Ideally I would like a hundred benches. Every single one of them facing the sea. If that’s too much faff, I’d settle for the one somewhere in Margate. Somewhere you can come, and sit, and think, and be.
I don’t need a fancy pot to keep my ashes. Just find a decent spot where there’s a breeze. So the next time someone gasps at all the wonder in the world, a part of them is breathing in a part of me.
At my funeral I’d like there to be sunflowers. A truly inconvenient amount. For I too will have spent a lifetime searching for the light, and I don’t see a reason why that should stop now.
Wear what you want. If it were me I'd go for trainers or wellies. Something comfortable and colorful to match. For as it was foretold by the prophet Jamie Tartt dress shoes are for muggles and for twats.
For the reading I'd like Erin's poem about final moments maybe this poem should be read for context too. And for the singing nothing short of a full throated sing along of my favorite song….dynamite by Taio Cruz
For the food, just keep it veggie. For the drinks, serve up negronis. If I pretend to like them, you can do the same.
For the wake, if people want to chat then I am all for that, but, just in case, make sure a corner’s stacked with games.
Don’t let anyone apologise for crying. It is honestly my favourite thing to do. Just make sure everybody knows how much I loved being alive. The only thing that I loved more was loving you.
Speaking of which: if you are free, then I would love for you to be there. But if you can’t, because you’re dead, that’s not your fault. To be honest, neither of us quite makes sense without the other. I still think we’ll die together, like a cult.
And if anybody says I have gone to a better place, that is a kind and very well-intentioned lie. For there can be no better place than in a room with all my friends. Just promise we’ll do this again the other side.
Side note: let’s also do this loads before we die. And, by the time it comes around, maybe I’d hate it. I’ll live for ages and these tastes will change with time.
But one thing that I know that I will always find amazing is what a thing it is to live a life.
P.S. Let’s also do this loads before we die.”
'Instructions Upon My Death', by Harry Baker














