Its a mystery

does anyone have any idea what's going on? I certainly don't. It's probably gay tho

[taratnel456]

Haha why does everyone fuck up when they do a crime haha I won’t do that

OH GOD WHICH END OF THE AXE DO I USE WAIT WHY IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE OH SHIT I LEFT THE DOOR OPEN OH GOD IM TRAPPED THERE ARE PEOPLE OUTSIDE THEY KNOW

[themysteryfinn]

Remus: since there's no grades in dating how the fuck are you supposed to know if you're doing correctly

[itunkala-okicita]

Every 19th century novel ever:

*minor inconvenience happens*

Character: *falls ill for some reason and almost fucking dies*

[acciowolfstar-deactivated202005]

remus: you often use humor to deflect serious trauma

sirius: thank you

james: …that’s not a good thing

sirius: what i’m hearing is, you guys think i’m funny

[pl4tform9and3quart3rs]

Lily: Sirius just admit that you love Remus!

Sirius: I like Remus as much as the next guy.

Sirius: I mean, clearly, I have feelings for him, but feelings don’t mean love!

Sirius: You know? I mean, do I have loving feelings for Remus?

Sirius: Yeah!

Sirius: Yes, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean I’m in love with him!

Sirius: You know, I mean, I have sexual feelings for him but, but…

Sirius: But, I do love him!

Sirius: *gasps dramatically*

Sirius: Shit

Sirius: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME

Lily: Sorry, we all thought you knew

[incorrecthpjo]

Sirius: Somebody told me that my shirt is gay

Sirius: And I replied, “of course it is, it just came out of the closet.”

[leecheedoodles]

Joining in on that ship dynamics meme hehe

[shitthehousessay]

Ravenclaw: *wakes Slytherin up*

Slytherin: Today is cancelled.

Slytherin: Go back to bed.

[pl4tform9and3quart3rs]

Harry: So I heard you like bad boys

Draco: And?

Harry: Well, not to brag, but this morning, I ate 3 gummy vitamins instead of 2

Draco:

Harry:

Draco: I’ll see you at 6

[flawedmangoes]

harry potter the whole 6th year explained via picture

[brokentoasterrr]

james: oh really? i couldn’t tell you were gay

sirius: oh sorry

sirius: is this better

james: how the fu-

[ijaazat]

I’m under pressure, I’m under stress and the only thing I’m not under is Remus which is a shame.

- Sirius Black, while doing homework

[pl4tform9and3quart3rs]

Draco: I know a way I could get the money

Pansy: You’d make a decent prostitute

Draco: I’d make an amazing prostitute, but that’s not the point

[ununquadius]

Harry: I have to tell you something

Ron: Oh, good! You finally are going to tell us you're dating Malfoy?

Harry: What? You knew??

Hermione: Harry, dear, you're very pathetic when trying to hide something from us

[idicays]

draco: this is the time.

draco: this is where life and my sadness ends.

draco: goodbye, world.

harry: what the fuck you’re going to sleep not die

[themysteryfinn]

Lily: so Remus, would you ever consider adopting kids?

Sirius: *interrupting* I've dropped my fork can you get me another one?

Remus: what do mean consider

[its-hp-bitch]

Harry: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR ME?

Dumbledore: THAT’S MY OPINIOOOOOOOOOON!

McGonagall: *stares*