#incorrectmarauders

[izzyneedsabreak]

Marauders as things my friends and I have said:

Marlene: I wanna beat up a misogynist

Sirius: You're not allowed you're a woman

Peter: Do you think I could hole-punch myself?

Lily: Are 4 year olds not people?

Remus: Well not proper ones

Mary: In year 4 english I once used the simile "as swift as taylor's last name"

Marlene: Can I do drugs?

Dorcas: No have some carrots instead

Lily: Are you even a real feminist if you can't carry a ladder?

Sirius: What's the plural of moose?

James: Mice

Remus: When you think about it isn't all sport reality tv?

Peter: I think James is the mum friend of the group

James: Haha that sign says "poo"

Tagging my mutuals who I know love marauders, all 3 of you @mehmehmehme @ughgclden @moonylupinhasdemonpox

[incorrectmarauders]

Sirius, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure.

McGonagall, not looking up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child.

[thegirlwhocriedwolfstar]

remus: [carves 'sirius + remus' inside a heart onto a tree]

sirius: hah, what a nerd.

sirius: [adds '4ever' inside the heart]

[owlswithfins]

((OOC: Based on this post by @incorrectmarauders​))

[accio-maraudering]

The Marauders as quotes from my friends part 3

James: I love that none of you have any context but you’re 100% down for finding steroids at the beach

James: It's all about the talent of bullshitting Peter: Definitely, unless you're a bull, then you're already naturally a prodigy

Sirius: Everyone must wear flower crowns to my wedding Sirius: Or my funeral Sirius: Whichever one comes first

Peter: Also, Sirius, James is a hippo now Sirius: Wait what? Peter: What? Sirius: Does he smoke pot? Does he have dread locks? Does he preach peace? Peter: ...no? I'm talking about the animal hippo Sirius: Oh I thought you said hippie

James: Remus isn't here because he has, uh, diarrhea Lily: What, ew James: I lost my shit when I found out Sirius: Well Remus probably lost his shit too

Peter: If life gives you melons, you're dyslexic Peter: *breaks down into tears*

Sirius: I'm sorry I insulted your beliefs Peter: I believe that I suck Sirius: Your belief is correct Remus: I believe that I suck Sirius: Your belief is- WAIT NO YOU DON'T SUCK

Mcgonagall: Remus, that's wonderful work Sirius, from the other side of the room: Thank you

Lily: Why are you smiling Lily: Do you have a boyfriend Marlene, gagging: Boy????

Sirius: 100% not me because I'm totally not gay

James: Hey gimme a sentence Remus: I wanna fucking die James: Without any swear words Remus: I wanna die James: Ok

[n-e-w-t-s]

Remus: well, you don’t look good, Pads

Sirius: the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything

Remus:

Sirius: cold cuts, ice cream, limes

Sirius: hey, what was in that brown jar?

Remus: that’s still in there?!

Sirius:

Sirius: ... not anymore

[cosmoarts]

Sirius: do you want to be the polo to my marco, moony?

Remus: si—

Sirius: DO YOU?

[themysteryfinn]

Remus: *under his breath* oh fuck me

Sirius: maybe later ;)

Remus: will you shut up

Sirius: make me

James: oh my God you two get a room