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"YUUKA!" Indoor voice, please. Yelling aside, there is dramatic pointing at the flower youkai. "L-let me hold your hand."

“Maaaaaybe.”Yuuka does hold out her hand, but doesn’t keep it still, waving it side to side.Mainly to troll Yori.

#hakureiisms

Puts a hand right on Yuuka's face.

“Er?”

#hakureiisms

hakureiisms Kogasa stood at the hill leading up to the Hakurei shrine. The nice youkai she met in the woods had told her that going near her was dangerous- but she was also really important to humans and protected them from all sorts of nasty things! So she couldn’t be that bad. “HEELLOOOOOOO!” Kogasa calls up at the shrine, she would have come closer- the anti youkai stuff didn’t really hurt- but it didn’t seem polite. “MS HAKUREI!? ARE YOU IN THERE!?” Kogasa pases.

#kogasa is closer to a divine spirit than youkai #just a fun fact #hakureiisms

Same powerful aura, similar clothing....

“I never knew the redwhite had a sister.”

#hakureiisms #needlessly IC

// I wonder who else ships Yori &Yuuka?

#outofbullets #I know at the very least there's around 4 or 5 people who ship it #I wanna know who else does #hakureiisms

Kakashi Week in Review - 9/20/15

A side-boob youkai seeks a flight instructor, Yuyuko Saigyouji tastes two rainbows one after the other, and Renko Usami has pretty damn good handwriting for a human. So many people in the outside are enjoying themselves at a convention dedicated to the celebration of our culture, and I just sat here punching a writer’s block to death. You can all thank me later. In the meantime, this is the Kakashi Week in Review!

An exposé of the inner workings of Chireiden - which recently suffered from yet another bombing attack again - revealed a great deal of information which is enough to answer the question of whether Koishi voided Satori. To start, when one looks at both the “koishisez” and the “satorisays” blogs, they can see that both of them have ‘says’ - which rhymes with cake. Furthermore, cake is tasty, and Satori is tasty, so Satori is cake. Coincidental, right? Upon even further inspection, Satori rhymes with Satori, which rhymes with Satori, which can be found in the URL “satorisays” - the blog of which has a picture of Satori in it. That picture, upon further inspection, vaguely contains a triangle shape somewhere in her hair. From this exclusive information extracted from koishisez and satorisays, the answer to the question of whether Koishi voided Satori is “Satori is Illuminati confirmed”. Hopefully this answer will ease everyone’s mind.

Over the course of this recent Friday, pinked-haired dapper youkai Clark appears to have received a dose of karmic justice for failing to make a significant impact on the landscape of Gensokyo in the form of several punches to the face. A number of the land’s established major players, including Yori, Sumireko, that one hairpinned pretzel bitch, Yuuka (presumably looking to break her record), Wriggle (who punched him in the face with her foot), a girl named Riteraru, this suit of armor who tried to shoot at my face two weeks ago, the blood god Khorne, and friggin’ Shizuha of all people, have all been participants in the latest short-lived trend of punching Clark square in the forehead or cheek. “He’s pretty weak for someone who demands so much respect,” said a local saltwell fairy aptly named Salty, who had just finished punching Clark in the ego and rubbing the salt into his wounds. “He should have at least worked on that before trying to have people notice him. He's kinda failed the cool test.” All in all, it’s quite an incredible feat that Clark was punched so many times regardless, considering he has to levitate in order to make Marisa Kirisame feel like a shrimp.

After an extensive amount of research on the matter, specifically more than five weeks of research, a conclusion has been reached stating that the relationship between friends and newspaper rivals Aya Shameimaru and Hatate Himekaidou are more than just gay for one another: They are extremely gay birbs for one another. The research was conducted by keeping a close eye on the head writer of Kakashi Spirit News, who put a variety of objects into Aya’s mailbox ranging from strange scenario creating unicode symbols to scantly clad photographs of Hatate with small notes indicating their research-related purpose. Aya’s reactions to Hatate’s methods provided more than enough confirmation of the super homosexuality these birbs have for each other, shown most prominently in how Shameimaru expressed no disappointment when the two of them inexplicably found themselves locked in a closet so small that the two of them were only centimeters away from having their bodies smashed together. Hatate for her part reportedly almost creamed herself during that occurrence, and it is speculated that this is what has since prompted her to treat her feelings for Aya as something worth expressing to her in a roundabout way such as publishing them in the Kakashi Week in Review - just after she punches this stupid fucking writer’s block in the face.

...and in local news, a report confirms that Trix cereal is, in fact, still just for kids and not for vampires that merely act like children.

In other news, Cirno experiences the other side of Ice Sign “Icicle Fall” (Easy), An immortal and a psychic drug dealer (who might be Nue) join the shoplifting fandom and steal from Hot Topic, and Parsee’s mythology panel at Touhoucon went really well and she deserves a round of applause.

This weekly news recap ends now, but what even is life but a series of weekly news recap articles coming to an end? I’ll tell you what it is: It is a festive tea party at the Hakurei Shrine after a major incident. It is the time spent dodging a barrage of colorful bullets in a heated danmaku battle. It is a nice, big bottle of your favorite sake after a long day of work. It is traveling far away with your friends to a place where you can celebrate your favorite things in life together with like-minded people. Most importantly, however, it is the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. How people forget that is beyond me. Anyhow, to stay on top of current events, visit Next Gen Journalism and give it a follow or two!