Apr 19, 2022
Two frogs walk into a bar…
Another two walk into a granary. About a thousand walk into the palace…
There were a lot of frogs in Egypt, is what I’m saying.
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Two frogs walk into a bar…
Another two walk into a granary. About a thousand walk into the palace…
There were a lot of frogs in Egypt, is what I’m saying.
When Pharaoh’s daughter drew the baby from the water, she named him Moses, which was a terrible way of hiding from the court that he was Jewish.
Why couldn’t Moses get any of his office filing done?
His staff was a snake.
Knock, knock.
—Who’s there?
Elijah.
—Oh right, sorry.
What's black and white and red all over?
The Nile, when "The Ten Commandments" is on Turner Classic Movies.
What do I do when I run out of #HackyPassover jokes?
Let my people go.
Son: I haven’t eaten chametz in almost a week!
Jewish Mother: Force yourself.
How did G-d infect the waters of the Nile river? 
Phishing attack.