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[wrenrcs]

[wrenrcs]

[wrenrcs]

[wrenrcs]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

the sinister fetishist would like to touch your left hand inappropriately

[qqchurch]

pretty young thang...

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

and anyway, locking in isn't real. it was probably a good night's sleep, a healthy diet, and a series of positive social interactions that caused your posts to blow up with transfem perverts on tumblr.

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

[contemptible-scoundrel]

new, progressive dr pepper slogan: It's Not For Transgender Women

[maykitz]

beyond f*cked up what disney is doing in the indiana jones franchise considering harrison ford's advanced age

[transgenderization]

togey fox has announced that 'Undertale'' has been cancelled

[jibunbosh]

silly billy (remembers billy refers to a male goat, also remembers that we are both horses and you are into age regressing) i mean uhh. silly filly

[sunshinetomorrow]

i watched this terrible ass youtube video about "i snuck a link to this youtube link into an episode of the office" where the guy literally just bought a dead url from the show but managed to pad that into 20 minutes of slop while jerking himself off about how avant garde it is and how no one has EVER made a retroactive easter egg before. and then 5 minutes in i realized the uploader was fucking nick robinson

[sunshinetomorrow]

it had both a sponsorship ad read and a custom t shirt design being sold. and literally everyone in the comments was making fun of it too, even his presumed usual fans. and the funniest part is according to wayback machine hes owned that url since 2018

[toyota-supra]

[holdyourthroat]

some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

[afloweroutofstone]

I don’t even want to write a review of “Top Gun: Maverick” honestly, I’ve seen 1,500+ movies and I’ve never finished one that left me more depressed about the future of this country. I just want to stop thinking about it

[afloweroutofstone]

By popular demand:

[afloweroutofstone]

The White House just shared a video using footage from “Top Gun: Maverick” right before real footage of US bombs hitting Iran. I am sorry to announce that I have been 100% vindicated in my views on this movie.

[nekosaws]

the Woke Left is trying to Cancel™ me for my controversial new training technique where i bash my horse over the head with a comically oversized mallet. they just hate that shes on 20 race winning streak

[transmascreplica]

I have to get my pussy up... as well as my Money.

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[tpwrtrmnky]

Idk what kind of sleep marathons you're all having in the notes but when I sleep for 12+ hours I feel like shit afterwards.

[tpwrtrmnky]

it's been months and I'm still baffled by how this one-sentence post keeps getting so many responses that go "this exists except without the last part of the sentence"

[mapswithoutwyoming]

there should be a tumblr without piss poor reading comprehension

[tpwrtrmnky]

we already have that except with piss poor reading comprehension, which i assume is like an extraneous detail rather than a major part of the point you're making

[mousegirlheart]

this is the little mouse pillow i sleep on at night. keeps me warm

[feralratbitesu]