pulling my tamagotchi out of my pocket in the same way a distinguished old man would check his pocket watch
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pulling my tamagotchi out of my pocket in the same way a distinguished old man would check his pocket watch
Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago
nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time
Nighttime is for smoking a goint with my dog
He likes when a smokem goint because we run around and chase each other
fuck yesss 👍
Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die
Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005
io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno
im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies
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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
What do you expect? He's a man of the cloth
Why were you trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be a catholic priest ?
Usual reasons
Kermit for pope
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kermit for pope :3
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Kermit for pope
i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists
Storm’s Coming
Warning bells across the water I
Sailed home then planted daisies
Gifted yesterday by neighbor Ginny
Sun cast a halo on the garden
Threw my denim knees
To the earth let the rain
Soak through—sighed in relief
Thrust my bare hands under the soil
Felt the thunder yet to rumble
There’s a storm coming—thank God
Sat on the front porch
Eyed new dark clouds
I’m ready let it come
Home just in time
Trees started swaying
Sky growls softly
Felt that shit in my chest
Hail starting small
Open your sky
I’m ready let it come
My five year plan is to just see what happens
it renews every five years
me self reblogging my posts just in case the specific mutual currently online that I think would like it hasn’t already seen it
Me as a lawyer: “Your honor, when does the Law and Order theme song play, or do we have to hum it ourselves?”