#hannibee

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May I present you with Hannibee. BEEcause I can

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realtalk tho d’you think Bedelia taunts Hannibal with questions about Will Graham during sex or

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Whoever drove the knife into his skull (I’m just thinking Hannibal because of strength, but I’d love to see Bedelia able to drive a steak knife through a skull) aside, I love she’s got the sense to keep her prints off the weapon.

Same, same, she’s a canny lady.

I’m wondering about Hannibal’s posture though, he’s chewing his food calmly (definite air of affected nonchalance ‘pass the salt, dear’ etc.), doesn’t look like he’s only just sat down... 

So how long ago did this rudedude get the teatime trepanning?! 

Is Bedelia walking in on Hannibal and seeing him sitting with someone like ‘hello dear you didn’t tell me we had companOH FOR FUCKSAKE.’ 

The fact that he’s just propped up in his chair like a doll, with his food still on his plate (is this Hannibal’s idea of playing house?) 

Absolutely zero attempt at a disconnect between murder and the dinner table ... 

I’m having serious Randall Tier flashbacks here! >_<’ 

[amarriageoftrueminds]

part of me suspects that Hannibal's the one that stabbed the dude in the temple and Bedelia's just pulling it out after Hannibal just sat back down to eat his dinner. Its badass either way, but I just have a sneaking suspicion...? *wow such loser*

I don’t even know what to think! 

It just struck me that I’ve been assuming all this time that Bedelia would somehow come out of all this with her hands miraculously unbloodied (which is kind of patronising of me - like oh no she couldn’t possibly be a terrifying serial killer too she’s a Laydee!) 

She’s smart enough to be constructing an ‘I was abducted by Hannibal and made to participate against my will’ defence from the get-go but ice-queen enough that if she wanted to join in with the fun she’d probably be able to get away with it too. Hell, Hannibal’s a gentleman, he’d take the blame for her - after all, he owes her, if she helped him get out of the country and has been acting as his beard wife.

Tbh I kind of like the idea of Bedelia snapping in the middle of dinner and killing one of their guests and Hannibal just sitting there like ‘do what you like darling but it’ll ruin your appetite for dessert…’

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im done work for the week and ready to sit in my room naked listening to lana del rey and blogging indefinitely talk 2 me about hannibal plant au’s 

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three bunnies that hit me while I was sleeping:

1 - Will sitting on the couch in Hannibal's office playing Russian Roulette with the same revolver he used to almost-kill Clark Ingram, while Hannibal feels him up/strokes his hair/nuzzles his neck (on the revolver-side). Hannibal lets him fire five shots before smiling indulgently and taking the gun out of his hands. 

2 - Hannibal giving Will a handjob, then whipping out his perfectly-folded pocket square (to Will's astonishment) and using it to clean him up, before re-folding it and putting it right back in his pocket. Throughout the rest of the day, Hannibal lifts his lapel and ducks his head to sniff at it with a private little smile, like he's got a flower tucked in his button-hole which only he can see. 

3 - season 3 is a Roadrunner-and-Wily-Coyote type farce wherein Bedelia, fed-up with Hannibal's constant whining about Will, repeatedly tries to murder him in increasingly outlandish ways -- each attempt failing more spectacularly than the last, and probably leading to an increase in her alcoholism -- and Hannibal has no idea. 

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