#haisai

[oceanwithouthermoon]

kusuo saiki is the type of guy to walk into his crush's room and go "thats a nice tv. bet you got a really good deal on it." and think that thats flirting

[cxffeek]

GUYS WAITWAIWAIT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HAINENSAI

I JUST. THOUH OF ITN OOMGMNGO KINESHI X RIKI X KUSUO IT'S FIRE PKLEASEED

[tdlosk-confessions]

Hario x saiki would be one of the best ships, fucking hario is basically a psychic in one ep saiki says [welcome to the world of psychics.] it's surprising that no-one is shipping them, hario is like a perfect person to tell psychic powers

[Confession 359]

[yellowheartz]

Kubosai & Haisai would literally be the big eyebrows x big eyelashes trope.

[hows-itgoagain]

haisai (hairo x saiki)

this is one of the ones i see the least base in/dunno if it’d work well at all but like i think it has possibility to be silly if written rlly well !! 5/10

[nihoniii]

hairo: earthquake drill, earthquake drill, how are you going to respond?

saiki: i've lived a good life.

hairo: nO-

[spicyfriedpork]

they have something weird greetings 

[oceanwithouthermoon]

saiki being in a romantic relationship (or alternatively, actually trying to be in one) for the first time and having no experience or knowledge on what to do, so he falls back on behaviors hes picked up from the people around him..

but the most romance hes seen close up are his parents, aiura + teruhashi + yumehara with crushes and trying to flirt, etcetc (toritsuka does not count cuz what he does is hardly romantic, and that one time kuboyasu was ready to drop everything and marry a girl immediately doesnt count either cuz saiki expressively thought that was too much)

PLUS his own 'secret' obsession with romance stories and cliches..

so like.. crushy honeymoon romance is the only romance he KNOWS..

he would definitely find it too embarrassing to actually be as consciously lovey dovey as his parents are, and wouldnt want to try and be some 'knight in shining armor' like yumehara imagined him at first, but i think that 1) it would be a lot more subconscious and he would just not know any better than to latch onto his partner and 2) he would just choose (consciously AND subconsciously depending on the situation) to just try and do what he knows but in a subtle way..

like, he wouldnt write a love letter and pair it with a homemade chocolate heart like yumehara did, but he might write little notes (which are probably more like encouraging little phrases and paragraphs like a mom would put in her kids lunch than sweet love notes) and make baked goods for someone..

its probably mostly his mom that he models his behavior after, so he cooks for his person a lot and his most notable love language is probably acts of service

thats obviously not his only love language though, quality time was always his biggest until it came to romance and acts of service just barely weighs it out. words of affirmation is a big one for him too.. physical touch is also important for him, but not in the way that it would be for most people i think. its part of his love language more in a way that if he wants to touch a person at ALL, its an expression of love.. i think he would be big on sitting close together so his thighs and hands are just barely touching theirs, holding onto someones arm or having his arm be held, stuff like that..