#hamzo

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"Hatte falsche Leute auf mei'm Weg"

Hamzo

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Its the Lin Quei Helicoptering Grand Finals! Bi-Han vs Kuai Liang. How seriously are they going to take it, and how are they training? (Love from HAMZO)

... you just want to see their dongs don’t you, you filthy spectre! 😲

I don’t know that anyone can take a dick helicoptering competition seriously. 🤣 As far as training goes, let’s just say Bi-Han’s sees a lot more action than Kuai Liang’s does so he’s clearly the front runner as far as training is concerned. They both have impeccable natural talent though, so it’ll be a tough battle but since we all know I Stan Bi-Han on my blog, his stamina and endurance lets him squeak out the win.

Don’t even think about lusting over my Polar Bear you deranged demon you! *flails a broom around* Back to the Netherrealm with you!

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Surprise ♥️

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I SHIP YOU WITH HAMZO

Why even bother using anon @fromthewifecage ?!?! I KNOW you’re the only one cheeky enough to say him and to call him HAMZO 😂🤣😂

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My dearest love. It has seemed an age since I last wrote, but I cannot stop myself. My love for you grows daily. Every moment that passes is a lifetime of misery. I love you. I need you. So much love it's impossible to write down, your Hanzo xxx

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Burn in the Netherrealm Spectre! Be gone you naughty beast!

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*Puts quill to parchment* Dearest Tomako I cannot hold it inside any longer. I simply adore you. I pine for you, may, I ache for you. Day after day my love only grows for you. My heart aches when I think you you with.... with him. That foul beast of a man! I cannot abide it any longer. Leave him and be with me. I will love you forever and treat you as the gentle, luminous flower that you are. Your eternal love and devotion, HAMZO xxx

... that’s gonna be a hard pass HAMZO. I’d rather gargle poison laced glass than ever pick you over my Polar Bear.

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HAMZO again (I still love you darling!). I was sobbing and this infernal 'Ask box' has no formatting. Imagine me, hair blowing in the gentle breeze, sobbing your you. Lots of love, HAMZO x

Sob for me forever HAMZO, I would have maybe given you a chance if you had spared my Polar Bear, but my heart is as frigid as Bi-Han’s cock is for you.

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*cries* Love HAMZO

Are you laughing at HAMZO or saying love from HAMZO?? Lol 😂 I’m laughing at him for sure. He can find someone else, this dinosaur is happily taken.