#hanji headcanons

[m-jelly]

Thank you for answering my last question ❤️

Here’s a NSFW one - do the vets like to talk dirty? Does it change depending on their mood or what they’re doing? Do they praise or degrade, or both? Are they filthy or more romantic?

You're welcome boo ❤️

You know what I'm like, I love random questions about the vets.

Ooow, dirty talk! You got it ❤️

The format will be the basics, then some lines they'll say.

Contains in order Mike, Fem!Hange, Erwin, Levi.

Dirty talking.

Mike

Praise of your body a lot. He loves your body so much that he'll shower it in praise with his words.

Praise of how you're taking him. He knows he's got a big dick, big as in he has a long one and a bit thick, so he knows it can be difficult. He tells you how good you are for taking his big cock.

Comfort at the beginning. He uses comforting words as you adjust to him inside you.

Lots of dirty things too when you take him easily. He almost marvels at how you take him.

"Breathe, you're okay." "Take it nice and slow, kitten." "Ngh, fuck you're so tight." "That's it kitten, look how my cock fits inside you. You've done so well." "Good girl, look at you enjoying such a big cock inside you." "Fuck, look at me inside you. It looks so good." "Oh shit, you squeeze my cock so tightly when you cum."

Hange

Hange uses words of fascination. She'd make comments about your body that are very loving and brings so much attention to them. If you don't like your body, Hange will make you feel special with her words.

Hange uses some degradation in the sense that she calls you a naughty girl or a bad girl. It's her way of teasing.

She does a bit of edging as well, so she'll ask you to plead for things and praise you for it.

Hange asks you to tell her what exactly you want. She gets enjoyment out of you telling her.

"You're such a bad girl, aren't you?" "Tell me what you want." "Good girl for talking to me." "Look at you. You just crave my touch so much." "Ask for it and you'll get it." "Ask more for it. Ask." "What a naughty girl you are." "What a good girl you are for me."

Erwin

Erwin is very romantic most of the time. He makes love each time and is very sweet with his words.

He doesn't say much in dirty talk generally unless you are asking him to be your dom and then he'll say a lot more.

He's always full of praise for you and vocal with his moans of pleasure.

He's the praise master and so full of adoration and love.

When he doms, he's very good at using all the words you crave and desire from him.

"You feel so good." "Mm, I love you." "Ah, mmm, you're perfect." "I love you so much." "Good girl." "You take me so well." "Damn, you feel so good." "You're taking me so well." "Look at you. You're so incredible."

Levi

This man is vocal in the bedroom with his words, not so much with moans but he will pant and hold back moans which sounds incredible.

Levi's a pleasure dom, so he'll praise you and your body as much as possible. He'll tell you how good you are and how much he loves it.

Levi happily doms and you can hear his domination in his words. His excitement too. Levi enjoys having sex with you because it's very vulnerable to him and the closest you can both get. It's a chance for him to show his love.

He also marvels at seeing his cock in your pussy, so he'll make lots of comments and praises it.

He will discover a few kinks being with you, such as breeding (this doesn't mean ending in a baby for those who REALLY don't want kids.) He just sees it as claiming you fully if he cums inside you and he'll tell you that.

"Oh fuck, you feel so good." "Your pussy is a delicacy I want to eat all night long." "You take my cock so well." "Fuck, look at how your pussy drags my cock back in." "Your pussy is incredible." "I love you so much." "I want to cum deep inside you." "Oh shit, I love cumming inside you." "I'm going to coat your pussy walls with my seed." "You're such a good girl for me."

[commander-hanji-zoe]

hey may i request hanji hcs with hyper/almost as maniac as them reader?

Hello! I know this has taken me an age to answer, but I suddenly found inspiration and wanted to come back to you with my thoughts. I hope you are well and that you enjoy!

For Hanji this is a perfect scenario, someone who finally understands them on a deeper level and who they can interact with on the same level. For everyone else, especially Moblit and Levi, it’s a little bit more of a nightmare.

Constantly finishing one another’s sentences.

Getting more and more energised as conversations go on, especially if it’s something they’re both passionate about and interested in. Think discussions on science, titans, gardening – the possibilities are endless.

They would definitely go on some day trips together, perhaps for research and to ride horses until they get tired out.

Early mornings, before sunrise to go for a run and then have a coffee or tea to start the day.

Kitchen experiments, especially when planning on hosting a dinner party for the others. Expect food in different ‘fun’ shapes and strange flavour combinations.

Enthusiastic about everything and this rubs off on one another.

Easily able to excite the other even if it’s about something the other has never been interested in before.

Presentations to the Scouts which are a little hap-hazard and chaotic. Lots of moving parts, entertaining elements so people don’t get bored or distracted. It’s kinda loud and a lot at the same time.

But there’s also the other side of this, the fact that Hanji often feels misunderstood and somewhat of an outlier even with their close friends. So having another friend (or partner) as a member of the Scouts with a similar personality type who is also quite hyper is a really big help. It soothes them to have someone to talk to about it and in turn it helps Hanji to manage better with the days where even they know their energy is too high and they need to wind down a bit.

Long conversations over a few drinks in the evening about how to help calm down/soothe themselves in stressful or busy situations.

Talking about how it makes them feel and how others perceive them, a lot of comforting and reassurance is to be found for both in these late-night chats.

When drunk there’s always singing and it’s the type of songs everyone knows the words to so loads of people can join in. But it’s the two of them that take centre stage and manage to pull off incredible (well, considering they’re often drunk) duets.

It does sometimes mean their place gets a little messy or cluttered as they both have to be in the right mood to clean and neither of them will take ownership of this or find they can concentrate for long enough to clean the entire dorm room/apartment etc. Instead, they tackle things one small thing at a time, one draw, one room…one item on a messy agenda. They encourage one another to stick to this one thing and rewards are always present at the end.

All tasks are broken down into small and easy to manage chunks – this makes the processing far more bearable and less over-whelming.

If dating, they are adorable together and can always be spotted in a crowd.

They can be incredibly spontaneous when it comes to random acts of affection, surprises, planning trips for Birthdays etc. But they work best when things aren’t planned too far in advance and they allow the weather, mood etc. to take them.

It’s a relationship where trust and mutual respect is absolutely vital, along with fun – fun is the key.

Having sex for them is usually something that’s a lot of fun, often spontaneous and both up for trying new things within the realms of comfort and consent. It can be serious and soothing when it needs to be and they both try to make it as romantic as they can.

But the fact they can both be a bit clumsy means that candles and other things aren’t usually the best of ideas.

[sharkieyearns]

Ohayo!! Thank you for liking my scenario!

I wanted to request a Hange x female reader if you can^^ <3 thank you already.

Take your time to take of yourself, making sure to drink water and eat something <3

writing style, casual

HANGE ZOE: relationship hcs

[10:39AM, 20 April 2022]

oh my god

they hold u up in such a high standard istg

like in their eyes

youre as good as perfect ykyk???

like have u seen how disappointed they were in shadis???

yea. thats self explanatory ig,,,,

and my dude my dude

the amount of time they have interrupted your sleep to tell u abt sawney and bean?? ure this close from knocking them out to sleep

but u dont <33

ok but levi is lowkey wondering why u deal with them

like are u mad??

he is this close from believing that u are just as unhinged as them

vry sweet

like highkey sweet

may be oblivious when youre upset (esp when theyre excited)

but theyre working on it

<3

[titanheadcanons]

Any hange headcanons? (can be sfw or nsfw,your choice). I love her so very much and she's not really centred in a romantic aspect in this fandom, some headcanons for her would be greatly appreciated

hanji overworks a lot. they basically live in their office and get lost in projects and ideas and completely forget about time. so either their s/o has to quite literally pick them up in the middle of the night so that they can get some proper rest, or they will fall asleep at their desk and feel very guilty for not spending the evening with their partner.

they always come up with very cute ideas to make it up to them though. little selfmade gifts, a small love-note hidden on their pillow, their favorite snack for breakfast, etc. etc.

hanji is very touchy! once they feel comfortabel around someone, they love to grab their hands, give random hugs, play with someone’s hair and what not. with their s/o, hanji constantly craves physical affection. lots of cuddles included here, but sometimes something simple as resting their head on their shoulder or in their lap!

whiny. whiny little baby. especially when hanji’s s/o is not around, they tend to complain a lot and sigh every few minutes. the second their s/o joins them they turn into an excited puppy.

the master of surprises. hanji loves to throw surprise parties for their s/o whenever the occassion calls for it. birthday? let’s invite some friends. successful project? let’s celebrate!

[axoxtxhxh]

Day 8: Hange

Getting to the good ones! In my opinion XD don’t forget to check out @millenialfanfictionaddiction and her take on Haikyuu!

Masterlist

How you meet

You were spending the afternoon reading in a coffee shop. The consistent noises of the people and espresso machines was great ambient sound for you to stay focused on your reading. Since it was lunchtime, there was a rush of people coming in and leaving and soon the tables were all full which didn’t bother you much and you went back to your book. You felt a shadow fall over you and when you looked up, there was a person standing there with a smile on their face. They asked if they could sit at the empty chair across from you and you agreed. Every couple of minutes they would laugh to themselves and when you peeked at them, they were on their phone. Finally, you had to ask and they showed you what was making them laugh so hard. Camera filters. You both got to talking and later Hange asked you to lunch.

Where you go on a date

Dude, you want one of the most entertaining and fun dates you’ve ever had? Let Hange choose. They take you on a bike ride in the park and when you both get tired and need to rest, you find a spot along the river and pop a squat. Hange rode around with drinks in their backpack and you both get day drunk on cheap, canned alcohol and as it gets darker, you pick up something for dinner, going back to the park to eat and enjoy an outdoor concert. Literally, so much fun.

Something that goes wrong

Hange, being drunk, tries to feed some of the animals that came up to the both of you while you were eating your snacks and Hange ends up getting chased by ducks into the nearby pond which sent you into a laughing fit.

How they confess

Hange’s confession isn’t as clear as someone else’s might be, but you understood what they meant when they said it. When they were finally able make it out of the pond and back to where you were sitting under a tree, you were still laughing at them. They laid down next to you, closing their eyes and saying, “I hope that’s a laugh I get to hear for a long time.” And that was it.

What gift they bring you

Hange is amazing and while traditional is not a word people would use to describe them. I think this also extends to the types of gifts they give. The kinds of things they would give would be something they came across that they really liked and so they give it to you so you can have the same experience they did. So, when they come to you one day and gift you a dirty magazine, you don’t really question it. That would be what they bring to you on Valentine’s Day. Obviously, they were using it for some sort of research and would go into detail about the different things they learned while reading it.

[chaotic-nick]

YouTube: The vets

The stuff the vets would watch on a night before the weekend in very comfortable position.

Written: 29th August, 2021

Levi

Would have amazon opened on his laptop just because, and would watch coffee bar setups at home.

Has a love hate relationship with mommy vloggers, but still binges on fridge restock videos which he still has to watch again and again.

He can't watch them properly with-

-Erwin's

Loud videos of national geographic videos. Sometimes it would be a planet dodo video that Hanji had sent him which takes him down to a rabbit hole of more pet videos. He's the type to narrate them to Levi as the video still plays

Sometimes he'd watch those commentary or film breakdown videos.

Hanji

Forensic videos, I don't remember the channels name, but there was a fetus video where this guy explained everything about it in great detail. The type to actually take notes while watching so.

But what gets Hanji super quiet are those plant growth videos. Modern au Hanji would be a in the plant side of biology. Or maybe they'd purposely put on a pimple popping video and watch it in front of a very disgusted Moblit.

Miche

Miniatures! Alright so, I headcanon he's a pretty hands-on person hobby wise while his day job is in an office.

He never meant to watch them, but you know how the YouTube algorithm is, he's opens the app for woodworking hacks or home idea renovations and it just shows up.

Now he's replicating every miniature house with his materials, maybe he'll have enough to one day turn it into a city 🥺

Taglist: @axoxtxhxh @sinnerofthewalls @ghost-party @infinitekento

[marsbutterfly]

Headcanon: Caring For A Sick S/O

Note: Seeing as I am sick as hell, I decided to go ahead and write some headcanons about how Hanji and Annie would take care of a sick s/o

Hanji Zoe

- As soon as you tell Hanji your throat feels a little scratchy, she immediately hands you cough drops and orange juice in hopes to prevent you getting sick.

- But when inevitably you get sick, she takes the day off from work to take care of you. Even if it isn’t bad at all.

- After years of being friends with Levi, she has gotten quite good at making tea. She even memorized the exact amount of honey you like in your ginger tea.

- She can’t stay away, even if it means she’ll get sick too. She’s always giving you little kisses and sharing a straw with you.

- At the point where you run out of tissues, Hanji runs to the store immediately to buy some more. She makes sure to grab the kind that won’t irritate your nose. 

- She also gets a bunch of healthy snacks and more cold medicine so she will only have to leave you alone at the house once.

- She does buy a couple bars of your favorite chocolate for when you are completely healed.

- When it comes the time for you to take a shower, you don’t need her help yet she sits by the bathroom door the entire time in case you change your mind.

- In the end, you do need her help to dry yourself off and she gladly helps.

- You sniffle a lot, so she constantly makes sure that you are just sick and not crying.

- Even if you don’t want to cuddle in the hopes of not getting her sick, she completely ignores you and wraps a blanket around you while laying her head on your shoulder.

- She makes sure you have plenty of water at all times, even when you tell her it hurts when you have to get up to pee.

- On her phone, there’s an alarm for every single pill you need to take so she can make sure you won’t miss a dose.

- She spends most of her day off cuddling you and nursing you back to health and she does so over the next week, before work and once she gets home.

- When she’s not with you, she makes sure you text her every hour with updates and she still send you little messages about your pills and reminders that she loves you.

- You wake up one day, no pain, no congestion, you’re finally ok. So you rush downstairs to tell Hanji, who’s sitting on the couch watching tv.

- From behind her, you wrap your arms around her neck. She grunts and touches your arm gently and you realize she’s now the sick one.

- “I told you all those kisses were going to make you sick!

“Nah, it was worth it.”

Annie Leonhardt

- Two days before you even start feeling sick, Annie lets you know you’re gonna get a cold. Intrigued, you look at her with a puzzled expression and her only response is: I can tell.

- And just like that, you feel your nose getting stuffy and your throat getting sore. You sigh, putting down your book and going out in the garden in search of the blonde girl.

- She holds a basket close to her body while picking up a few ginger plants to make you some tea, humming a quiet melody to herself.

- Once she notices your presence, she stands up with a smirk on her lips.

- “So, was I right?” She asks, knowing damn well the answer. You nod and, instead of a sigh, you cough.

- Annie touches your hand lightly and pulls you inside the house, making sure her movements are gentle.

- She sits you on the couch and places a blanket on your lap, a pile of pillows behind your back.

- “Just pet the cats or something while I make you tea.” She says before rushing to the kitchen.

- So you just sit there, petting one of the many cats in the house as you hear a soothing melody coming from the radio in the kitchen, quickly recognizing it as the one she was humming earlier.

- You hear the water boiling in the teapot and a few seconds later, Annie comes back.

- She holds two cups and a few homemade cookies you baked together the other day.

- Once you have the teacup in hand, she pulls your blanket above her legs as she snuggles her head on your shoulder.

- You sit in silence, appreciating the delicious tea made out of the gingers you grew in your own garden.

- She takes care of you, always making sure you have water, tissues and medicine. She doesn’t leave your side until you are fully healed.

- “Thank you for taking care of me.”

“I will always take care of you. But there’s one thing.”

“What?”

“I’m gonna get sick in two days.”

[voidclrx]

May I request a headcanon of what it would be like being in a relationship with Hanji, Yelena and Mikasa (separate ofc) 🤧

yesssss!!!

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mikasa x reader, hanji x reader and yelena x reader

tw: slight mention of killing

note : hope you like it! and thanks for reading my writing! <33 oh and i think i’m gonna do a masterlist soon!!

requests are still open😌

yelena

i’ve done something like this here. BUT i feel obligated to add some 😏

yelena loves when you hold her arm with your little hands when you walk together

she loves to spoil you a lot, sometimes it's so too much that you feel obligated to tell her even if you know it doesn't bother her,

because it's her way to show you that she loves you

she’s a good cook!!! when she had free time, yelena would prepare you something to eat, and when you tell her that his dish is good, she looks at you with a proud smile! 🥺

since you’re shorter than her, she would tease you a loooot 😭

i forgot that yelena love to call you "shorty" (any nicknames with the word "short") or "doll".

and she likes when you call her « ‘lena », she thinks it’s cute.

or call her simply by her name, she like the way it sounds when it comes out of your mouth ;)

mikasa

okay listen, mikasa is a touch starved, so she’s really into physical attention (not necessarily in a sexual way)

she love to hold your hand when you’re in public!!!

but she’s not a big pda person, the minimum she will do is kiss your cheeks besides holding your hand

but when you’re alone, be prepare cause she’s more affectionate so that mean :

cuddles, kisses, cuddles, kisses, cuddles

she looove kissing your forehead!

she’s loyal asf, and she expect that you will be too.

PROTECTIVE GF

too much protective 😩

i mean if someone lay a finger on you, she would kill this person in a second. same thing with titans :D

when it come to jealousy; mikasa is not the jealous type but if reiner or jean (or anyone else) seems to flirt a bit TOO much with you, she will stand in front of them and remind them who you belong to. (her ofc)

she’s your fan, mikasa is very supportive towards everything you do!

now ✨petname✨

mikasa would love to call you baby, my pearl, and some shortened version of your name. and i think she prefer when you call her by her name or maybe something like "angel"

hanji

they would took you in their lab often!! and watch studying their research

they sometimes would stole you kiss at anytime!

you help them control their scientific impulses which could lead them to dangerous ends

when hanji find something new, they would show you their discovery with a cute and proud face (like 😼) before kissing you softly.

hanji had a big sense of humour and they know a lot of joke, and mostly dad jokes, so i hope you had a good sense of humour too cause you will have to endure this😩😩

they would prank you a lot, like hide behind a door, wait for you to enter the room and scream "BOOOOO" when they see you. it end with you screaming all you have. 😭😭

hanji can say random stuff that have nothing to do with the conversation. they can totally cut you when you’re talking with them, to look at you deep in the eyes and said "you know that when you talk, there are about 70 muscles working” (thanks google :P)

not really cuddly, but hanji gives the tightest hugs

too tight that sometimes it suffocates you

hanji love to call you "my favourite experience" or "my darling" 🥺

it would a 10000% cute relationship