Maria: So anyway yeah, my husband extorted me and the guy I slept with ruined my reputation/name
Kitty: Your name and reputation was ruined by a man who couldn’t keep it in his pants?? So was mine!
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Maria: So anyway yeah, my husband extorted me and the guy I slept with ruined my reputation/name
Kitty: Your name and reputation was ruined by a man who couldn’t keep it in his pants?? So was mine!
Maria: Hey Hey, You You, I don’t like your girlfriend
Eliza: We’re dating
Maria: *finger guns* Exactly
that cute moment during 10 Duel Commandments where Ham and Laurens hug and look each other in the eye really gets me 🥺
Alexander: I cannot believe you two broke the bed last night
John: You must have been really wild!
Maria: The wildest...
[Last Night]
Eliza: I bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling
Maria: Oh you are ON.
Eliza: Babe. Please explain to me why Peggy is standing there. Holding our dog in a bumblebee costume. While she has sunshine facepaint.
Maria: ...Art.
Hamilgang Meets Schitt’s Creek
anyway i started watching schitts creek and im now im going through a twylexis breakdown so...have this (twyla and alexis are girlfriends, no i don't take criticism)
-Maria would make a cool Alexis (so would Peggy) and Alex is 100% the same person as David
-Eliza would be a great fit as Twyla and Angelica would be be great as Ronnie
-John is the most perfect candidate for Ted and Layette could be like a Mutt/Patrick hybrid while Hercules would be like Ray. Also, Jefferson would be a Sebastien no lie
-George and Martha would definitely fit as John and Moira
-They would have weekly gatherings at each other’s homes, and at Alex’s when Laurens doesn’t want to drag him out of the house, called potlucks
-Maria and Eliza would quote Twylexis scenes to each other when they got closer, and Peggy would occasionally gatecrash as Ted
-”Just because you are the living reincarnation of Sebastien Raine, does not mean you are allowed to speak in my presence” - Alex to Jefferson
-The Schuylers wanted to open “Schuyler’s Apothecary” but after remembering that they live in the rich area of New York, where literally everywhere is pretentious, they decided against it
-”I may not be a vet but I am an artist and I have it on good authority that plenty of people think that’s much more attractive than a vet” - John, to Alex, probably
-There is just a collective hatred of Jake. No one knows why but he just irks them and now they are all collectively against him. Even Alex and Jefferson agree on this.
Hamilgang and Their Favourite “The Office” Characters
Peggy: Kelly. She laughs everytime Kelly goes on an insane ramble and feels it in her soul
Eliza: Pam. She feels very connected to Pam and her calm yet prank-loving disposition.
Angelica: Ryan. No one can explain it, it’s just an accepted fact. Speculated because they’re the opposite personality.
Maria: Jim. She loves his wit and his pranks as well as his romance with Pam. (Yes, Maria and Eliza DO compare themselves to Jim and Pam)
Alex: Dwight. He understands Dwight’s irrational anger and fights whenever someone gets annoyed by Dwight
John: Darryl. His fluctuating personality hits John deep and sometimes Alex will wake up to the words “where’s clippy”. He promptly responds with “what the fuck”
Lafayette: Angela. He thinks her cold personality and odd interests is an act, which makes him giggle a lot when they watch.
Hercules: Michael. Watching him and his eccentricity makes him super happy, to the point where he might do a celebratory air bump if something goes right for Michael.
Jefferson: Stanley. “Why love a character that’s complicated and annoying, when you can have Stanley?” - Jefferson
James: Kevin. James is a simple dude but he gets some happiness out of watching Kevin.
And yes - they have binge sessions of The Office
Marliza Playlist 💖
Orange Trees - Marina
Señorita - Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes
Without Me - Halsey
I’m A Mess - Bebe Rexha
Needy - Ariana Grande
You Need To Calm Down - Taylor Swift
Into It - Camila Cabello
Trumpets - Jason Derulo
Cheerleader - Felix Jaehn
Catching Fire - The Score