#halloweak

[smnotionacc]

(via "Horror Movie Masked Boyfriend" Bath Mat for Sale by solitka1)

he’s curled up on a bath mat how cute

[remybell]

Its always a big bummer when no one wants to carve a pumpkin with you

[somebodycatch-my-breath]

So I guess I’m in that relationship where the boyfriend won’t dress up for halloween

[msbadatnamingthings]

Announcement at School about Dance

Announcer: Come Friday and have a SPOOKTACULAR TIME!

But please note that no costumes are allowed

Me: (mouthing) BULLSH*T

[msbadatnamingthings]

I was eating a cookie that had sprinkles on it and I stop cuz my lip brushed a spider sprinkle and I'm arachnaphobic so now I am just staring at my half eaten cookie