#hammy talks

[the-bois-jim-and-jim]

Guys, wait. There’s an upside to this now.

We can act as cryptic as we want about Unus Annus now. Remember when we first saw hints to Unus Annus and thought it was going to be all Darkiplier-esque? Well, now that it has that whole dead-and-buried vibe, all people are going to see are face-less bodies of two men, one in a black suit and one in white, with coffins and skulls and hourglasses all around them, and go, “Wtf is this SCP shit?”

[prismatic-singularity]

Self promo <3 Indie Lux blog 10 years of Rp experience Spent the last 4 years in the league fandom Mun and muse 18+ Open to plot and talk

[cowplant-pizza]

so i’m getting a hammy in the next few weeks and i’m doing lots of research about different items that they can have in their cages!! do any hamster owners have any top products they use that their hamster really enjoys? i’m going for a natural theme and want to incorporate things like different substrates and treats to keep my lil baby occupied throughout the morning while i’m at college! 

[miraculous-homestuck]

it must be hard being this cool

[the-bois-jim-and-jim]

I just remembered that Octobers for Markiplier and Jacksepticeye fans are so wild. This month is the anniversary that Damien died, Jack was killed (?), Darkiplier AND Antisepticeye were born, YOU died, and you also began a blooming friendship and/or failed romance with Yancy and Illinois. Quite frankly I’m surprised we don’t all just short-circuit during October. 

[the-bois-jim-and-jim]

Watching “A Date with Markiplier” again and just realized that when Mark says, “You look so familiar,” it’s Actor Mark inside Damien’s body recognizing you after several decades of not seeing each other after your apparent death inside the mansion and I

[the-bois-jim-and-jim]

Don’t mind me, just losing my mind over the fact that William sat over your dead body the entire night until dawn, stripping off his jacket in the process to either cover your chest or pillow your head so you can look even a modicum more peaceful, dwelling over the fact that he shot someone he never knew and had no part in this whole mansion experience, who’s only mistake was to be the friend of Damien to act as his plus one and keep him company, and now not only is Damien gone, but you, who is another piece of Damien as both his friend and coworker, has been torn away from this world as a result of William’s rage, and it’s not something he can ever take back, and him never realizing that he’s been a victim in Actor Mark’s scheme all along, anyway how’s the weather where you are?

[the-bois-jim-and-jim]

Us, pointing at Damien: He’s Darkiplier.

Damien, from the distance after reading the Communist Manifesto: No. We’re Darkiplier.