King Sir General Hux

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Kylo’s Inauguration Party (Part 1)

Hux: Supreme Leader Ren, the Banquet Hall has been arranged to honor your... promotion.

Kylo: I hate parties.

Hux: It isn’t a party, Ren. It’s ...an informative ..meeting. Not everyone is aware of the new... chain of command. The least you could do if you’re going to attempt to stand above me is perhaps pretend to show some competency of leadership.

Kylo: I can’t talk right now. I have to go find my boys.

Hux: Your boys? ...You mean the pathetic group of renegades you call your Knights?

Kylo: *stands over him* I’d watch yourself, Hux.

Hux: *gulps* ...Then... who’s going to announce your knew position to the troopers?

Kylo: Tell Phasma to do it.

Hux: Right, good ide--

Kylo:

Hux:

Kylo:

Hux:

Kylo:

Hux & Kylo: wait

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Please excuse my absence. I have been occupied trying to repair three broken nails that happened as a result of Supreme Leader Ren force-throwing me against the dashboard.

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halloweens over but that doesnt mean im passing up the opportunity to draw hux in sexy costumes

i like to think hux loves halloween because it reminds him of whats truly important… disappointing your father 

dedicated to @nightsofllyn

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Someone asked me why I'm ginger. It's because I'm flaming hot.

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I was critically addressed today regarding displaying my pectorals in low temperatures outdoors. I am attempting to convince Phasma that any season can be summer so long as you have a tanning mirror and a lawn chair.

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I require Krennic's swagger immediately.

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Surprise bitch.

I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.

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I hate to inform you, General, but a musical with a similar title already exists.

I am completely original, and I dare you to prove me otherwise. Sexy Boots will be a smash hit starring yours truly and the tantalizing toe-toppers that gently caress my lower legs.

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There is a reason I avoided the HoloNet on March 17th...

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I have received an uncanny amount of asks concerning my alleged "pot of gold" in relation to this month's upcoming holiday...

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I'm writing a musical. It's called: Sexy Boots.

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Happy valentines day General. I hope Ren allows you some peace

He...gave me something that I was not expecting......but it was not peace.....it was certainly a PIECE, however..........

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Happy Valentines Day! :D

My response is slightly delayed due to the extreme amount of time that went into my artistic masterpieces slightly lower on my blog, but nevertheless,Happy belated Valentine's Day.

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General, do you want to have sex? Breath for yes Lick your elbow for no 👌👌👌 My pick up lines are on point

I am currently struggling to lick my elbow while holding my breath.

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General, do you wanna come over and eat what my mom made? 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 BTW she made me~👌👌❤❤😉😉

Will you be boiled or fried? I prefer not to eat fried things, they’re quite fattening.

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I'll be your valentine sempie! I won't take no for an answer and if you pick someone else I'm sure they'll have some sort of accident. We wouldn't want that now would we? Love you! ❤

…Happy Valentine’s Day, threatening valentine…

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I'll be your valentine!💕

Happy Valentine’s Day, anonymous valentine.