#hamilgays

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Maria: So anyway yeah, my husband extorted me and the guy I slept with ruined my reputation/name

Kitty: Your name and reputation was ruined by a man who couldn’t keep it in his pants?? So was mine!

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Maria: Hey Hey, You You, I don’t like your girlfriend

Eliza: We’re dating

Maria: *finger guns* Exactly

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that cute moment during 10 Duel Commandments where Ham and Laurens hug and look each other in the eye really gets me 🥺

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Alexander: I cannot believe you two broke the bed last night

John: You must have been really wild!

Maria: The wildest...

[Last Night]

Eliza: I bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Maria: Oh you are ON.

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Eliza: Babe. Please explain to me why Peggy is standing there. Holding our dog in a bumblebee costume. While she has sunshine facepaint.

Maria: ...Art.

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Hamilgang Meets Schitt’s Creek

anyway i started watching schitts creek and im now im going through a twylexis breakdown so...have this (twyla and alexis are girlfriends, no i don't take criticism)

-Maria would make a cool Alexis (so would Peggy) and Alex is 100% the same person as David

-Eliza would be a great fit as Twyla and Angelica would be be great as Ronnie

-John is the most perfect candidate for Ted and Layette could be like a Mutt/Patrick hybrid while Hercules would be like Ray. Also, Jefferson would be a Sebastien no lie

-George and Martha would definitely fit as John and Moira

-They would have weekly gatherings at each other’s homes, and at Alex’s when Laurens doesn’t want to drag him out of the house, called potlucks

-Maria and Eliza would quote Twylexis scenes to each other when they got closer, and Peggy would occasionally gatecrash as Ted

-”Just because you are the living reincarnation of Sebastien Raine, does not mean you are allowed to speak in my presence” - Alex to Jefferson

-The Schuylers wanted to open “Schuyler’s Apothecary” but after remembering that they live in the rich area of New York, where literally everywhere is pretentious, they decided against it

-”I may not be a vet but I am an artist and I have it on good authority that plenty of people think that’s much more attractive than a vet” - John, to Alex, probably

-There is just a collective hatred of Jake. No one knows why but he just irks them and now they are all collectively against him. Even Alex and Jefferson agree on this.

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Hamilgang and Their Favourite “The Office” Characters

Peggy: Kelly. She laughs everytime Kelly goes on an insane ramble and feels it in her soul

Eliza: Pam. She feels very connected to Pam and her calm yet prank-loving disposition.

Angelica: Ryan. No one can explain it, it’s just an accepted fact. Speculated because they’re the opposite personality.

Maria: Jim. She loves his wit and his pranks as well as his romance with Pam. (Yes, Maria and Eliza DO compare themselves to Jim and Pam)

Alex: Dwight. He understands Dwight’s irrational anger and fights whenever someone gets annoyed by Dwight

John: Darryl. His fluctuating personality hits John deep and sometimes Alex will wake up to the words “where’s clippy”. He promptly responds with “what the fuck”

Lafayette: Angela. He thinks her cold personality and odd interests is an act, which makes him giggle a lot when they watch.

Hercules: Michael. Watching him and his eccentricity makes him super happy, to the point where he might do a celebratory air bump if something goes right for Michael.

Jefferson: Stanley. “Why love a character that’s complicated and annoying, when you can have Stanley?” - Jefferson

James: Kevin. James is a simple dude but he gets some happiness out of watching Kevin.

And yes - they have binge sessions of The Office

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Marliza Playlist 💖

Orange Trees - Marina

Señorita - Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes

Without Me - Halsey

I’m A Mess - Bebe Rexha

Needy - Ariana Grande

You Need To Calm Down - Taylor Swift

Into It - Camila Cabello

Trumpets - Jason Derulo

Cheerleader - Felix Jaehn

Catching Fire - The Score