#hand egg

[saltywinteradult]

Take notes, America

[shiftythrifting]

found at some random fuckin goodwill in West Virginia.

[floridaboiler]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Ok. Quick question. Just how many Super Bowls happen in a year? Because it seems every other month I’m doing my regular grocery shop or some other benign part of my life and I am confronted by some promotion for the superbowl. But I am always surprised because wasn’t there just a Super Bowl like last week?

[punkrocklorax]

hdvduicjd a coworker just asked when the "season finale" of football is

[intexda]

The superbowl is where two teams are tasked with guarding the handegg from eachother until it hatches into a new superb owl. The teams will attempt to bring the egg to their own nest at each end of the field and the team who gets it to their nest the most, shall get to witness the hatching of the next superb owl.

The halftime show is a traditional ceremony to appease the previous superb owl that hatched last year. It is bright, flashy and filled with rythmic melodic chanting that brings peace to the adult superb owl.

[brasskingfisher]

What's the superb owl?

Ok, so I've been seeing and hearing a lot of stuff today about this superb owl thing involving some rams and some other animals from the good ole US of A, but what the hell is it? I *think* it has something to do with hand egg, but I can't see how the owl fits in. Does the owl lay the hand egg? Are these animals fighting over the owl? Or its eggs? What exactly makes this owl so superb? And why and how does it affect us here in the UK?

[triapus]

Finally, someone has illustrated a proper depiction of the ancient sport of Hand Egg.