The Adventures of Me

I mostly post Star Trek, cats, and things that make me laugh. Adult person. Call me Lorax or Orion.

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[punkrocklorax]

I'm always rolling my eyes when people say "assless chaps" because chaps never cover the butt. If they did, they'd be pants. They're just chaps, you don't need to specify assless because none of them are assed!

[agarthanguide]

Link to the article

We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[newtypezaku]

[poorest-meow-meow-contest]

Poorest Meow Meow Contest Round One - Poll 33

Who is the poorest little meow meow?

Kendall Roy - Succession

Bucky Barnes aka Winter Soldier - MCU

Remaining time: 1 day 13 hours

Reminder: A poor little meow meow is a person who is like a sad wet cat and evokes sympathy despite being a little bit evil.

FAQ: This is a bracket style tournament. No new characters can be added. I will not be changing poll images. Tumblr poll choices are permanent and cannot be changed.

Share character propaganda by reblogging, commenting, or sending an ask! Asks should be of substance and/or contain pictures. Any asks saying only "vote for XYZ!" and so on will be deleted.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Kendall Roy is just... So pathetic. I don't think you understand. There's no redemption for K-Roy, he doesn't rise up or overcome. He just digs himself lower and lower and betrays and abandons and is betrayed and abandoned in turn. All he wants is for his father to love him and he will burn the whole world down for his approval and he still doesn't get it.

Bucky Barnes saves the world. He goes to therapy. He builds relationships. He attempts to atone for his past. He's ridiculously hot. He wasn't even in control for the bad things he did. He fucks two Captains America.

Kendall Roy probably kills himself and if he doesn't will be lucky if anyone in his family ever speaks to him again.

Also, this is him rapping. If this was a contest between Bucky Barnes and Bucky Barnes but he rapped like this in public, it should be enough alone to sway it.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Also, the fact that he's so pathetic is why he fails all the time. He's a pathetic meow meow pretending to be a shark surrounded by real sharks who doesn't understand how all these sharks keep biting him.

[inatcats]

Western Bobcat (Lynx rufus ssp. fasciatus)

Observed by lejohand, CC BY-NC

[patrick-stewart]

Marina Sirtis as Deanna Troi STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION | 6.08

[hagiomoto]

Most popular Jack the Ripper theories from ripperologists just blame immigrants, but personally I think it was British empire soldiers...guys who'd just come back from committing massacres in Africa and Asia and figured, why stop now?

The British army committed tons of mutilations during the massacres they committed in colonial times. Removing breasts and mutilating uteruses has been recorded before. In India, in Kenya etcetera.

It's silly to think Jack the Ripper was just some random blue-collar worker from Poland instead of a soldier who probably just came back from the Xhosa Wars, for example.

And Xhosa Wars happened about a decade before the first Whitechapel murder.

[hagiomoto]

One of the theories posits a Malay ship cook as Jack the Ripper. It's so stupid. True crime people are so stupid. This is the era when the British, Dutch, and French etc were committing mass violence across half the world. No one bothers to think about the implications of such a culture of violence and how it would influence their own capital's culture. This is London during the height of colonial plunder.

Not one true crime enthusiast wants to suggest that maybe the serial killer used to be an annihilator of an Indigenous tribe.

Instead, we get a Malay cook. Or a Polish immigrant. Or a Jewish butcher. Always the outsider. Never the bloke who learned his trade in the Xhosa Wars, came back to Whitechapel, and just kept going.

[weepingwitch]

i do wish the response to the ai water usage concern debate (umm actually the water and mineral usage is roughly equivalent to all of our other constantly growing massive distributed information systems that require enormous amounts of resource extraction etc etc etc) was less of a "haha checkmate luddites" and more of a "hmm maybe we should reevaluate our usage of constantly growing massive distributed information systems that require enormous amounts of resource extraction" but idk

[creekfiend]

it's wild how lack of willingness to show large amounts of your naked body in public is conflated with a discomfort or insecurity about said body. like obviously if people are motivated by those things that's also fine but it's like. "if you like your body you should want to wear as small a swimsuit as possible; the only reason to get """modest""" swimwear is if you're insecure or have religious motivations" so it's weird feeling like nah my body is awesome I just don't want every rando at the municipal pool to have visual access to it? lol. how I feel about my body is unrelated to whether strangers have a right to view it

[harrystyles420]

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

[chatdomestique]

“I don’t dream of labor” says person who dreams of drawing pictures and writing stories and making websites and knitting sweaters and filming videos and building furniture and walking dogs and raising kids and growing vegetables

[l3irdl3rain]

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[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[spicyprincezuko]

I wish all Black girls a clear shot at this world. I wish all Black girls a full belly. I wish all Black girls a respite from their many troubles. I wish all Black girls nothing but grace, prosperity, and ease. Black girls I am hoping for your continued safety and success every single day.

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]