Mar 14, 2019
Remus: wait so what did you do??
Sirius *embarrassed*: sucked dick on accident
Remus: how the fuck do you suck dick on accident?!
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Remus: wait so what did you do??
Sirius *embarrassed*: sucked dick on accident
Remus: how the fuck do you suck dick on accident?!
wolfstar leaving the house
remus: are we going or what??
sirius *procrastinating*: i can't get up, i'm gay
So apparently, someone trained an AI to write an original Harry Potter chapter and this was the result
At the end of literally every year at hogwarts
Everyone: congratulations to Slytherin for winning the house cup!
Dumbledore (probably drunk): HAHA FUCK YOU 5 BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!!!!!!
It's Christmas at hogwarts
Muggleborn Gryffindor: Hey Harry, Merry crisis
Harry (who no longer understands muggle references): fuck you do you even know what my life is like