#hamilton crack

[shedoescalcforfunsies]

John Laurens

[zoloftpurgatory]

That’s right, guys. Two TURN memes.

[jefferoni-quotes]

Hamilton fluff 13?? *slowly slides a beer while winking nonstop*

Is this ship Hamilton x Hamilton?  As a following, I have a history of writing some cursed fan fictions. So, I’m going to write Hamilton x Hamilton. Thanks to, @karixx-png for listening to me lose every brain cell I have left while writing this (and something else, but that’s for a later date ;))

13. “Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

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Alexander leans against the wall of the room, one shoulder pressed against the plaster. The walls are a dark marigold colour, reflecting off the paint and onto his cheeks - shadowing him in a way that appears as though he’s had a fight with a spray tan machine and lost. He stares deep into the musky depths of the waters in front of him, he swims in the dark pupils and prays the other doesn’t see him stare.

It seems they catch his eye and quirk a shaped eyebrow. They lick their chapped and dried lips, joining eye contact. Their lips part and the sultry tone passes them. “Hello?” They question softly.

Hamilton catches his bottom lip between his teeth and straightens himself so he’s no longer relying on the wall to hold him up. “Hey, come here often?”

“I do,” they respond with a small laugh, as if they’re playing along. “I’m sure I’ve seen you around here before.” They smile brightly, all tooth. Bark and bite.

“You probably have, I’m a pretty big deal.” Alexander purrs his reply, reaching forward to touch their arm. They’re cold, weirdly so.

They giggle, “I’m can tell you are, you seem like the boss of this place.” They beam and flip their hair back. “I never usually talk to beautiful people, but you might be an exception.”

“Are you flirting with me?” Alexander asks, lifting an eyebrow. His lips twitch into a smile as the person catches their bottom lip in between their teeth. They chuckle.

“You finally noticed.” They drawl, leaning against the wall.

Alexander doesn’t notice when he started relying on the wall again, but he’s glad because he feels as thought he could faint. “Aren’t you the charmer?”

“Glad you agree, I’m-” They start before getting cut off and staring off to the side as a voice calls.

“Alexander!” Eliza. She rushes into the room, their bedroom, and places her hands on her hips. “What are you doing?” She asks with a sigh, as if she’s not even surprised anymore.

Alexander looks away from the mirror he’s been flirting with and huffs. “You never let me have any fuuuuuuun!” He whines.

“Why the fuck did I marry you.”

[smokeyloki]

Can someone please tell me where I can find the Hamilton material where Jefferson and Lafayette are the same person (also Mulligan and Madison) 

Just 

either Alexander’s buddies hiding behind a guise as Southerners or the Southerners taking an opportunity to be Hamilton’s friends in the first act before converting to being his enemies in Act II

[history-has-its-eyes-on-you]

someone on tik tok is posting my hamilton edits from YouTube and not crediting me and I only found out bc they were on my fyp and idk what to do...

[synchronous-rotation]

Me and my friend are writing a crackfic about Remus and Hermione going back in time and meeting the Schuyler sisters and Hermione and Peggy fall in love and there’s a bunch of drama with Angelica and Eliza and Hamilton and they end up all getting married and it’s really bad but should I try to upload it to Ao3 when we are finished? (Which won’t be for a long time)

[bluejeanbaby]

                               if you don’t support gay lafayette get out of my house

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I've received some of these, and here’s the explanation: and no, it wasn’t fantasies, yet. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Literally drew this in a rush 40 minutes so I can go to a club guys, i programmed the post, so, while you’re reading this I’m doing sassy things. (no I’m not)

i've used bad words, so watch out