Feb 15, 2016
All the coffee in the World
me: *rocks up to barista*
me: *hands over grande goat mug*
me: please put as much coffee as can fit in dis thanks
barista: O.O
cashier: that's gonna be like... more than one coffee
me: yuh. All the coffee. *waves a tenner around*
all the baristas: O.O
cashier: okay... so 2 coffees?
me: if fit moar, do it.
cashier: might overflow...
me: I DON'T CARE. GIMME.
everyone: o.o