#haha?

[intotheelliwoods]

Get it? Because a normal human would have 5 left fingers?

[magpi-3]

Sometimes your friends clock your mental health in ways you cant. Look i think im perfectly average and my relationship to academia and examinations, especially life alteringly huge ones are perfectly normal. Not good but normal yk?

But my friend starts today morning (after I joke about having fried my brain with studying and needing some more sleep perhaps) off with: "hey I know you've been through a lot academically"

And im like ????? Sir what does that even mean???? Bro why would you say that academia didnt murder my family in front of me help?

We go back and forth and im so so convinced that hey that quite traumatising time in my life wasn't that traumatising after all and he keeps pulling up points that make me pause and go. oh. right.

Like it wasn't that bad? What was i thinking? Yes it was! how did I forget? I was fucking suicidal?????

Its a little unsettling having a friend re-orient your thought process so much. Maybe I am little academically traumatised. Who knew.

[tylertism]

OOMF WHY DO YOU HATE MY FUCKING F/O SO MUCH WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME AND WHY DO YOU HATE MY F/O EVER AGAIN

because your f/o (gnarly) is lowkey kinda ugly and idk how you got attracted to him in the first place

[respocked]

i never cared for naming myself things online bc 1. i don't like it when people scrute me. not the same as being inscrutable. i am scrutable alright but i'd prefer you didn't 2. it's not like people had many reasons to refer to me as i was always a lurker. but i just realized that in the online world i can name myself whatever i want. it can be cool too. i can name myself Neo. like from the matrix. and what are people gonna do? nothing. man i should have considered this earlier. i can be Neo like from the matrix....

[quitxoticz]

I spam like blogs or spam ask them because I'm scared if I don't make my presence known they'll forget me and leave me for someone way better

[incarnages]

I’m not in the mcyt fandom anymore nor do i really interact with ranboos community anymore but i think it’s funny to just drop the fact that im one of the guys that kissed in front of ranboo at vidcon 2023

[myinnermostthoughtssss]

What if you heard a rap rap rapping at your chamber door and the raven was there with shades and gold chains on…rapping, you know? It’s funny, because…it’s a play on words. Because rapping can be knocking or a type of music…and…please tell me i’m funny I really need that right now.