Only a little bit pissed off. Playing Minecraft Hardcore World. Found the tallest mountain I've ever seen in the game, and though "yeah, that'd be a cool mountain to climb." So I climb it. And I reach the top. On the other side of the mountain is a massive river, and there's virtually a straight drop from the mountaintop to the water. There's a bit of shoreline sticking out, but the water's deep and opens right into an aquifer. I think "yeah, this will kill me if I miss this jump." But the water's right there. If I get just the right sprint, I could make the coolest dive I've ever done in the game. "Fuck it, we ball," I think, as I launch myself off the side of the mountain, straight down to the water's edge. At the last moment, I narrowly miss the shoreline and plummet into the deep blue abyss beneath me.
And.
And I land right on top of TWO fucking Drowned Zombies with TRIDENTS. TWO. They fucking impale my ass to death and end my hardcore world. What the fuck.












