#hahhhhh

[dokjas-lostselfpreservation]

feels good to be back in furin ^^ now for starters:

suo('s humor) appreciation cause I'm biased like that <3

bonus:

his ✨unique✨ expression brought to you by tsugeura's dumbassery =D

[lyxchen]

I'm going to be very very gay for a second and say that it is super hot when women put on jeans and they kinda have to wiggle to get them over their butt. Like the move of pulling them up over your underwear and there's like a moment where the pants are just a little bit stuck under the butt/hips und you have to kinda jump and wiggle just a little to pull the pants up the rest of the way– that's so hot to me...

[raiseupyourbat]

uuuuugh I'm gonna get no sleep tonight I've barely slept in three days

[glitch-ink3]

someone outside the system loves me. They said they do I’m gonna ignore the stress they’ve been giving Morpho THEY SAID THEY LOVE ME

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

What if I make a BotW/TotK rp

What if

What

If

Hmmmm

[yeetusthemighty]

So I got a little insane about Ninjago when I stayed up too late one night

[this is copy-pasted from my notes app]

So I was listening to lysergide daydream and then Christmas kids came along and I was reading a Ninjago fic when it happened and and what if they were normal. And ok? And like just were friends. Hanging out. Doing stupid bullshit together. And then like what if that’s what they all want at some level. What if they daydream about going on stupid camping trips and accidentally falling in the lake. What if they daydream about going to their favorite noodle restaurant and challenging each other to see who can eat the most bowls before throwing up?

What if Jay and Nya wish they could go watch a bad movie together and go to a greasy diner after? What if Zane and Pixal want to be able to do the same without getting weird looks everywhere they go? What if Lloyd wants to go to a normal school where he is rewarded for good behavior, and have his only worry be how he is going to finish an essay and science project by Friday? What if Cole wants to be able to go hiking in the woods and camp under the stars for a few nights, just because? What if Kai wants to spend a night out in Ninjago city where he doesn’t have to look down every alleyway he passes?

What if Lloyd finds a postcard in the rubble of a fallen building during the latest attack and longs so desperately that he and his friends could be the people in that photo that he keeps that postcard under his pillow every night after? What if Zane tries to join his friends outside one winter to enjoy the snow but has to lock himself in the basement of the monastery for hours afterward reminding himself of where he is? What if Jay can’t bring himself to go into antique stores because once he went to buy an old radio that his parents would’ve loved but one of the lamps in there looked a little too familiar, so he had to run out without it? What if Nya wants to go back to her favorite meditation spot at a waterfall but she can’t stand the sound of running water anymore because underneath it she can still hear those faint whispers calling her back home? What if Cole dreads when he goes to honor his mom on each Day of the Departed because every time he feels a little bit of himself silp away, and he is afraid that one day the last of him will go too? What if Kai doesn’t fully enjoy using his elemental powers anymore because something is different about them after he watched Aspheera use them to burn Ninjago city to the ground? What if Pixal realized that none of the nindroids shes ever met were able to live normally, so she secretly built another nindroid to give them that chance, but they were destroyed when the spider bombs went off, and that crushed her more than any of the ninja will ever know.

What if. 

What if. 

What if.

What if Zane can’t bring himself to go back to the crossroads because during his lookalike contest he realized that there were no Formlings, no ice fishers? Not even one of those helmets he can instantly recognize? And somehow the lack of anything there is so much worse than seeing them again ever was. Because it gives him a gut punch that leaves him hollow for days after. Because he knows that they know. That the things he did will forever be immortalized in the stories that they tell for generations to come. And that he sees the same hollow fear in Fritz’s eyes too?

Ugh ugh ugh 

Sopping. 

I’m gonna design them to cope.

Timestamp: 2:40AM

Never let me listen to songs at 2:00 in the morning ever again [this will happen again]

Erryck I don’t know if this is comprehensible or not but but like do you understand???

None of them are mentally well but they pretend they don’t care because none of them know how to cope with the loss of their chance at life.

[babitim-royal-au]

COPPIED STRAIGHT FROM WHAT I WROTE ON DISCORD.

(In the inky mystery server)

Warning, long text.

Anyways...

I have Holly's information already thought of now, I just need to think about the others...

For Sarah Songbird, She's locked up in a random unknown place. Nononono, she was banished there.

Holly was already explained (She accidently got in a fight, lost, cuphead helped her up and offered her a soul contract. She excepted).

Now the others... I still thinking. If I have any ideas I'll write it here first. But for now, I gotta think!

OH, OHOHOHOH! Alice joined because Holly did.

So, came up with this, Cala, Bendy and Boris.

So they were asked for by Mugman. Before Mugman's offer while signing a soul contract to Mr. Cuphead, He had asked for them to live there. Mr. Cuphead Hesitated but still excepted. They were brought to the mansion and were offered a soul contract (The king is just giving soul contracts to everyone-). Bendy was cautious but excepted after reading the contract. They were given a room, power and control over their forms, Immortality, and most of all, Money and a job.

Oh! And Felix had to be there too! He still don't have trust. But he leaned to get used to it or get punched or killed by Mr. Cuphead.

Demitasse and Cannikin was a friend of Mr. Cuphead's so they were offered a contract that gave them money and a better home. Also, yes, Cannikin is a ghost. He was given a Living form, but he sticks around as a ghost.

Oh and Holly was able to control her Cog form. She's what I call, Ink-Tied. It's something I came up with.

It means you have had some true contract and control from one of the ink machine parts.

OH, and the Questers (also including Holly, Alice, and Cala) have an ink machine rune on them.

Mr. Cuphead: on the inside of his jacket.

Mugman: on his scarf

Bendy: on his tail

Boris: on his ear

Felix: on his hat

Holly: tattooed on her neck

Alice: on her dress

Cala: on one of Paul's tentacles

Bendy, Boris, Holly, Mugman and Mr. Cuphead are the only ones that are actually Ink-Tied.

Finally I was able to think! That's all I have! Hope you enjoy this very random information of how everyone ended up living with or working for Mr. Cuphead.

[goat-goth]

Mutuals go away I'm being gay on main again