Omg, could I please ask for a canonverse The scenario about freshly post top surgery Prosciutto going “3 weeks of bed rest is just a recommendation, right?” And trying to work again before his drains are even taken out and Risotto trying desperately to get him to Rest for Once
If you're post-op and you have drains does that mean you're... Drained? 🤔
Prosciutto lays in his bed, pillows underneath his knees and supporting his back as he stares up at the ceiling with a vacant distant look. He's counted nearly every single bump on his ceiling from the popcorn texture twice over and needless to say he is bored.
He is so goddamn bored it isn't even funny. The Doctor said three weeks of rest is necessary after the procedure, but it's only been two days, so that does not bode well for the stir crazy blonde.
Prosciutto struggles to get up, a sharp stab of pain shoots through his chest but he ignores it and manages to sit up on the bed. Taking care with the tubes and drains connected to him Prosciutto walks into the living room to where his phone is and picks it up. Immediately he texts Formaggio.
Formaggio: yo! :D ham man! how you feeling?
Prosciutto: Like shit. I've got all kinds of tubes connected to me draining this disgusting fluid from my chest.
Formaggio: oh man the forbidden tiddy juice 🧃
Prosciutto: Shut the fuck up.
Prosciutto: Anyway, I'm bored out of my mind here. Email me some of your work, I know for a fact you don't want to do it.
Formaggio: lol dude under normal circumstances i would totally send you all my shit but aren't you supposed to be resting???? you just had surgery 💉
Prosciutto: Don't care. Now hurry up and send me your work.
Formaggio: dude i love you, youre like an annoying older brother even tho youre younger than me, so you need to lie down and fuckin rest
Formaggio: but i know how you are and youll def not do that so...
Formaggio: imma tell riz that youre being stubborn 🤪
Prosciutto: YOU BETTER NOT!
Prosciutto jumps when his phone rings not even a second later. He glares at the caller ID that says "Risotto." Goddamn he is prompt. Prosciutto mentally curses Formaggio before answering the phone and when he picks up, Risotto immediately jumps down his throat.
"Did I not tell you to rest or did my words just fly through one ear and out the other?"
"And not only that, the doctor specifically instructed you to rest or else you could tear your stitches. Do you think you are superior to the advice of a medical professional? Do you think your boredom and stubbornness justifies you hurting yourself?"
Prosciutto chews on his lip, feeling himself shrink away from Risottos judgmental gaze even thought he's on the other end of the receiver. In the end Prosciutto sighs, and relents.
"Good answer." Prosciutto hears Risotto sigh over the phone and his tone softens considerably, "I find it funny how you call me a workaholic and yet you're trying to push yourself immediately after surgery."
Prosciutto chuckles, "Guess we're both two peas in a pod then."
He hears Risotto snort on the other end of the phone, "Prosciutto for now I just want you to relax okay? Take it easy, lounge on your couch, watch some TV... When I'm done working here I'll come buy your place and keep you company."
"That sounds nice." Prosciutto smiles.
On the other end of the phone Prosciutto hears Formaggios voice and a rustle as he takes the phone from Risotto. "Hey Hammy you want me to come over too? My gorgeous mug and hilarious sense of humor would definitely keep you entertained! Plus, I can help Riz give you a sponge bath!" Formaggio laughs jokingly.
Prosciutto immediately hangs up the phone.
