#ham boy

[kunepie]

THIS PART! OMFG HAHAHAHAHA

HE IS SO FUNNY THAT I CAN'T EVEN!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA

[inhumanetrash]

Prosciutto headcanons (especially about his gender & past) because I love my ham boy

-he is a trans man and medically transitioned right after joining passione (cioccolata is a skilled doctor okay). He has a fake ID (obviously)

- he used to be a famous model before he transitioned. Then one day he went missing (aka his girlboss schemes and manipulations in the industry as a model went too far and he had to hide from the police).

- he actually met Bruno and Risotto before joining passione. Only Ris knows it was him tho. And Bruno thinks Pro is weirdly familiar but doesn’t remember why.

- he was a stand user since birth and used it to his advantage during castings (aka mankind other people look worse in comparison to him)

- he refers to himself before coming out as she to separate himself from that life. Also speaks about his past self in third person.

- Pesci is his half brother and was the first one to know Pro is trans

- he has very expensive taste in everything since he grew up rich (becoming a high fashion model only made it worse)

- his dead name was also ham related

- he still follows the fashion world and loves ranting about it. Especially his old coworkers

- back when he was a model, he used his charm(yk yk)to get connections and power within the industry. He does that on missions sometimes too

- he’s still unsure about getting bottom surgery (thanks to Secco who borrowed him a tape to show him how it looks aka of him getting it done by Cioccolata without any anaesthesia and in a weirdly sexual way (I mean it’s secco and cioccolata so um,yeah))

[wrenrcs]

Ham boy is everything to me

[yourheartinyourmouth]

here he is, mr. meowmerica!

[starr-shrimp]

@stevenuniverseanewchapter

A full drawing of the cursed Ham Boy

[dirty-fucking-pirate]

I don't think I can express enough just how much I love the heavy artillery mandalorian.

[mrtheinsatiable]

A thief, a criminal, caught in the act

[anakin-slytalker]

New proposed Donald Trump nickname:

Ham Boy

1) He’s just a bunch of meat in a large suit

2) He’s a 71 year old man who acts like a little boy

3) Saying President Ham Boy makes me laugh

Thank you for your consideration