#bad disguises

[jdsquared]

When Pharaoh’s daughter drew the baby from the water, she named him Moses, which was a terrible way of hiding from the court that he was Jewish.

[incorrectthemummyquotes]

[Trying to be sneaky.]

Rick O’Connell: Relax. No one's gonna recognize us.

Alex O’Connell: What, because of hats and sunglasses? It's not a disguise, Dad. We look like ourselves at a baseball game.

[agentem]

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Spoilers

Daemon is dressed up (as a gold cloak) and it's not in a murder cloak. It feels wrong.

[gundamtitanium]

Hold on I need to bully my son

Alex Dino: no I am not the famous war criminal hero whose father was the former head of ZAFT. What is a Jachin Due. Why is this silver-haired man I have definitely never met before trying to ragebait me.

*10 minutes later*

Takes off sunglasses: it is I, Athrun Zala, former ZAFT elite pilot who may or may not have defected at the end of the war for reasons unknown to even myself. Yes I will be joining the war again. Yes I will be returning to ZAFT. Yes I will probably defect to the other side again it's whatever.

[lastenline]

Headcannon: the blue demoman from TF2 keeps trying to get into the Smash Bros tournament in the disguise of Shamus Arron, slayer of mastodons. Metronomes? Metaphors? It started with a M.

[catmantheladychick]

Have you ever just watched a show/movie where someone is so ignorant you're just like,

Like Dora the explorer. When I was younger I would yell at the characters, like "GOODNESS GRACIOUS SWIPER JUST GO AND STEAL IT, SHEESH. I COULD DO BETTER THAN YOU!"

Or Pokemon; "COME ON ASH THAT'S OBVIOUSLY TEAM ROCKET AND MEOWTH YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS BY NOW. AND BROCK I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THIS."

^I mean come on