#stupid headcanons

[violentbat]

Dick spent so much time climbing, hanging off things, or solving problems upside down that it became a joke with the Titans that Robins think better like that. Fast forward a couple of years and Jason threatens to shoot the next person who flips him upside down when he's scheming (Artemis gets Bizarro to do it). Tim nearly kicks Kon in the face for flipping him over. Kara does it when Stephanie's being annoying, but mercifully by the time Damian's there, no one does it to him. Still, occasionally one of the Bats will be upside down because they got caught like that or fell through a vent and have a Eureka moment and everyone will feel vindicated and it starts up all over again.

[zepherinafell4thevillian]

How I feel reading anything Supernatural x reader bc I genuinely have no survival instinct and they would probably hate me in real life because I sing when I’m nervous and I would jump at the sound of a fart.

#lovebeingincluded

#ima liability

[itzahazbinwriter]

Assorted Headcanons

it's a bad day at work so have some random headcanons -

alastor -

alastor has a discretionary fund to make husk go buy you new phones after he (alastor) shorts out your current one because you aren't paying attention to him. but he knows he'll never hear the end of it if he doesn't replace it so he makes husk do it

that stupid fruity cocktail that you mentioned you tried literally once? husk was required to learn how to make it in case you asked for it again

he finds a playlist of your music (and judges you), but makes sure you hear one of your favorite songs or a reference to it once a day

vox -

he may or may not have voxtek employees follow you around time to make sure you're safe. maybe. who's to say

he "hates" when you call him your little weatherman - but he definitely hasn't stopped telling you the forecast every day when you get up

lucifer -

you aren't allowed out of bed without at LEAST 45 minutes of snuggles and headkisses every day. you are constantly late because of this, even when you start allowing extra time in your routine

if you see one more duck shaped pancake, you might cry. it's so cute but oh my god, can you please have one meal that isn't duck shaped?

any fave -

you come back to the hotel one day to a giant stack of board games outside your room after mentioning that you played a lot of games with significant others. the only hint who its from is a stick it with a (duck/radio/tv) drawn on it

[lazy-artist-evie]

Whitsantos Convo

Trinity: I'd thrive as a vampire, y'know?

Dennis: Uh-

Trinity: I could dress goth and drink blood. Plus, chicks are super into vamps.

Dennis: ...Really?

Trinity: Yeah, dude, vampires are hot.

Dennis: I think I'd be a werewolf. It sounds fun, especially the clothes tearing element.

Trinity: You're just thinking of that dumb werewolf ripping its shirt off meme.

Dennis: Uh... yeah.

Trinity: Dude, you're so cringefail.

Dennis: I think you're mean.

Trinity: I just think I'm honest.

(based on a real conversation I had with my mom)

[znackbug]

i like to think that floofty hugs their robotic leg when sleeping like its a toy or plush

[troycos]

Dumb headcanon times regarding Hemlock in Dead as Disco. The group has a swear jar for everytime Hemlock curses and swears. Which means that the jar gets pretty full all the time. (My friends came up with that thought, I thought it sounded hilarious and laughed a lot over it xD) When Arora was pretty new at stuff did Hemlock help her out (or rather taught her a lot of dumb stuff.) Such as one time saying that it would go faster for the laundry to dry if someone set the clothes on fire. Which she also did, because she took his words literally. Rest of the group got really angry over that and told him to think about what he said around her. (He didn't). I could write more, but I start with these 2 as a starter xD

[weirddesidyke]

in a state of fury, the word obstreperous was invented by regulus black to describe james potter, and jp found it so endearing he popularized it in hogwarts and it spread to the muggle world.

[appleisliveonmtv]

Really random but I feel like Sam and Dean eat Kit-Kats completely opposite ways. Like Dean opens the wrapper from the top like a banana peel and just bites it without breaking off any of the pieces and keeps accidentally biting the wrapper. And Sam opens it from the back and then breaks them apart and eats them in layers (outside chocolate and then from the top down)