is a higher discrepancy between the best and the worst--

Hank 5 and 2 are really solid bakers, Hanks 3 and 1 are fairly decent, they prefer cooking over baking, but they can handle most recipes fairly well, Hank 4 is LEAGUES better at baking than he is at cooking, but he's still the worst of the Hanks, UNLESS THEY'RE MAKING BROWNIES, for some reason he can make amazing brownies every time and no one is sure why but they're super grateful for it. (no, it's legit not a weed thing, homie just is really good at making brownies)

💘 - What do they find attractive about their partner(s)?

Hank 1: An adventurous spirit and a willingness to next back down!

Hank 2: Someone whose sensitive to others feelings and a good listener

Hank 3: Someone whose fun and not afraid to play with him (mostly meaning flirt back, but if they can also be a goofy cheeseball with him, he's all the more into them)

Hank 4: He enjoys someone whose chill, but also really confident?? (He's not sure what he's doing low key?? So it'd kinda be nice if one of you knew what you were doing, or at least-- acted like you did... like you don't know what you're doing, but you're doing it anyways?? you're just making a decision and running with it! {the dirty little secret of life is that no one really knows what they're doing})

Hank 5: He likes someone that has a kind heart and a bit of a silly side. Also whose not afraid to commit. A fellow nurturer to join him in parenthood.

The Hanks: All Hanks appreciate fun and confidence, but also all Hanks really appreciate an open mind. They couldn't fall for someone whose a constant buzz kill... (there's a difference between being mindful and just being judgemental and mean)

👗 - How comfortable would they be wearing a skirt or dress?

The Hanks: I've used this bit before, but since this is from an actual Honest On Hank Hank, I'll share this sentiment again:

Which is to say, they'd all rock a dress! (also yeah, the dude in the pink is named Hank, he's a Hank too!)

💝 - What gestures do they really appreciate? How do you get on their good side?

Hank 1: Being really open to trying new things and also introducing him to new things in return-- he's not always down for everything, but he is the type to like to try things at least once

Hank 2: He really appreciates when someone just hears him out on stuff-- whether it's venting or just kinda yapping, he will always appreciate when someone can take a listening role for him (and don't get it twisted, he's always down to return the favor)

Hank 3: He appreciates someone who will play with him/play along with him-- not just in flirting, but he likes to do little bits sometimes, and he likes it when he can back and forth with someone (do be warned though, if you keep picking up what he's putting down, then he does have the potential to go on forever-- entire car rides of just the same joke going back and forth for 30 to 45 minutes non-stop)

Hank 4: When someone is willing to lift him up and not treat him like he's stupid. Like-- he knows he's not the brightest crayon in the drawer, but that doesn't mean you get to look down on him. He's still a person with feelings, man! He has merits! He has worth! Just cause some people are too uptight to notice them doesn't mean they aren't there... so yeah, just make an effort to not be one of those people, and in fact be the opposite of those kinds of people, and he'll mad appreciate it!

Hank 5: When someone is willing to go kinda zen with him. He loves being loud and ruckus and rowdy, but he also values moments of quiet time to find his center and visualize what needs to go down. He's honestly the one who started the Hanks visualizing success thing. If you can join him in the moment, he'll always appreciate it.

The Hanks: Honestly all of them appreciate you trying new and adventurous things with them

☕ - Coffee or tea?

The Hanks: They all prefer coffee, but they will sometimes drink tea. Hank 1 will drink tea when he visits him mom and grandma, Hank 2 actually drinks tea sometimes, it's usually before bed, Hank 3 and 4 will drink matcha and sweet tea (southern style yee haw) or like-- y'all remember Brisk?? do they still make Brisk?? Hank 4 will drink the fuck out of a Brisk! Hank 5 actually also partakes in teas, but they're usually like-- a health tea that tastes AWFUL lol

💀 - How do they feel about horror movies?

The Hanks: All Hanks are down for a horror movie, and none of them ever wanna wuss out on the more gory stuff, and they will all super pretend to not be scared, but they all have their limits and some Hanks handle them better than others-- in order from best to worst;

Hank 4, Hank 3, Hank 1, Hank 5, Hank 2

also it's usually Hank 2 that finally admits to the group that he's reached his limit and all the other Hanks sigh in relief and they all leave (count on Hank 2 to finally just say what everyone is thinking and actually take that first step)

🧸 - Do they have any stuffed animals? If so, are they decorative or do they sleep with them?

Hank 1: He has an old puppy named Barky, NO ONE MUST KNOW HE EXISTS

Hank 2: He has an old t-rex named Rex, NO ONE MUST KNOW HE EXISTS

Hank 3: He has an old bear named Mr.Snuggles, NO ONE MUST KNOW HE EXISTS

Hank 4: He has an old turtle named Ninja, he's actually okay with people knowing he exists cause Ninja rules! He doesn't bring it up though, he just doesn't hide it

Hank 5: He has his old bear named Tudds, but he doesn't sleep with it. He's keeping it to give to his kid

The Hanks: At some point all Hanks admitted to each other that they have a stuffie they still kept from when they were a kid. Hank 4 was the first to show off Ninja cause one of the other Hanks saw and asked about it, then Hank 5 told the guys about Tudds, the eventually, shyly, the other Hanks brought out Rex, Mr. Snuggles and Barky respectively. It was a beautiful Hank bonding moment.

💖 - How and how often do they try to impress their partner(s)? How and how often do their partner(s) impress them?

Hank 1: Sometimes-- he's not focused on it as much as some other Hanks once he's with someone, but that doesn't mean he stops trying all together. He'll try and show them tricks and videos of tricks, especially later on when he's realized, he has so many videos of things he taught the dogs to show them. Also he's trying to impress them with how good he is with the dogs. Mileage may vary on how well that works. And honestly, if they return the favor, he's always impressed. Learn a neat new skill or trick, or teach one to one of the dogs-- he's so there for it.

Hank 2: Fairly frequently-- Hank 2 is a Hank, so he will always try to impress his partner with tricks and the like. Post realization he's also trying to impress them with his smarts! He's really trying to sharpen his writing and thinking skills, and he's always thumbing through stuff to get inspiration, so he'll usually try to impress by sharing what he's found. If he finds anything romantic, he's defo dog earring that for later to share with his partner. Also if they're in a similar vein, if they have a creative or intellectual endeavor they can share with him, he's low key high key always impressed with their work and their efforts!

Hank 3: Constantly. He's flexing, he's flirting, he's giving them those bed room eyes. Low key he's Gomez Addamsing in that he's always trying to woo his partner even after he has them. On the flip side, I think he gets impressed by his partner every now and then if they're not trying and much more frequently if they are. Honestly, woo him back, and he will fall for it every time.

Hank 4: Somewhat frequently. Hank 4 is probably going to stay in that mindset of 'HEY CRUSH! WATCH ME DO A FLIP!' forever. So he will occasionally do flips and other such tricks to impress them. But also-- he's slowly learning a bunch of new skills, especially baking, so he tries to impress his partner with his efforts there as well. He feels less proud of those than the flips, but it really warms his heart whenever his s/o is excited about it... As for if they impress him, high key a little all the time. He's kind of easy to impress with any skill or talent that isn't doing a back flip honestly XD

Hank 5: I think out of all the Hanks he tries to impress his partner the least?? Instead he focuses on stepping up and being there as a parent and partner, and doing so consistently. That's not to say he never drops the ball, he's human, it happens, but he's always putting in the effort. And frankly, all he needs is for his partner to do the same, and he's hella impressed.

The Hanks: When the Hanks have a crush/are dating someone, they are ALWAYS doing back flips to impress them, sometimes literally (usually literally)

🍽️ - What’s their favorite food?

Hank 1: Chow Mein or Burritos

Hank 2: Noodles/pasta in any form or curry

Hank 3: Steak and potatoes or pot pie, he's a simple guy

Hank 4: Pizza or meatloaf

Hank 5: As long as there is some form of rice, a protein and a sauce, he's happy-- also it needs to be seasoned, he can't eat unseasoned food, it's too sad

The Hanks:

🧑‍🍼 - How do they feel about kids?

The Hanks: So honestly, all Hanks are good with kids and like them just fine-- though Hank 5 is really the only one who'd want to be a father, and the only Hank looking to be one. And needless to say, because of that, he's the best with kids.

🐾 - Do they have any pets?

The Hanks: None yet, but they are lovers of animals and frankly it's only a matter of time before Hank 1 comes home with a dog

💬 - What are some filler/buffer words they use? (Like, um, etc.)

The Hanks: They interact with each other too much to not share filler words-- Uh, Um, dude, bro, whoa, what, wait what, huh

🏳️‍🌈 - What do they identify as? What are their pronouns?

Hank 1: He/Him, Bi

Hank 2: He/Him, Bi or Pan

Hank 3: He/Him, Bi

Hank 4: He/Him, Pan or Bi

Hank 5: He/Him, Bi

The Hanks: THE HANKS!

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 - Do they have any siblings?

Hank 1: Only child

Hank 2: Only child

Hank 3: Only child

Hank 4: An older brother that he was close to when he was a kid, but after he went off to college he barely saw him anymore

Hank 5: Only child

The Hanks: The Hanks are each others brothers! (metaphorically)

🥰 - What pet names do their partner(s) use for them? How flustered do they get by them?

Hank 1: When he clocks that they're calling him a pet name out of affection and not just using a nick name or something, he actually does get kinda flustered

Hank 2: Gets so flustered the first time and low key continues to be flustered

Hank 3: I feel like I've established this elsewhere, but homie can dish it, but he can't take it-- gets super flustered actually if someone flirts back, and ESPECIALLY if he gets a pet name-- honestly though, he super owns it, he will start to refer to himself as that pet name around his s/o, regardless of how embarrassing it is

Hank 4: Gets a little flustered, but mostly he's just happy about it-- high key thinks it's cute and loves it

Hank 5: DEF flustered the first few times, and a few more times after that... he can't help it okay, he likes that he's theirs...

The Hanks: I feel like the Hanks use so many nicknames and stuff, they might not clock a pet name right away??

🌳 - What’s their extended family like?

Hank 1: Very loud, very sweet, he's super close with his grandparents

Hank 2: Kinda stuffy, not really mean per-say, but they always seem to have a lot of rules?? They definitely don't get Hank...

Hank 3: He doesn't have too many relatives past his mom and grandparents, and he's fine with that cause they super love him-- HELL YEAH BEING LOVED!

Hank 4: He's got a few aunts and uncles and cousins, but he only really sees them around the holidays. His cousins really like him cause he knows how to skateboard

Hank 5: He doesn't have any extended family that he's aware of. I think if he found out about a cousin or aunt or something, he would try to connect, but they probably don't exist. Had grandparents when he was younger, but they passed many years ago.

The Hanks: The Hanks are each others family, no matter where they go in life, that will never change. If you marry a Hank, you marry into the Hank Fam, full stop

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