I want a scene where Alastor's realized he's ace but insists on calling it monosexual coz he's old as fuck and asexuality was first reffered to as monosexuality and it's like;
Charlie: Oh, aren't you ace?
Alastor: No my dear, I'm above sexual attraction, ergo ✨monosexual✨
Charlie: ...Alastor, that's what asexuality is.
Alastor: dear, why would I use such a frivolous modernity when a far superior synonym exists?
Charlie: okay but Alastor, people aren't gonna know what you're talking about.
Alastor: *Fuckass minecraft villager HMM* ...Ah well, my condolences to them. *Puts on "It's called monosexual, bitch" tshirt*