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he’s curled up on a bath mat how cute
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(via "Horror Movie Masked Boyfriend" Bath Mat for Sale by solitka1)
he’s curled up on a bath mat how cute
Its always a big bummer when no one wants to carve a pumpkin with you
So I guess I’m in that relationship where the boyfriend won’t dress up for halloween
Announcement at School about Dance
Announcer: Come Friday and have a SPOOKTACULAR TIME!
But please note that no costumes are allowed
Me: (mouthing) BULLSH*T
I was eating a cookie that had sprinkles on it and I stop cuz my lip brushed a spider sprinkle and I'm arachnaphobic so now I am just staring at my half eaten cookie