#hammernothannah

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Just had myself a t h i n k

You know that one tumblr post that went something along the lines of "if vampires need permission to come inside, does that mean you can just keep riding them and edge them?"

Okay, that...

But, with Remmick

Same flavor of vampire and everything...

wait because yes ..... wait wait wait cause why am i thinking about flipping this a bit... listen to me carefully. when he's close (you both are), you let out a hurried squeak of "pull out, rem-! pull out!" and he mocks you by saying "but you said i could come in, darlin'," with such pity in his voice its almost laughable, except nothing about this situation is funny (to you). little did you know that when you told remmick 'come in' as he stood just outside your doorway, it was all the permission he needed. you didnt know.

and he didnt tell you.

[eldritch-spouse]

Saw these on Pinterest and immediately thought of Obie and Vorago respectively

Playing ring toss with Obie's horns is extra hard difficulty, to be honest. Not that he's complaining, you can pelt his face with as much food as you want.

I also think summoning demon royalty inside a random McDonald's would not move the poor souls that work in food service. At most they'll just weep silently when a glutton walks in 4 minutes before closing.

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Another year gone by without a Stark oiled up and butt-booty naked tied up in silk ribbons under my tree😭 It's hard out here for a pimp✊️😔

another year without assertive cregan stark being mean to me 😭😭😭😭😭 when will it end 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭 no manipulative lord commander jon snow under my tree 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 no robb stark taking advantage of me christmas cookies 😭😭😭😭 fuck this stupid chungus life 😭😭😭💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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If I had a nickel for every time a HOTD x reader blogger I followed mysteriously disappeared after posting about having a migraine, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. It's been nine months, man...

Funny moments aside, how you feeling, pookie? You good? Hydrated? Well rested? Fed? Thriving?... Alive???

Do we need to call in the Maesters? I know a couple witches who might help too.

Perhaps an oiled up Stark or two?

We miss you, gang, don't be dead somewhere😔

STOPPPP THATS SO TERRIBLE OF ME OMG 😭😭 and NINE MONTHS?! AFTER POSTING ABOUT A MIGRAINE?! oh my gosh id be doing the craziest mental loops like "maybe they're just going backpack hiking...." HAHA (but i feel u....) (one of my faves hasnt posted since january.) (i still check their blog like the loyal dog i am)

anyways (as u now know) i am very much well & alive & thank you for checking on me babe!! i appreciate it !!!! <3

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Hey, babygirl, came by to break your heart real quick using two dif fandoms because i js saw a tiktok edit (that I sadly lost😔)

Rhaenyra and Neytiri are lit 2 sides of the same coin. "A son for a son" ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? WORD FOR WORD?? BAR FOR BAR?? They both lost their baby boys! Their precious child! In a stupid and unnecessary war where it could've been easily avoided! And they demand justice via the life of the opposition's own son!

Kill me now (i really wish i didnt lose that damn edit)

OH GET THIS SHIT OFF MY DASH

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Help. My dad's bullying me for my crush on Jon because I said he was beautiful. He said, "It's always the pretty ones with you." Shut up, old man! Leave me alone! That's my wife, show some respect!

I'm running away.

“it’s always the pretty ones with you” LMAOOO KIND OF A COMPLIMENT THOUGH RIGHT ? ugh he’s so gorgeous i need to look at him till my eyes bleed

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You're so cool and awesome and sexy, would you like to perform an ancient summoning ritual with me?🥺🥺🥺

(The ritual is to summon the Starks into our beds naked, oiled up, and bound in silk ribbons)

you're so beautiful and amazing and sexually delicious to a guy like me, id LOVE to conjure stark men from (like) 229 AC and do it specifically so they're naked when they arrive 🥹🥹🥹

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FINALLY WATCHED SINNERS (accidentally fell asleep my first watch through cuz it was late and i was tired so i had to watch it over again but thats hardly an issue) AND OH MY GAWD I LOVE BEING BLACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Annie. My love. My queen. Annie. And Pearline. Mary. Grace. WOMEN.

Sammie's lil "so what are you?" Had me crackin up. Me too, Mary, me too 😔✊️. Racially ambiguous mixed baddies rise up!

Preacherboy's lil concert???? Black music and culture through the times??? That lil dash of Chinese because of the Chows??? PLAY THAT MUSIC SAMMIE, PLAY!!!

Remmick. My boy. No. Shame. Bad Irishman. You bring shame to the ancestors😮‍💨. You a baddie though. But, still. Bad Irishman. Go in the corner. Think about what you've done.

Stack's death? Heartwrenching. Annie's death? Agonizing. Slim's sacrifice? Teary-eyed just thinking about it. Pearline? Actively sobbing. Smoke's death? Just shoot me at this point, it'd be kinder.

Stack and Mary at the end with old Sammie? Oh, my heart.

I shed so many tears over this movie, I don't think my tear ducts work no more.

Such a great film, absolute cinema. The most perfect film in black history.

(I thought the Chocktows would've had a bigger role with the way they were introduced but I suppose it's wiser to just mind your business when white "people" come knocking.)

SINNERSSSSSSS SINNERS SINNERS SINNERSRSSSRSRS

THEY WOULDVE ALL BEEN DEAD WITHOUT ANNIE!! I AM A MISS ANNIE TRUTHER@!!!!! "shu t up annie im talking to smoke" DONT TELL HER TO SHUT UP THATS MY WIFE YOURE TALKING TO!!!11 and grace saving the town!!! WOMENNNN

the scene where they're all dancing and the spirits (past present and future) are dancing WITH THEM RAHHHH THE CULTURE

delta slim i love you. you promised the devil'd have to go through you before they got to sammie and they did. smoke keeping annies promise. grace freeing her husband even though it meant killing herself in the process. smoke taking off the mojo bag annie made him when he was ready to see her again. stack, a soldier, saying im scared to his big brother when he's dying. Like it hurts me physically

a gorgeous film. a gorgeous film that teaches you and makes you want to/learn. a gorgeous gorgeous culture-rich film that needs to sweep the oscars. SINNERS SWEEP INCOMING ⚠️⚠️I DEMAND IT