Dad Energy Personified

WA. 30

[d1gital-star]

pulling my tamagotchi out of my pocket in the same way a distinguished old man would check his pocket watch

[yellbug]

[unholyblissafterdark]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago

[charl0ttan]

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

[hoatdoags]

Nighttime is for smoking a goint with my dog

He likes when a smokem goint because we run around and chase each other

[charl0ttan]

fuck yesss 👍

[incisedwound]

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

[gayteensupreme]

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

[tottelina]

io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno

[gayteensupreme]

im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies

[depsidase]

[sagasolejma]

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[coffeeandspentbrass]

[foone]

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

[vivian-the-barbarian]

What do you expect? He's a man of the cloth

[ryo0o0o]

Why were you trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be a catholic priest ?

[foone]

Usual reasons

[epersonae]

Kermit for pope

[rightintheghoulies]

Kermit for pope

[madambellepepper]

Kermit for pope

[winnebagowarri0r]

Kermit for pope

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Kermit for pope

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

Kermit for Pope

[awhspofjasper]

Kermit for pope

[shark-tranny]

kermit for pope :3

[mahohikaru]

kermit for pope

[spaghettihell]

kermit for pope

[rosey-thorns]

Kermit for pope

[madeline-the-bisexual-samurai]

Kermit for pope :3

[femininefreyanyctophile]

Kermit for pope

[lesbianhouseplant]

Kermit for pope

[kangarooqueen]

Kermit for pope

[anakin-slytalker]

Kermit for pope

[parkchanwoohoo]

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

[doggirlpaws]

[sincerely--emily]

Storm’s Coming

Warning bells across the water I

Sailed home then planted daisies

Gifted yesterday by neighbor Ginny

Sun cast a halo on the garden

Threw my denim knees

To the earth let the rain

Soak through—sighed in relief

Thrust my bare hands under the soil

Felt the thunder yet to rumble

There’s a storm coming—thank God

Sat on the front porch

Eyed new dark clouds

I’m ready let it come

Home just in time

Trees started swaying

Sky growls softly

Felt that shit in my chest

Hail starting small

Open your sky

I’m ready let it come

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[landmineblogging]

it renews every five years

[virtualtoybox]

me self reblogging my posts just in case the specific mutual currently online that I think would like it hasn’t already seen it

[anakin-slytalker]

Me as a lawyer: “Your honor, when does the Law and Order theme song play, or do we have to hum it ourselves?”