That post about Kyle/Wally - thank you. I have found my corner of the DC Fandom where I want to stay. Teach the boys, Hal
Hal walks in on them and, to their shock, he doesn't immediately leave. He doesn't react like Barry did, either, which was to turn red in the face, stutter a bunch of stuff, and then run away from them in such a flustered state he momentarily forgot he's one of the fastest men alive and could've left much, much faster.
No, Hal just stays there on the threshold of Wally's bedroom door, hand on the knob (not an euphemism this time), staring at them with one raised eyebrow.
And then, he sighs.
"You're doing it wrong."
Kyle's mouth flops open with his usual lack of elegance. "Wha—"
"You're doing it wrong. C'mon, I know the fucking isn't good enough to leave you deaf. You heard me just fine the first time."
Wally wants to die. "Can you, uhm, can you le—"
"Give you pointers?" Hal speaks over him and Wally's heart starts pounding. Hal? Staying? Watching them? The Hal both Wally and Kyle jerk off to? That Hal? "Sure. You need them."