#hamiltonmeme

[serenaspades]

[incorrect-hamilham-quotes]

Alexander: Why’s Laf sad?

Hercules: because everyone forgot his birthday..

John: Oh no now I feel terrible..

Lafayette, in his room: Je ne peux pas croire que ces connards ont oublié mon anniversaire!! :( (I can't believe these assholes forgot my birthday!!)

[dads-back-from-the-store]

[theoissnasen]

Laurens: daddy daddy look! M-

Laurens smirks

Hamilton: you wont trick me with that again your dirty little motherfker-

Phillip: daddy? What's a motherfker?

Hamilton: Uhm nothing sweetheart. Go and f-- I mean play!! with your siblings.

Phillip: Mother fuu-

Eliza: ALEX!

Laurens: Bye daddy.

Hamilton: I will fk you so-

Phillip: Daddy will fk Uncle John! What does that mean? Mommyyy?

Eliza: It means he will let uncle John stay inside and watch over you and your siblings while I and your father takes a long. Nice. Talk. Outside. Now.

Hamilton gulps

Eliza: Come now honny. Let's talk.

[enbygod666]

Hamilton: I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Burr: You were flirting with Eliza.

Hamilton: So? She’s my wife.

Burr: You asked her if she was single.

Burr: And cried when she said she wasn’t.

[crimatic]

Test: *exists*

My brain:

[shiveratthemoon]

It took way too long for me to realize that “I was louder than the crack in the bell” was a reference to the Liberty Bell being cracked

[short-insomniac]