#halwally

[kiseiakhun]

Wally complains to Hal about Kyle tricking him into sex again (Kyle did not trick him, Wally initiated, Wally is just embarrassed that he wants to fuck Kyle) and Hal gets way too invested into their sex life. Way way way too invested. He's like, tell me everything. Every single detail. I need to know, for lantern reasons.

[embers-writes]

thinking about halwally

the big question of halwally is whether there is also barrywally going on or not.. there's a bit in Flash & Green Lantern: The Brave and the Bold #2 which made me 😬 when I read it which is this part:

Wally gets into a car with his aunt's boyfriend and his pal, who deliberately separate him from Iris. He's expecting to be dropped back at his aunt's place, and instead they stop the car in the middle of nowhere in the dark. Barry has told Hal Wally's secret, something he still insists they keep hidden from Iris. Even without applying our favourite metaphor there's so much going on here about who gets to control where they go, what they do, and who they tell about it, in a way that's a little chilling with how unquestioned it goes in the narrative. And of course this comic ends with all three of them lying to Iris about why they took so long to get back! It makes me a little insane ngl

If Barry isn't involved then I think at some point Wally would tell him about it, or Iris. Barry pressuring Wally to keep secrets from Iris only works because of Wally's hero-worship for the Flash. That's not gonna work for Hal. So I don't see Halwally as an ongoing thing, but something that happens once or a couple of times? Oh yeah.

Also from the same comic as above: Wally temporarily loses his powers and Hal turns him into Kid Lantern so he doesn't have to be left behind. Barry is normal about it and Hal has 0 ulterior motives...

[wajjs]

That post about Kyle/Wally - thank you. I have found my corner of the DC Fandom where I want to stay. Teach the boys, Hal

Hal walks in on them and, to their shock, he doesn't immediately leave. He doesn't react like Barry did, either, which was to turn red in the face, stutter a bunch of stuff, and then run away from them in such a flustered state he momentarily forgot he's one of the fastest men alive and could've left much, much faster.

No, Hal just stays there on the threshold of Wally's bedroom door, hand on the knob (not an euphemism this time), staring at them with one raised eyebrow.

And then, he sighs.

"You're doing it wrong."

Kyle's mouth flops open with his usual lack of elegance. "Wha—"

"You're doing it wrong. C'mon, I know the fucking isn't good enough to leave you deaf. You heard me just fine the first time."

Wally wants to die. "Can you, uhm, can you le—"

"Give you pointers?" Hal speaks over him and Wally's heart starts pounding. Hal? Staying? Watching them? The Hal both Wally and Kyle jerk off to? That Hal? "Sure. You need them."

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[halkyles]

ngl the funniest aspect of halkyle to me is the roy/wally reaction to it. big “KYLE DID YOU FUCK MY UNCLE” energy

"What the fuck!"

Kyle yelps and bangs his head on the wall when he flinches away from Hal. "Ow!" he rubs his head and looks at the door. "For the last time-"

"Hal?" Wally asks.

"Wally?" Hal asks at the same time, sounding bewildered. "What are you doing here?"

"What are you doing here!" Wally gestures at where they're still linked together, and Kyle, thinking fast, grabs the closest thing and yanks it over them. "This is Kyle's apartment!"

Unfortunately, the closest thing happens to be a glass of water. A full glass of water. "Hey!" Hal yells when the cold water splashes over him, somehow managing to kick Kyle in the gut in his mad scramble away.

"Ow," Kyle wheezes, doubling over.

"Is this a one time thing? Out of all the - Kyle? Out of all the people you could've fucked you had to choose Kyle?!"

"Hey," Kyle gasps, still clutching his stomach in pain. "What gives? I'm a great catch." He puts an arm out to steady himself, and it lands in the water stain on his mattress spreading over the other stains already on his mattress.

"No, no, no." Wally clutches his hair, shaking his head. "No! You can't fuck Kyle!"

"Well, actually, Kyle was fucking me-"

"You!" Wally rounds on Kyle. "What the fuck!"

"What the fuck to you!" Kyle draws himself up to his full height, wincing only slightly. "This is why you need to stop - I gave you a key! At least knock!"

"You gave him a key?" Hal sounds put out. "You didn't give me a key."

"I did knock!" Wally jabs him in the centre of the chest. "And put your dick away! What's wrong with you!"

"I - you - this is my house! I can leave my dick out if I want!"

"And you," Wally rounds on Hal. "Kyle? Seriously? What's so great about Kyle?"

Hal blinks at him.

"Oh, so you tell me to put my dick away, but you don't tell Hal to put his dick away, I see how it is," Kyle grumbles as he gathers up the blankets, pulling it over his lap. "You are taking this way too hard. You know Hal and I are both adults, right? We can do whatever, or whoever we want. I don't have to run all my relationships past you, Wally! You're not my mom!"

"I still don't know how he got in," Hal tries to interrupt.

"Maybe you do!" Wally raises his already loud voice. "You can't fuck my uncle, Kyle! That's part of the bro code!" He's leaning over the bed, one knee on the mattress as he grabs Kyle's shoulder and shakes him. "Besides, I had dibs!"

"Well maybe you should've made your move first!" Kyle makes no attempt to shake off Wally. His eyes are stormy as he glares at him, twisting a hand in his suit and yanking him closer. "And for your information, he fucked me first!"

That is... way too much information for Hal to process right now, and also too much information for Kyle to just casually share with Wally. He stares as they keep yelling, and then he sighs and gets off the bed, hunting around for his clothes.

"I should've pushed you off the ship when I had the chance-"

"But you didn't, and what'll that do to me, anyway? Green Lantern, remember? I can breathe in space!" They're practically nose to nose now, spitting in each others face. Hal pulls on his boxers and pauses, staring at them. From this angle, he can't tell if they're fighting or kissing.

"Maybe I should be jealous," Hal mumbles to himself as he leaves the room, hunting around in Kyle's cupboards. This is not something he's willing to deal with without coffee, or whiskey. Depending on what he finds first.

[wajjs]

THIS IS FROM A VERY MYSTERIOUS MYSTERY ANON YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO: GIMME HAL FUCKING WALLY

Wally is busy pretending to be asleep as Hal climbs into the bed and under the covers. Wally is busy pretending to be asleep, keeping his body relaxed even when Hal scoots closer, when he places a winter cold hand on Wally's summer hot stomach. He doesn't flinch. He doesn't move.

For his efforts, Hal chuckles right behind him, his breath spreading over the back of Wally's neck.

He almost drops the act right then and there.

"You look lonely," Hal whispers to him, and Wally is, of course, asleep so he can't scoff or say he does not. "You miss Barry," Hal’s voice is so soft that even Superman would struggle hearing him.

Wally can't help it when he reacts. He swallows. Hal can definitely tell. They're spooning, after all, and Hal's lips are on his shoulder blade, his hand (warmer now) still on his stomach. The fingers spread open. The tip on the pinky one brushes the waistband of Wally's shorts.

But gods, Wally wants to stop acting like he's asleep. He wants to say that it's not fair, what Hal is doing. Exposing him like this while staying under cover. Because they both know Hal misses Barry, too. They both know that's why this is happening.

That is also why Wally can't drop the act.

Hal would be gone.

And Wally can't have that.

Dragging his mouth upwards, Hal allows his hand to travel down south. The elastic of the waistband is worn and soft, offering no resistance towards Hal’s advances, just like Wally wants it. Almost too soon there are long fingers wrapped around the base of Wally's cock. It takes ridiculously little stimulation to get him fully hard.

"You know," Hal says, this time no longer a whisper. Wally can't help it when he swallows again. "Barry will hate both of us for this."

[wajjs]

I think the funniest things that could happen if Hal fucked Kyle and Wally are the ensuing mental breakdowns.

Wally is developing catholic guilt in a non-catholic way about it and it doesn’t stop him per se, but it drives him nuts.

I could see Kyle using Roy as like a way to confess because there’s no way he’s telling any sane person, but he also can’t tell Guy because that’d be a whole thing. I feel like Roy would be the type of friend to get dragged into this type of shit all the time.

Hal would not spend a second dwelling on any of this. He would not unpack or try to process anything about it until months after. He is deeply unwell and about to get drunk and burst and about to unload it all on some poor random bartender.

Wally is going crazy. Which is not a rare thing, but it is a thing nonetheless, and it is happening to him, to Wally, which in turn affects Kyle, and Kyle does not like that. He does not like that one bit.

Wally is going crazy. He's vibrating through the walls faster than he can eat to replenish his energy. Well. Almost faster. Even in the midst of a crisis Wally doesn't forget to keep up with his needed calory intake.

Kyle drums his trimmed fingernails over his phone screen, waiting for Roy to answer to his text. Of course Roy takes three to seven business day to reply. Of course. Typical Roy, to always be busy with his own things to get back to them when they are having a crisis the size and shape of one Hal Jordan who casually sneaked out the window when no one was looking.

"It's just," Wally starts with the exact same phrase he's used to start his previous ten sentences. "He's my uncle!"

Kyle's right eyebrow twitches. "So?"

"I fucked my uncle!"

"He's not really—" his phone buzzes. Kyle lifts his index finger, ordering Wally to wait, which of course makes Wally irate, because as Kyle checks the notification to see it's spam, Wally is also snatching Kyle's phone and throwing it on the messy covers all bundled up at the end of the bed. "Hey!"

"I fucked my uncle, Kyle!" Wally screams at him, and it is also when Kyle realizes it's kind of funny that they're still naked with Hal's jizz cooling up their asses. "I fucked a guy!"

"Well, that's an improvement from uncle." Kyle leans back until he's back to laying down on the bed. "So you fucked a dude. What's the big deal? We fuck all the time."

Turning around, Wally starts the process of looking for his clothes. "You don't count."

"I don't count," Kyle nods first, thinks the words through after. "HEY. What do you mean, I don't count?!"

"You're just some idiot!" He's got his pants on and his underwear in his hands. Kyle glares at him, sitting back up again, and throws a drooled on pillow at his face. "Hal is! Hal is... he's Hal."

Kyle huffs, rolling his eyes as he does. "Big deal. He left us without even a wet towel to clean ourselves with. I'm still here, aren't I?"

"You were just texting Roy. I saw."

"Yeah, but I'm here. Hal isn't."

"I wouldn't stay here with you either."

That's it. Kyle jumps at Wally, hands aimed at his throat, and they both fall to the ground with one loud and painful thump!