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Nov 29, 2025

The Hanks Fluff Alphabet

Taken from this post!

This took FOREVER and I'm not sure if I 100% stand by every last bit of it, but I tried my best to really think these doofuses out

(also there's def some weirdo typos and shit in this one, bitch lagged my computer out a few times lol, so if you see them just-- pretend you didn't PLEASE)

Activities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

ANYTHING BUT EXTREME SPORTS EDITION

Hank 1: A bit of time in nature, maybe playing with the dogs from the parachuting gig

Hank 2: Honestly?? Just talk. Just chat and cuddle and cuddle and chat and chillax

Hank 3: *Eye brow wiggle* ;) --OKAY NO BUT FOR REAL-- he honestly just likes hanging out. Drive around, go some place new and fun, go some place new and boring, go see a movie, listen to music, yap non-stop, movie at home?? Netflix and chill?? Binge a show then maybe fuck mid season then more bingeing?? He honestly just loves that quality time!

Hank 4: So he does have the hardest time getting away from sports, his fav outside of extreme stuff is any form of boarding, but if that's not for you than honestly he's a bit like Hank 3 where he can just hang. Watch some tube, play some games, just chill and chat-- when he's not doing a bunch of sports he's mostly in hard chill mode

Hank 5: He actually really likes to go new places he's never been yet-- sometimes it's crazy out there places but also sometimes it's just a restaurant he's heard a lot about but hasn't had a chance to go to yet-- he's def always looking for little adventures

The Hanks: Honestly, they really like to go new places and try new things--- they're honestly a pretty curious bunch, and they'd love to have you with them!

Beauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Hank 1: I think he'd really admire someone who can be open and friendly. Also when someone has a really can do attitude-- whether that's taking charge or just getting it done!

Hank 2: I think he'd really like someone whose a bit more take charge?? Also someone whose willing to engage with him on a more curious level (I don't know if I'd flat out call it intellectual, but it's definitely curious)

Hank 3: I think he'd dig someone whose playful ;) BUT OKAY SERIOUSLY, I don't just mean in a sexual or raunchy way-- I think he likes to get a little silly with it (it being life) and he enjoys when people will join the bit with him (though admittedly the bits can get a little THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID the majority of the time lol)

Hank 4: He really digs when they're supportive, even if the thing in question is not for them. Like-- they don't have to try everything themselves, but if they're very much to type to never yuck someone's yum, he really respects and appreciates it

Hank 5: Honestly I think he also digs someone whose supportive, but also someone whose encouraging?? Like, he appreciates a little push, ya know?? I feel like the Hanks in general SEEM like the type to always take the big leaps, but in all honesty, there's some leaps that are harder than others (like emotional leaps), and I think he'd really dig someone whose willing to give them all that push to face the truly hard stuff and cheer them on the whole way.

The Hanks: Every Hanks loves a good attitude and an adventurous spirit

Comfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

The Hanks: So I already kinda wrote about something similar to this before, but in short--

Hank 5: Handles it the best

Hank 4: Handles it the worst

Hank 1: Proactive with mixed results for helpfulness

Hank 2: Proactive but panicky, is surprisingly helpful (in an anxious way)

Hank 3: Coin flip

The Hanks: The Hanks always work best as a team, so honestly them tackling this as a group is gonna yield the best results. And hey, worst case scenario, GROUP HUG!

Dreams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

The Hanks: So first off I wanna say that the Hanks are a family-- marry one Hank, and you marry into the Hank family. I know the team disperses a bit at the end of their route, but The Hanks as a family never die. Whatever future they have, they will have TOGETHER. So be prepared to join the family, cause the Hanks are a package deal!

Hank 1: So Hank 1 I see as the Hank who is the least willing to let the adventure die?? Like, he's gonna still be doing something out there and adventurous until the day he meets the grave honestly. (He's actually so glad he met the other Hanks-- he really found his people in them) So he's going to keep treating life as an adventure that he wants to enjoy to the fullest, and whoever is with him (cause he doesn't plan to go at it alone), he wants to be his partner in crime (and by crime, he means kick ass adventures!)

Hank 2: I think Hank 2 is the second most likely to take this big chapter of his life to turn into something more low key. Like he's spent so long on working on different parts of him, he kinda wants to work on his brain a bit more now?? He wants to focus on what his mind has to offer. (Not that he's not gonna go out with the Hanks when they hit him up to do something extreme though, he's not THAT washed up) So with all that being said, I think he likes to have his inner life a little more peaceful?? Maybe a little mundane?? Dare I say-- boring??? Well, maybe not completely boring, but def something his past self would think is kinda boring. But he's not his past self, he's his now self, and his now self needs a bit of a break to ruminate and finally write his story-- so his future probably looks like both of you chasing a new goal together (whether it be the same goal, or different ones side by side)

Hank 3: So I think Hank 3 doesn't fully think things through enough to picture stuff like that?? I feel like his life has never had THAT much stability to it (not that it was volatile or anything, just in the sense that it was always changing just a little bit all the time), so I think he might find himself gravitating towards that without fully realizing it?? I def think he's gonna realize the hard way that this who brain surgeon thing is a lot harder than he expected. Not in the way that he'd give up, but in the way that he's gonna lock in hard to rise to the challenge. I def think he'd never let this beat him. So I think future with a partner is going to look like them being very supportive and there for him in his day to day as he locks the fuck in on becoming a brain surgeron. And I think without realizing it, he's built a home in a way?? And one day he's gonna turn around and realize that he IS home and it's like-- probably gonna hit him like an emotional gut punch?? Like he has this big supportive family (the Hanks), and a supportive partner (you), and he achieved something he probably low key subconsciously wasn't sure that he could (becoming a brain surgeon)-- like--- did he oops into winning at life?? Cause I think Hank 3 might be winning!

Hank 4: OKAY SO-- he also doesn't really have a vision for the future like Hank 3, but I also think there's another reason for it other than him just not really thinking about it. SO LIKE---- Hank 4 doesn't have a lot of things he feels he's good at?? Like he has stuff he likes, and he knows he was good at the extreme sports thing, but in his own words he kinda 'just fell into it'-- as in he just did it cause he liked it and happened into a supportive team and making a career out of it. But he can't do that forever?? And he def doesn't think he can do it without the other Hanks, so I think part of his living in the moment mentally came from a fear of the future?? Cause like--- he really doesn't know what he wants, or what he's gonna do next?? I do think he wants to find himself in a way-- apart from being a Hank. Not that he doesn't like being a Hank, he LOVES being a Hank-- but he just sort of fell into being A Hank, and sort of skips just being himself cause 'life's more gucci with friends' and he genuinely loves them and being part of this team (family)--- so I think his future is going to look like a lot of self discovery and facing fears he didn't even know he had. I think he's probably going to need a lot of support and a few pushes out of his comfort zone, so-- I guess that's what a future with Hank 4 looks like?? Being there for him while he tries to figure himself out. (I do also think that in this journey, he's going to also be a major support for those around him?? Like-- he doesn't know a lot, but he knows how to be a team player, and how to be A Hank, and that's not gonna stop anytime soon cause he does actually love that shit-- so yeah it's defo gonna be a web of mutual support for the Hanks moving forward)

Hank 5: Hank 5 is the most eager to move onto the new chapter of his life-- cause he's going to be a dad, and he's never been so excited! There's gonna be a lot of bumps in the road, cause that's how life works and doubly so when you're a parent, but---

So at the end of the movie marriage story, there's this bit where the husband/dad reads a letter from couples therapy that the couple were trying at the beginning of the movie-- and the letter is written by the wife/mom, and the whole take away was that they had this beautiful thing together but they couldn't make it last, but the part I wanna talk about is-- there's a bit in the letter where she talks about how good a father he is?? And how he loves all the parts about being a parent you're supposed to hate-- like the crying and the getting up at 3am and the tantrums-- 'it's almost annoying how much he likes it. But then it's mostly nice'--- I feel like that's going to be Hank 5 as a dad. He likes every part of it. Even the stuff you're supposed to hate. I also feel like-- he wants to be a dad, but he doesn't want to do it alone. He regardless of a partner, he won't be alone because he already has a family in the other Hanks, but my headcanon is that he basically was raised by his dad because they lost his mom, and he has so much love and respect for his father, but looking back, he knows how hard that must've been, and he's not sure he could do it. Whatever kid he has, whatever family he creates, he wants it to be a happy one. He wants to be a loving dad with a healthy kid and a happy family and he wants you to be a part of it.

Equal - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

The Hanks: So all of the Hanks are team players, stand up dudes and would never steam roll their s/o on purpose (they might do it on accident cause they can get pretty excitable, but if you point out that they're doing it, they'll apologize and try to not do it again)

But with that said, some of the Hanks are just generally more take charge than others SO--

Hank 1: Dominant

Hank 2: Passive (to a point)

Hank 3: Coin Flip (he's just as likely to lead a situation as he is to follow)

Hank 4: Passive (man's just vibing)

Hank 5: Coin Flip leading passive (it depends what it's on, if it's something he feels strongly about he'll take the lead, but most of the time he's happy to follow others and support their efforts)

Fight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

The Hanks: Frankly all the Hanks are the type to live and let live about most things-- they're pretty chill and forgiving, though depending on what went down, they might wanna talk about it-- speaking individually though

Hank 1: He's definitely the type to get angry and be like 'oh this is gonna be a FIGHT, I WILL be heard, this is so DUMB!' all the way up until he lays eyes on the other person and then he softens so much cause he doesn't actually want a fight, his feelings were just hurt and he wants to talk about it. And frankly if you open apologetically, all 'hey, can we talk? I'm sorry about what happened, I don't wanna fight' man turns into a softie so quickly. He honestly never wants to fight EVER but he is very passionate and can be really stubborn sometimes. Which is to say he forgave you the moment he saw your apologetic eyes

Hank 2: OKAY HE'S TOP HANK FOR 'okay but we need to talk about this'. He's not the argumentative type, but he's not one to let things just slide either. He doesn't want to fight, but he DOES want a conversation. So depending on how quickly you're down to talk to it is gonna effect how quickly he forgives you, but honestly he's never been one to hold a grudge once everyone's on the same page.

Hank 3: It honestly depends on how insulted he feels-- I feel like he goes from pissed to crying fairly quickly-- but he's honestly probs the quickest to forgive of the Hanks cause he doesn't like to fight or have negative energy around him. Don't harsh his hash browns homie, he's too sensitive for that

Hank 4: Depends again, I think out of all of the Hanks he low key holds a grudge the longest, but none of the Hanks can hold much of a grudge, so that isn't saying much. He'll be cool about it next time you see him, but if you want him to actually forgive you for reals, you gonna actually apologize.

Hank 5: He's honestly the most patient Hank to start so low key he might have already forgiven you before you even apologize. But just like Hank 2, he DOES wanna talk about it, and he DOES want an apology. He's the least likely to hold things against someone-- everyone has bad days, ya know??

Gratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

The Hanks: I think over all the Hanks like to give credit where credit is due and make sure everyone gets their roses so-- pretty appreciative over all! Sometimes though they don't always notice the little things right away, not out of malice, it's just cause they're easily distracted, but they will always eventually take that step back and see all the work that's been done for them. They're just a very grateful bunch over all.

Honesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

The Hanks: I think honesty is super important to the Hanks as a whole, but I do think their are some little things they keep to themselves. Not really lying, just stuff they don't really bring up--

Hank 1: I think Hank 1 doesn't like to bring up things he's embarrassed about. Like he'll bring up times when he landed a cool trick or something, but will kinda quietly not bring up the times he's eaten shit HARD. They do happen, and he's had some magnificent wipe outs in the past, but he likes to not bring them up cause he's worried they make him look lame...

Hank 2: I think he sometimes hides the fact that he's a low key nerd. Like-- he likes learning and stuff, and he's not gonna be some crazy academic, but he does think that kinda shit can be neat. (As long as you don't put it in some boring Nerd Way) He's quietly proud of his more intellectual pursuits, but he's also embarrassed by them (partly cause they make him look like a nerd, but also cause he's not even that smart of a nerd :( )

Hank 3: So I think he might keep some fantasies to himself-- some sexual obvs-- but mostly they're the romantic ones?? Like-- he's a horn dog, but he's also kind of a cheese ball, ya know?? Like he does want to smash at the very least, but he also likes the romantic aspects of dating someone?? He keeps them to himself partly cause he's a little embarrassed by them, but mostly cause like-- he just wants them to happen naturally?? Like he doesn't want someone to do a thing cause they're purposefully doing a thing to please him, he just wants to happen cause it's how they wanted to woo him (btw I realize I'm totally making Hank 3 sound like an indecisive woman but honestly-- I feel like that tracks for him {you can't convince me this man isn't afraid to do feminine shit when it comes up}, but also I feel like it tracks cause like... that's why he keeps it a secret bro it's so embarrassing XD )

Hank 4: So Hank 4 I think really has a hard time bringing up when his feelings are hurt?? I forget if I said this before but I headcanon his first long term relationship was in high school and it wasn't a good one-- she was only interested in him as 'A Boyfriend' and not really as a person, but it lasted as long as it did partly cause he just liked that someone was into him that way, but mostly cause he didn't know how to breach the subject of like 'I feel like you don't actually like me, and that really hurts my feelings'-- so I think he still has like--- a bit of that like--- he just doesn't know how to breach the subject of difficult feelings still, or know how to start that conversation. I will say that shit happens basically never at all with the Hanks cause they notice and will care that his mood seems a little off, like somethings bothering him-- but idk he's still really bad at having those convos, or even realizing that they're worth having cause him and his feelings do matter and people care when he's hurting, even if it's 'dumb' or 'not important'

Hank 5: I think he sometimes keeps larger goals a secret cause he wants to be part of a team or a squad or a family and he wants to have everyone's backs and not just make it about him (meanwhile YOU are part of this team Hank 5, sometimes it IS about you, and they want to have YOUR back)

Inspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

The Hanks: So the biggest change made to the Hanks is that they basically start the next part of their life cause of the player-- other than that they're kinda still themselves tbh

As for them changing the player-- it really depends how often you went sky diving before you met them, but I do think it's fair to say that you DEFINITELY tried a few new things cause of their influence

Jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

The Hanks: I think generally speaking the Hanks are usually too cool to get super jealous unless some makes it obvious they're trying to steal their spot or push them out-- it really depends on the circumstances if and how jealous they get

Most to least jealous though-- (note, depending the order can change)

Hank 1, Hank 2, Hank 3, Hank 5, Hank 4

Kiss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

The Hanks: All the Hanks are excellent kissers, and whose the best depends on what you like out of a kiss honestly

as for first kiss though--

Hank 1: On the cheek was when he was a kid on the playground-- someone had a little crush and just kissed him. They didn't ask, though he WAS okay with it so he let it slide (also he was like 4 and he didn't realize how not cool it was to kiss without asking) On the lips was when he was a little older, still in elementary though, kissed a classmate he had a crush on, it was mutual, that relationship lasted a week (which is a lot in playground time)

Hank 2: His first kiss was later into elementary school-- he's another boy that got kissed on the playground-- he wasn't sure if he liked it, mostly cause he was really flustered

Hank 3: Didn't get his first kiss till middle school, it was really awkward all around but he was really pumped when it happened

Hank 4: Another person who got kissed on the playground without being asked-- he was very confused (and this was maybe the first insistence of a romantic pattern he wouldn't break basically until he met the other Hanks)

Hank 5: Kissed someone in elementary school-- it was valentines day and he had the BIGGEST crush, it was honestly pretty cute

DEAD ASS ALL THE HANKS WERE CUTE KIDS AND HEART THROBS MORE OR LESS FROM THE START (except weirdly Hank 3 who didn't hit his Cute Boy Stride until like-- high school-- he had the biggest awkward phase in middle school omg)

Love Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

The Hanks: I mean--- canonically they basically propose to you on the moon so-- kinda like that??

Though I guess for just the confession-- it's honestly pretty spur of the moment all around. They just really feel the feelings and just say them. They don't tend to beat around the bush too much with that kinda stuff, ya know??

Marriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

The Hanks: Oh shit uh-- they all canonically propose on the moon. And frankly marriage, regardless if you marry all or just one Hank, is gonna be pretty chaotic cause like I said-- you're marrying into the Hank family. Whether they live with you or not, they will all be around pretty much all the time. I think over all marrying any Hank is gonna give you a very sweet, adoration filled marriage-- absolutely none of them are afraid to be affectionate! So I think instead of trying to think of five different ways to describe that, I'm gonna give each of them a vague domestic marriage scenario

Hank 1: Hank 1 is the type to sneak up behind you while you're making breakfast and scoop you up into a spin that ends with a bunch of kisses all over where he can get his lips on

Hank 2: Hank 2 leaves a lot of love notes around the house, and always makes you coffee just how you like it in the morning cause he's a coffee first thing when he gets up kinda guy and he'd never leave you out of the coffee train

Hank 3: Hank 3 is really big into giving you massages?? And like-- he'll obvious take them too, but he kinda prefers giving them?? He just likes touching you in a way that makes you feel good and relaxes you without it necessarily having it be sexual (all though if you wanna make it sexual he is always down) (he's also REALLY good at giving them)

Hank 4: Hank 4 will keep trying to make you food until he eventually gets it right. There's a lot of burnt dishes before he starts to get it, but he's really determined to get it. He just wants to feel like he can do his share, and for some reason he thinks that means making dinner?? Idk-- he'll always do the dishes when he makes a mess in the kitchen, so at least there's that...

Hank 5: Hank 5 is a lot of long warm, reassuring hugs that are filled with affection and last for like 5 minutes straight-- he just loves to hold and be held-- it makes it feel like home

Nicknames - What do they call their s/o?

The Hanks: So I think all of them default to babe and homie (/aff), but individually

Hank 1: Sweetie or sweet stuff-- I feel like he doesn't use pet names that often, but when he does it's some version of sweetie

Hank 2: He also doesn't use pet names too too often, but when he does it's like Honey or some version of that

Hank 3: He has a million different ones-- hot stuff, beautiful, sexy-- stuff like that

Hank 4: I feel like he's the biggest baber out of all of them-- I feel like occasionally he dips into a similar vein as Hank 3, but for the most part he sticks to babe

Hank 5: Honey, Hon, Dearest-- a lot of stuff you'd hear a dad say to their spouse (I feel like he whips out sweetness on occasion when he's worried)

On Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

The Hanks: I've done pining Hanks before, but short version they ALL try to play it cool, and for the most part they all fail-- they just all look love sick man, idk what to tell you!

Some notes for each:

Hank 1: Plays it the coolest, is the most chill until his crush starts flirting back and then he's a bit flustered-- he's just a big smile and a hand rubbing the back of his neck and stammering out all his responses

Hank 2: I think he tries one of the hardest to play it cool, but it's so so obvious like--- bro, chill. He's always staring, even though he doesn't mean to, and he has the BIGGEST smile when he does

Hank 3: Flirt CITY and he lays it on THICK. He's staring and not shy about it. Though if they flirt back, or even give him a smile aim directly at him, he's immediately flustered-- just screaming internally and mentally doing back flips like 'OMG HELL YEAH HOLD SHIT OMG YES!!!!' and then he realizes he hasn't said anything for like a full minute and has just been standing there grinning like an idiot and he ends up stammering out something and just sort of nervously laughing

Hank 4: I think he just kinda perks up?? Like a dog whose owner just came home?? He ends up being drawn to them and all of his attention ends up falling on them and he's just really grinning and happy

Hank 5: Acts the most love sick-- lots of dreamy sighs and watching them as they leave-- homie belongs in a movie with that shit my god

PDA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

The Hanks: Frankly all of them are VERY open and vocal about their relationship. They're all keen to brag about their s/o's accomplishments and all of them are down for PDA, but the most to least down--

Hank 3, Hank 1, Hank 5, Hank 4, Hank 2

Quirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship.

The Hanks: All of them are fairly versed in a wide variety of extreme sports and general cool ass tricks

Hank 1: Idk if you've ever seen someone do a standing back flip, but if you're dating Hank 1 then you're about to!

Hank 2: Can do handless cartwheels (has done 6 in a row once)

Hank 3: Master of parkour!

Hank 4: Another back flip guy, but he does that one where you run up the side of a tree! (Also he can do 10 ollies in a row)

Hank 5: He doesn't get to show it off that often, but he can shoot an arrow through an apple that's been tossed in the air (it takes him a few tries to get on that will stay on the arrow after it's been split, but he HAS done it before)

Romance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

The Hanks: All of the Hanks are fairly romantic honestly-- though not all are at the same level.

I think Most to Least romantic--

Hank 5, Hank 3, Hank 2, Hank 4, Hank 1

Hank 1: I think how Hank 1 approaches romance mostly just being a duo and letting his life be shared with you-- it's very sweet, but he does focus a bit on himself, so you have to be the type whose not afraid to speak your peace and let your hopes and dreams be known with him (he is VERY down to listen whenever you tell him what you need or want, but you do have to tell him. He's your partner in life, but he's not a mind reader, you gotta be frank with this Hank)

Hank 2: I think Hank 2's romance mostly looks like him being extremely sincere?? Like especially about his worries and fears. He was kinda used to back flipping away from them, but honestly he kinda just wants to actually face them. He's very bold, but he's still also an anxious guy, so I think he just wants to a person he can openly be both with?? Also he likes being open about his affections too-- hence way you will be getting sappy poetry and bits of writing from him occasionally.

Hank 3: Really likes to show his love through actions-- lots of being affection and little acts of service-- he will also be very verbal about his love, but honestly only once he feels like it's a space where that's welcomed. Honestly him at full unrestrained romance looks a bit like Gomez Addams

Hank 4: So as you saw above, he's not the BEST at romance. He's always been kinda bad at finding the right words or ways to express his feelings. But he's always there, and he's down to be whatever you need, and the true bits of romantic affection come out at the weirdest times in the most awkward and shy ways, but he means them whole heartedly

Hank 5: Like I said, homie needs to be the lead in a romance novel. He's very good with being earnest when the floor is open for him to do so. So once he has your okay, the flood gates are opened. Get ready to be LOVED to your very core.

Support - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

The Hanks: Honestly I legitimately believe you will never find anyone as supportive of your goals and dreams as a Hank. I do think, depending on what it is, they have varying degrees of success-- but all of them are team players down to their BONES, so they are here, and they are ready for whatever!

Thrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

The Hanks: I think they need to try out new things just to exist in life lol! Like-- even when they become human and the stakes are higher and they have more going on, they still need some kind of excitement in their lives or they will just wither up and DIE homie-- THEY'RE DYING, PLEASE LET THEM JUMP OFF A CLIFF! I do think all of them are bad open to bringing said excitement into the bed room, but even with spicing up the bedroom, they'd still need to seek their adrenaline thrills

Understanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

The Hanks: honestly I think all the Hanks after a point get someone. Like, even if they don't get it, they get it ya know?? Part of being a team is deeply understanding the people on said team, so I think when you join that team, they're quick to at least TRY to understand you. Also in general I think the Hanks are pretty empathic dudes-- they might not always be the best at solving problems, but they always care and they would never leave a homie hanging emotionally

Value - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

The Hanks: so in general I feel like relationships like this are really important to the Hanks (by which I mean the relationships they choose)-- and their fairly willing to compromise, but I think a lot of it depends on what exactly their compromising. I don't think they'd be willing to compromise their personal freedoms, or even fully stop their adventures forever-- but smaller more reasonable compromises they'd do in a heart beat

Wild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

Hank 1: Gives the best bear hugs and honestly he doesn't even mean to, that's just how he hugs

Hank 2: Kinda melts when his hair gets played with-- his mind just goes all static (in a good way) and he gets the warm fuzzies

Hank 3: When he's given the go ahead, he's INSANELY affectionate-- lots of hugs and kisses and nuzzles into your neck. BUT if you turn the tables on him, he's all red and flustered but also don't stop!

Hank 4: Will become and giggling blushing smiling mess if you are romantically affectionate to him. Like-- if you just hold hands, he's chill-- but if you lift his hand to your lips and give it a little kiss, he's just a giggly giddy little dude

Hank 5: This is semi-canon, but if you flirt with him, he WILL get flustered and not be able to stop smiling. At least until he decides to turn the tables, then he's kind of unstoppable force?? Hank 5 when he wants to turn on the charm is a dangerous thing

The Hanks: They have regularly scheduled hug times where they all hug one another to keep their trust and connection strong. (almost like a trust fall, which they do that too honestly) You are very much invited to the hug sesh

XOXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

The Hanks: OH lmao, low key just answered this for a few of them RIP

Hank 1: I think Hank one is probably the least affectionate of the group, followed closey by Hank 4-- a lot of his affections are very Bro coded and it's sometimes hard to tell if he means them in a bro way or a flirt way (honestly sometimes, he means them as both). He does occasionally flirt flat out on purpose, but more often than not he's just kinda being friendly (in a hot way-- in a Hank way!)

Hank 2: So he's sometimes shy and too embarrassed to ask, but honestly this dudes kind of a cuddle bug. And not just romantic, he just likes a good hug. It makes him feel cared about and reassured. That being said he ADORES romantic affection-- he just loves getting loved on ya know??

Hank 3: Can dish it all day but can't take it for a second. Okay well-- he CAN, he's just gonna be a grinning flustered mess the whole time. Like he can't turn off his smile and he's kinda chuckle stuttering over his words-- he's just really excited when he gets flirted back with. Runs into damn near any affection offered to him head first-- romantic or otherwise. He's a big touch guy and that sounds sexually (and usually it is), but he just feels touch brings us closer together-- whether it's a high five or something a little more-- spicy wink ;)

Hank 4: He kinda just rolls with it and goes with the flow on his affections-- giving or receiving. He doesn't really think it through, he just let's it happen. Will usually enthusiastically return a hug, or perk up all giddy when kissed. He's also liable to scoop people up-- he let's the love flow as it comes, dude!

Hank 5: He's a bit more tender with his affection, but he still puts it out there pretty regularly. I think a move he uses on people a lot is just gently holding their face as he tells them stuff-- and this is romantic or platonic-- if he's trying to hype you up your face is cupped gently in his hands as he tells you that you got this. His affection tends to fall into being very reassuring. He gets a bit flustered when receiving romantic affection, but he always just let's himself melt gratefully into it-- bro can get lovey dovey real quick

Yearning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?

The Hanks: So I think as a whole, because they have each other, they're pretty good about riding out missing someone until it's over-- but the flip side of that is they can sometimes also just end up moping together??? Idk, for better or worse their very in sync

Hank 1: Hank 1 SEEMS like he handles it the best, and I guess he does, but there's definitely a loneliness there that he's having trouble shaking off no matter how hard he tries-- he mostly ignores it, but there's still little moments of him sighing as he stares off into the middle distance...

Hank 2: A bit of a drama queen this one. He will mope unabashedly and he will not try to run from it in the slightest. Also one of the top Hanks to be regularly checking his messages or looking at pictures-- he's kinda giving sad puppy vibes

Hank 3: He goes back and forth honestly?? Like he's easily distracted, but he does also come back to missing you. Another dude to check his texts and look at pictures, but like-- a normal amount, not a Hank 2 amount. He also is less likely to mope but DEF more likely to pout

Hank 4: He seems a little off, but for the most part he's pretty normal. A little bit distracted, but honestly he's always been good at ignoring or pushing down his feels a bit...

Hank 5: Staying positive, but he definitely misses you. Another to check his texts a bunch (okay, maybe not Hank 2 a bunch but probs a bit more than Hank 3)-- doesn't really look at pictures, but he IS the most likely to text you first to check up on you. He's good at respecting space, but he does really miss you...

Zeal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

Hank 1: I think out of all the Hanks he's the least willing to give up on himself for others, but also the one whose the most willing to stick his neck out for others-- does that make any sense?? Like-- I guess what I'm trying to say is he will go to quite extreme a lengths, but none that will compromise himself

Hank 2: He maybe gets a little kooky when he's love sick-- I don't think he'd betray himself about it, but he def toes the line of doing too much

Hank 3: IS OVER THE LINE OF DOING TOO MUCH, homie is very extra when he catches feelings. Obvs if he's making the person uncomfortable he will back off, but 1) you have to tell him that flat out or he won't pick up what you're putting down, and 2) if they're into it, you kinda can't get rid of him-- again I don't think he'd fully compromise himself or others (at least not forever), but he might be the most likely to...

Hank 4: I think he would maybe go to the least lengths, mostly cause he didn't think of it. He kinda follows vibes, so he wouldn't NOT go the extra mile, but if the extra mile requires a lot of planning, maybe don't let Hank 4 do said planning... He has the heart for it, just not the head

Hank 5: Hank 5 is the most willing to compromise but he also has the strongest convictions of the group. He knows where his lines are and he will not move them for anyone-- but past those boundaries, he's EXTREMELY flexible and willing to take big leaps of faith for you

The Hanks: They all have a pretty solid moral code, and they won't budge on that, but they DO try to be understanding and accommodating as best they can

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