#hamtrash

[hamfromtrash]

I’ve been watching the skywars series lately

[papasmistakeria]

Me and my friend streamed Hamilton together a few nights ago and this basically sums up how that night went

[boyackamo-blog]

Hamilton teachers!au

Part 1

Alexander Hamilton

- tired social studies teacher

- dictates so quickly that you will only have time to write down the date, and he will already tell the whole paragraph

- wears glasses on the nose or on the head. In the second case he sometimes forgets where they are and asks the poor children to find it

- his writing on the blackboard is worse then you had in 4 years, and all because the handwriting is too clumsy and angular

-in his lessons, you must know the subject, otherwise you get C

-his lessons are completely silent, because everyone is really listening

-"the school is not to blame if a person" * puts his hands in the mouthpiece* "HAS PROBLEMS WITH HEAD"

- by the end of the year, you have to attach the leaves to the 96-page notebooks, because of writing

- does not check homework, and does not ask. "just learn the notes please"

- argues with Thomas believing that his subject is more important, because: "your entire history without certain rules of society and politics is just a solid list of stupid numbers and some guys with balls"

- there is always a mug of coffee on his table

- treats students with respect. sometimes comes up with funny nicknames, like: comrade, woodpecker

- doesn't get along with technologies. He doesn't need to.

- "how should i turn on this thing if THERES SO MANY BUTTONS." *breaks the computer* "well.. okAy class, today we exist without presentation.. again"

- so many aphorismes, like so many

- on the same wavelength as the students

-"this week you have a test and.. the o f f s e t"

- *groaning in the background*

- all those who studied with him passed exams only with good grades

- "you're a tough guy, i see"

John Laurens

- funny biology teacher

- knows his subject perfectly and will easily give you F if you don't know it

- it is easy to find hin in school due to:

• loud laughter

• curls sticking out in all directions

- if John is sick, the children just watch the cartoons about biology

- you can find anything in his office table, except pens

- sometimes it causes some difficulties to the whole class

- "can i borrow your pe- well no is no"

- in a day can use a pack of chalk because of hundreds of drawings

- "and this is what you need to pass final exams"

- has a habit of biting pens and losing pencils behind the ears

- uses the same pencils to fix the hair

- treats favorite students with homemade cookies

- he loves it when former students come to school, because then you can ask them to take him away from here

- honestly, this school didn't deserve him

- there is a small turtle and a snake named Thomas in the class

- founded the "no one edicts fashion" squad, with the help of his hoodies with stupid phrases

- very concerned about the environment

-" IS THIS A PLASTIC CUP? NOW USE IT FOR A MONTH"

- always late for school meetings and student councils

- "I'm sorry I'm late. Not really, because I didn't want to come"

- "it would be better to arrange an ecological week"

- don't let him fall asleep while he's watching animal planet

- a can of Baltika 9 (another beer) is always hidden in the table

- he wanted to become a doctor and treat children, but became a teacher and now he is treated by a psychiatrist

- once he confused the class and almost told the sixth-graders about intercourse

Gilbert Lafayette

- teaches foreign languages

- French accent from nowhere

- aue Parlez-vous français

- in English pliz

- every vacation rolls around Europe

- where he brings a bunch of stories and tells the students

- presentations✨

- prefers to devote time to the spoken language so that children really SPEAK

- on teacher's day, he receives an insanely large number of gifts and holds back tears of joy

- believes that mental health is very important. So, if you are very bad mentally, you will be told to stay at home or sent there

- at high school, he teaches kids to swear in French, because everyone knows English anyway

- if half the school in love with Jefferson, the other half definitely caught the crash on this man

- curly bun, which he constantly corrects if he is nervous

- "I did not think about a career as a teacher in my youth, because I wanted to become a linguist"

- travel to a couple with Elisa

- he gets seasick on buses, so don't even try to talk to him on the road

- almost always in a good mood

- no FIGHTS!!!

- seriously, very scrupulous about the relationship between students and teachers

- "Well don't give him a bad grade look he's an excellent student and such a sweetheart"

- cool story about travel throughout September

- there are no control works in his lessons, but there are tests, so you can always use the magic poking

- "if you do not know the answer, then poke at the most attractive expression for you. Maybe it's the véritable réponse"

- the principal wanted to kick him out of school because of his black nails, but no one told fashion how to function

- to the glory of God he burrs like a kitten

Hercules Mulligan

- pe teacher

- arranges a foot day

- loves to play sports with children, but can't because of professionalism

- mountain of muscles

- "my grandmother ran faster"

- but he runs very slowly

- "nothing, it's just a little rain outside," he says, standing under an umbrella

- if you are not a sports person at all and prefer not to take the form, then you will have to take a textbook and read it

- "don't want to play volleyball, lad? So, go to the pitch"

- but girls can practice yoga

- can't judge because he's too proud of the kids and wants to give everyone points

- favorite lessons with first graders

-is afraid to accidentally crush them, because he is too high and wide, and they are small cockroaches

- but at the same time afraid to go into the corridor, because it is a hellhole

- "WHERE DID YOU PUT THE BALLS, YOU LITTLE ASSHOLES???"

- were you named after a cartoon??

- people call him George, which makes him mad

- looks like might kill you, but he's actually a sweet caramel bun

- afraid of spiders. Very, very. And there are no mops in the gym. At the sight of furry climbs on a rope and hangs there

- "BRUSH IT OFF WITH A BROOM. BRUSH IT OFF WITH A BROOM"

- children, of course, love him, but sometimes they are afraid when lessons start on the street. There was a time when children ran around the school and he appeared from around corners to catch those who did not run

-Walks funny, slightly pigeon-toed

- the loudest teacher in the entire school, he can be heard literally everywhere. Even if he doesn't scream

- nanny for the kindergarten, which consists of Alex, Gilbert and John

- once got mad and gathered teams in volleyball, basketball, football and cricket.

- got the nickname "Bear" from high-schoolers because of his gait and strong hugs

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writing for the first time, sorry for mistakes~

[spocklock]

I was reading Macbeth, and this line pops up... i had to do it.

[therdaii]

Don't take s close look ++ BURR IS A TOTAL MOOD

[jumpingjackets]

keep the snakes away (unless they’re gucci) (hamilsquad x reader)

Request:

Anonymous said: UM HI!!! SO MY REQUEST IS THAT THE READER IS THE HAMILSQUAD'S SUGAR BABY. THANKS BYR

Word Count: 648

A/N: UM YES HELLO! I AGREE WITH THIS. Hope you enjoy!

Your eyes fluttered open as the light from the open window bathed your skin in warmth. Stretching your sleep-ridden body, silk sheets soft against your skin, you smiled at the thought of today. There was a weight next to the bed with you, dark skin and chiseled back and biceps that look right out of a Greek marble statue.

You watched the rise and fall of his breathing, before kissing his shoulder softly. You climb out of bed, picking up Herc’s discarded button up from last night’s dinner. Pants were not a priority at the moment.

You skipped downstairs to be greeted with a strong coffee aroma. Gilbert and John were on the sofa, John’s head resting on Gil’s shoulder. They looked innocently beautiful. Alexander was in the kitchen, hence the coffee aroma. He looked tired and breathtaking.

You tip toed your sock clad feet up to him and slid your arms around his waist, your chin resting on his shoulder.

“Good morning,” you whispered, and pressed your cheek on his back.

“Morning,” groggy voiced Alexander said with a yawn, placing his hand over yours on his stomach, “did you have fun with Herc last night?”

“So much fun. The restaurant was so beautiful,” you said, smiling as you let go of his body. “He got me this,” you said, pointing at a rose gold Cartier LOVE bracelet underneath a silver one.

“Ah, that color is so pretty.” He said, admiring the new bracelet next to the one he gave you. “If I were you, I’d expect more of these to come,” he said, with a wink at Gil and John’s direction. “Two, specifically.”

“Can’t wait,” you said with a smile. “Hey, so listen…” You trailed off, looking up at him with a puppy eyes.

“How much?” He said, turning around to pour his coffee in a cute owl mug that you got him.

“I’m stuck between a $1,890 and a $2,500.” You gave him an innocent smile.

“Tell you what, you’ve been good this week. I’ll get you the 2k one and you can ask one of the others for the other one.” He said, sipping his coffee.

You squealed in excitement, clapping your hands and hugging him (careful not to spill his coffee all over you). “Thank you, Daddy A!”

He kissed the top of your head, but just as quickly lifted your face up to his with a finger under your chin.

“Be good, now. I’m being generous. Don’t make me regret it.” He said in a stern voice. It made your knees buckle.

“Y-Yes, Sir,” you said, biting your lip.

As Alexander kissed your forehead and walked away to work, Hercules reached the bottom of the stairs.

“Hello, you.” He said, winking at your direction. “I’m making breakfast, you want any?”

“Very much.” You answered, sitting up on the counter.

“Are any of the others awake?” Hercules yawned as he took out eggs and a gallon of milk from the fridge.

“Alex is. John and Gilbert are passed out on the couch.” You said, swinging your feet.

Hercules took a look at you, and with a serious face walked over to where you were sitting. He spread your legs slightly, stood between them and placed his hands at your side.

“So, I overheard a little mouse talking about something she wanted.” Hercules said in a low voice, looking at your lips. “Can daddy know what it is?”

You looked into his eyes, biting your lip. “Um, the Gucci sweatshirts I was talking to you about the other day. Daddy A said he could get me one of them.” The last sentence almost a whisper.

“I can get you the other, but since you went over your limit this month you might have to work a little for it, if you want it badly.”

You had a few ideas on how you would earn it.

[everyquoteandsong]

Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man".

Alexander Hamilton

[novathefry]

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