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Kylo’s Inauguration Party (Part 1)

Hux: Supreme Leader Ren, the Banquet Hall has been arranged to honor your... promotion.

Kylo: I hate parties.

Hux: It isn’t a party, Ren. It’s ...an informative ..meeting. Not everyone is aware of the new... chain of command. The least you could do if you’re going to attempt to stand above me is perhaps pretend to show some competency of leadership.

Kylo: I can’t talk right now. I have to go find my boys.

Hux: Your boys? ...You mean the pathetic group of renegades you call your Knights?

Kylo: *stands over him* I’d watch yourself, Hux.

Hux: *gulps* ...Then... who’s going to announce your knew position to the troopers?

Kylo: Tell Phasma to do it.

Hux: Right, good ide--

Kylo:

Hux:

Kylo:

Hux:

Kylo:

Hux & Kylo: wait

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I have received an uncanny amount of asks concerning my alleged "pot of gold" in relation to this month's upcoming holiday...

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I'll be your valentine sempie! I won't take no for an answer and if you pick someone else I'm sure they'll have some sort of accident. We wouldn't want that now would we? Love you! ❤

…Happy Valentine’s Day, threatening valentine…

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An update.

I have updated the current jam, avatar, and header of the desktop theme for my blog and it is beautiful, dare I say exceptionally more beautiful than ever before--how did I not think of this in the past? Why did I believe that my previous header could in any way surpass this one? I find myself baffled and self-pitying. 

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Would anyone like to be my "Valentine" this year? I'm willing to hop onto this new gimmick so long as it distracts me from whatever Ren is doing with all this chocolate and paper-cutting.