The Helljumper Stranded in The Far Past.

(Halo Themed Original Character RP and ask Blog) "Stuck 538 years in the past with no way back to my own time. I've seen a lot in my 21 Years of Service fighting The Covenant before coming stranded here in this Land of Fantasy." (Icons are not mine/ most artwork for them is from the ever Talented bravo44 who can be found here.) https://bravo44.tumblr.com

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[oockitty]

“TELL ME HOW THE GRASS TASTES, LITTLE MAN!”

[theinfiknight]

Living for the twelfth century rendition of the coffin dance at the end

[asharomi]

Astronomia 1.5k19

[timestrandedodst]

The fairies don't feel the need to reblog something to bite someone, they'll just do it anyways.

So yeah, a fairy bites Reynolds. Is it a sign of affection? Who knows?

[Welcome back mate]

"Oi! Get off of my hand." He doesn't know whether it's a sign of affection or not, but he needs the fairy to stop biting his hand like a needy cat.

[It's good to be back even if my activity is still sporadic as heck]

[lycanthrology]

[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

[arbitraryexistence]

Ever since reading my first time loop-based book as a preteen, I’ve had a Secret Time Loop Code Word. It’s been the same word all these years. I’ve never written it down anywhere or told anyone what it is, just kept it tucked away in my brain. That way, if someone I know ever confided in me that they were stuck in a time loop, I would have a way to confirm it: I would tell them the time loop code word and instruct them to find and talk to me again on the next loop. Of course, if it’s a time loop, I wouldn’t remember telling them the code word. But they’d remember it. So if someone ever came to me and said “I’m stuck in a time loop, and the time loop code word is [X],” and it was indeed the word I’ve secretly held onto for most of my life, I would know that we had had this conversation in a previous loop and that they were telling the truth.

Will this ever be useful? Almost certainly not. But hey, there’s nothing wrong with having a completely absurd contingency plan. In case of time loops.

[he-sees-dem0ns]

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

[timestrandedodst]

Small update

I’m not dead, still alive but I don’t really go on here much anymore due to life stuff, other commitments and work. Especially work, Since I’m working the electrical field as a substation technician. Dear god I’ve had some long weeks, and long MONTHS over the last two years. 

[memefo]

Illustration I drew for last year's @POfBoundaries BBEX Magazine content.

[babyanimalgifs]

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

(via)

[j-liz]

[timestrandedodst]

// Just a small status update, I’m not dead folks, I’ve been fine and well. Just started a new job last month. I don’t think I’ll really be active here anymore but I won’t archive the blog just incase I find time to come back to here and rp and stuff. Though I’m still quite active on discord and elsewhere. So if y’all want to chat with me and stuff just DM for my discord. 

[weaver-z]

Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings

[weaver-z]

DnD game with characters named Kua the Brave, Enoch Bluehelm, and Hallow Greaves: Our current mission is to save the kingdom from the Dark Queen Ravenbone but we fucked up a charisma roll and now Kua and Ravenbone are dating and the king of Fendale was turned into a frog

DnD game with characters named Bunny Wabbit, Ford Trukk, and Dildo Baggins: Our current mission is to find a birthday present for a spoiled prince but in the process we found a lich planning to devour the life force of everyone in the land and Dildo gave his life to stop him in a scene so moving it won the Newberry Medal

[theaustinstollhaus]

If you give your players room to do whatever they want, including be silly, they will most often choose to express themselves. And you'd be amazed how much you'll start to care about characters once people have attached little pieces if their soul to them.

If you try to enforce a "serious" tone, it just makes the gags funnier, and your players will treat you with the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God.

[a-humble-waffle]

"the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God" WHAT THE FUCK I'M DECEASED

[catchymemes]

[illmaticraj]

I can’t believe there are people out there that haven’t seen this before

[paninimami]

Throwback lol

[telvi1]

I feel old lol

[unclewalk-deactivated20190218]

No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

early 2000s 

[gottalovecatss]

Letterkenny did a rip on this!

[timestrandedodst]

// Trying to find a job in the field I went to College for is a bit harder than I first realized.  At least finding ones that don’t strictly require me to move to another state. Or well, move to one of the corners of the state I live in. 

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog this if you roleplay or are willing to roleplay on Discord

[unfortunately-awake]

[anxietyproblem]

[timestrandedodst]

// I am in a foul mood now. Story short, someone in Tampa defrauded my card for $50+ so I had the account locked down. Bank’s getting my money back now, but now I have no card for anything till I get the new one in and Activated. 

[timestrandedodst]

// Funny, so apparently today six years ago I started my blog.